Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>News • Its shark week so they're out in full force, these sharks have mistaken user's package for prey it's a Xiaomi Max! • Dafen Village painters finished user's commissioned painting and it actually came out great read up on his original contact with them here • user got his Xiaomi Square bluetooth speaker from AliExpress for £15 its currently on sale with Gearbest for £13.54 • user got his package a day early inside it a Redmeme 3 a car charger, a 64gb shark and a Mitu phone stand • user's drunk purchase of a expensive laser cutter arrived, made image of Nicolas Cage appear in his toast • Another user with the Superlux HD 668B • user's screen suffers from light bleeding • user bought a endoscope posts webm of it going into his earcanal • Awful Reviews user unboxes the Xiaomi Yi and posts a photo comparison of the Yi vs a Note 3 Pro • user got three parcels full of chink shit • New review by TechTablets of the Teclast X80 Power • user bought a bunch of mechanical keyboard switches • user got his Redmi 3 and 32gb shark• user got himself some NATO straps • user bought some mouthfedora stuff & tools • user's MIXZA flash drive breaks on him • user bought a RUIZU X09 • DutchAnon got a card holder and some screenprotectors that don't fit
Mi Max >18 hours of expected battery life Finally a phone that you can actually use a full day non stop.
My only complaint is that MIUI doesn't like third party launchers and that there is no option to remove the lockscreen so you're forced to swipe up to access your shit.
9.8/10 would buy again.
Connor Nelson
user is going shark fishing, posts a coupon for a fishing reel, he's gonna need a bigger boat though
Thomas Young
MIUI is the only reason I will never recommend Xiaomi phones, why do they do this?
Jonathan Brown
I disabled all the google shit on my moto e2 and it lasts 2-3 days.
Only use it gets is browsing Sup Forums, foobar2000 and chatting/calls.
Asher Wilson
Using Nova with MIUI.
Angel Johnson
Why do people hate MIUI so much? It seems fine
Nolan Parker
I'm using Apex, I will try Nova.
Adrian Peterson
autism
Sebastian Williams
people want an android phone, xiaomi's MIUI doesn't want to be an android phone
Brody Ramirez
Welcome back OPanon. We missed you the last couple of /csg/
This is Dafen user. I have approved the art from Henry. Kathy gets to live to paint again.
Just doing my part to support the developing world.
this arrived today, tested it by using my fiio x3 as a dac
Wyatt Adams
My wrist fedora arrived
Chase Taylor
Tell me that keyboard is cheap because it looks exactly like I wanted.
Landon Hill
Lurking in these threads makes me want to buy shit, but I have no idea what to get.
Joseph Wood
Buy a snorkel tube to avoid drowning in pussy.
Dylan Carter
Whats your budget?
Elijah Hill
'filco minila', not cheap i'm afraid senpai
Anthony Perry
I was only gone for the last thread, which I couldn't make because I was asleep.
Bentley Watson
So how exactly do I roll this Banggood lottery shit? It never loads and now when I try it this shows up >Your lottery is too frequency. Please try again later
Mason James
Braise be! Insha'Allah!
Unfortunately, we've all become needy and reliant on your digest/news section. user started a new csg during your absence, but it didnt have the same feel.
I get that its seemingly thankless work. I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate it.
Bentley Campbell
About 40 euro's? I have bought some arcade parts before, still need to build a stick with that.
Benjamin Rivera
Are there any cheap all-weather chinacams I can use as a "dashcam" for a motorcycle?
Tyler Harris
This desu, I too appreciate your work, OP maybe we could buy you chink shit but obviously who'd give their address to Sup Forums
Ryder Moore
Popular meme products at that price range include:
Mechanical pencil Headphones Helicopter/drones Sharks Mouth fedora parts Bluetooth speaker
I am trying to think what else is good...that isn't "10 cents" or over 40 yerobux
Lincoln Ross
I've got a good pair of headphones, but how are they from China anyway? The more expensive ones ofcourse.
Christian Rodriguez
Where can I buy Nembutal from China? price doesn't matter.
Luis Bennett
are the kingston usb drives on gb fakes?
Xavier Howard
post your average shipping time
>13 days
Easton Davis
>15-39 days
Jack Torres
I am 45...my hearing is starting to fade. I no longer can appreciate "audiophile" type stuff. It's either too muddy/bass, about right, too tinny...
I ordered the meme piston 3...havent arrived yet.
I use sennheiser 598's at home..but their selection was based on my buddy's recommendation..their breddy good...just not sub 40 euros.
Gabriel Murphy
Working days or days? Been 20 days since ordered 5 items and 2 are here now
John Bell
14-20 days from Aliexpress. Never ordered from GayBeast.
Ethan Ