Lock my computer using ctrl+alt+f1

>lock my computer using ctrl+alt+f1

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go outside

>funpost on Sup Forums, rice my lunix desktop, watch anime
>have a gf

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Have sex with my girlfriend

Use full screen apps on Mac OSX. Jesus, why does everyone not do this?

Not have suicidal thoughts

I do that

>use ctrl+alt+t to open terminal
>use super+r to open xfce4-appfinder
>do socket programming in C
>do serial programming in C

This board and Sup Forums are the worst when it comes to full of themselves shitheads filled with useless non applicable knowledge.

how was that relevant to this thread? or are you just randomly bitching?

i think the thing that makes boards bad is retards who post off topic meta shit.

I know that Win+L locks the computer
what dastardly scheme are you trying to execute

>use ctrl+alt+t to open terminal
How else are you supposed to do it?

I was on topic fuck this board. I'm a dev and even this board disgusts me.

> I sit at my computer playing at code and eating twinkies

>I was on topic
really? what topic do you think this is? because the image is asking what things you do that other people don't. it had nothing to do with inapplicable knowledge. it was just about habits and shit.

Most people i know (who used linux based distros) actually click on the icons
People should use shortcuts more, they make lives so darn easier

I use the right click>back button arrow option in Firefox.

Instead of a graphical interface you get a command line interface prompting for password. You can easily bypass this by pressing Ctrl+Alt+F7 but I assume that OP does this somewhere where everyone else uses Windows and does not now that.

>own dell inspiron laptop
>trackpad supports multitouch geestures
>scroll by sliding two fingers
>right click by tapping two fingers
>single click by tapping once

And yet i haven't seen anyone else using these godsend gestures

having one hand on my nuts while browsing websites (not porn). because it feels good man

Use Ubuntu Unity

>pidof seamonkey
>kill -9 xxxx
I do this to force close SeaMonkey so my tabs get restored the next time I start it since it treats this termination like a crash.

i use the two finger slide on my hp, single click with one finger, linux doesnt do the two finger one tho, im sure i could set it tho.
i do this.

I rice my desktop, but wont show anyone.

kek

>linux doesnt do the two finger one tho, im sure i could set it tho.
What distro mate? I use xubuntu and it came set up right out of the box

Stop! That's rape!

>write bash functions for everything i do that requires the smallest amount of thinking

>edit my ~/.ssh/config

>redo my $PS1 prompt with fancy colors and shit

>set vim to jump to the last line edited

>use two browsers to control session/cookie sprawl

>use incognito for testing logged off sessions

>upload pictures of my girlfriend to Sup Forums
>use ed25519

It's not rape if she secretly wants it.

..
It's still rape if she doesn't consent.

Have an obsession with tasks that are mostly CPU based

There is something technologically fascinating about things such as mass amounts of physics and console emulation

This

nice dude.

But girls can't rape other people in the first place.

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I use ctrl+alt+f2 since I have a root session running on f1

It's true. There is also this law that says it's not rape if it's yuri.

Sorry but you lose.

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Clear 'temp' and 'prefetch' folder regularly after CCleaner. Every week manually defrag the HDD followed by full virus scan because I have severe autism.

Sauce?

Girls can't rape each other. No penis, no rape.

I have sex with your girlfriend. Thanks for looking after the kids as well!

touching == rape
check your privilege

Remap my entire numpad, both in numlock and alternate modes, to various window positions and key combos. I know that people do it to greater or lesser extents but I've never heard of someone totally reworking it like I do.

>use ctrl+alt+t to open terminal
I thought everyone (myself included) did this

>I know that Win+L locks the computer
I had to find this out because I was too stupid to find the lock button on w10, still use it after finding it.


As for mine, I [spoiler]right click open in new tab[/spoiler]

use virtuawin on windows for productivity

use coasters

update my bios

use emulators and dosbox

register my hardware

have a digital watch

paid money for a desktop floor stand with wheels that isn't just a book or block of wood

shower

buy boxed PC games

buy PC games

being a hetero OP

I frequently rub the shoulders, thighs and midriff of my female friends, they are okay with it. Most girls are bisexual, they just don't know it.

Use
> [super]+[x] , [u] , [u]
to shut down my windows computer.
> [super]+[x] , [u] , [s]
to sleep

manjaro w/ xfce
but im using i3 rn

morelike do not have the "no homo" image to keep up that chads do

Post your pic and we'll see where it goes from there

>using antivirus
Yes, you do indeed have severe autism.

>don't rice linux
>don't use anime wallpaper

This could be because I'm an adult and not a child.

Anyone with Windows 8+ uses an antivirus, which runs in the background during automatic maintenance.

>post on Sup Forums without any knowledge about technology

The fuck?

Some nigger in my university handed me an infected flash drive, it had a self-replicating worm that hide all my files and created fake shortcuts that kept looping between random folders. I had to discard everything and lost all my shit. Now I have USB security and Avast, which have kept my PC safe for years now.

It is especially useful when exchanging files over Windows network with other PC's, you don't know what the other shithead is sending you. Most people I know don't know shit about computers and running infected botnets in their homes.

>something a nigger touched gave your computer worms
No surprise there

Install Gentoo and you won't have to worry about malware ever again.

I have a job and a family. I can't be on suicide watch. Need to work and pay bills.

The intranet and software in my office was developed in-house and only works with Windows. Not even OSX is an option.

tfw feel revolted everytime i hear of someone having a gf on Sup Forums because i know how not hot they would be.

I use WIN+ALT+Z. easy one finger lock.

Sorry bud but my gf is smoking hot you jealous limpdick pussybitch

i do this constantly. literally all the time

I use super-t for terminal

I used to almost exclusively use these sorts of gestures because of how garbage trackpad buttons are. It still felt like garbage. If I hadn't learned about ThinkPads from Sup Forums I would probably never have used a laptop again.

I turn on my computer via a floor switch hooked directly into the mobo's power switch jumper.

programming in C# with MPI for scientific computing.

Sorry bud but your gf is completely imaginary you desperate limpdick cuckboy

Wrote a locally run program that interfaces with another local program via telnet...

In php

>I rice my desktop, but wont show anyone.
I know that feel. I've posted my desktop once or twice in the desktop threads but it always feels like I just walked into a room and made things awkward. I'll get mostly positive replies if any but all I want is for people to tell me what I can improve on, or maybe a new guy to ask how I did something or post my config.

That's autistic, even for me. Just get a fucking PS/2 mouse or keyboard and wake your PC up that way.

Just because you burnt your hand doesn't mean shit buddy.

>Not even OSX is an option.
Jesus christ. I wouldn't work a job like that.

It could be because your tastes are slightly different, but it's fine to bully people too, I guess. At least you are using GNU.

Well there are quite a lot of Windows users here, so I don't think you're the only one.

>on Sup Forums i use ctrl+shift+W to access the new post form with the inhouse captcha

Paste in an image from my clipboard in to the quick reply form to post here

No. Even worse than the Nvidia one

>use linux
>expect not to use keyboard shortcuts for everything

>not usig -t

Not all apps need full screen

I do that as well, but only on my 13" MBP screen. On my 27" at home that would be pretty fucking pointless.

I am a windows pleb but even I don't open the terminal with a icon/shortcut, lmao

Tons of stuff. I rarely notice people doing these:
>Unfucking windows taskbar. e.g. never combine, small taskbar
>Using all the keyboard shortcuts in bash, e.g. alt-b/f, alt-#
>Using Ctrl-(Shift)-Tab
>Middle clicking to open links in a new tab
>Set up proper ssh configs
>Swap Ctrl to something more useful
>Actually set up good keyboard shortcuts, e.g. super-caps to open a terminal

Middle clicking saved me so much fucking time. I use it all the time.

OSX is too expensive to care about it.

A couple more:
>People don't realize how well the windows start menu search actually works for launching programs, you can type either the program name or the executable name
>Also works for MSCs
>even accepts arguments so it acts as a run prompt with one less keystroke required
>Ctrl-Alt-Del -> Task manager a shit, Ctrl-Shift-Esc is faster

Not using yakuake and f12
Kek

I always use the mouse with my left hand

I can install gentoo and modify kernel parameters for virtualization with no problems.
Takes me usually 6 hours to get my video card and Xorg functioning properly, every time. I end up back and forth the live CD.

>upload pictures of my girlfriend to Sup Forums
That's a really untrustworthy thing to do. She'll break up with you whether she finds out our not because you're an untrustworthy person

>thinks everybody on here is a stereotypical neckbeard
fucking newfags.

The fuck is this shit, I just woke up, why would you do this to me?

Almost exclusively browse or post from the mobile when I could easily do it on the computer.

Also having 70+ filtered threads and go check from time to time how many filters are currently being used, get pissed at this shithole and yell at a cloud.

M-

where my i3 homies at?

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Represent!

they might be normal but normal doesn't imply you'd have a hot girlfriend. it implies you'd have a normal looking one.

Search for files, type calc and hit return.
Blow my cousins mind as the calculator opened up.
I wish I was kidding, she's probably going to use that as a party trick now.

i try to only run portable software.

Only three programs i have actually installed:
Firefox
WinRAR
7-Zip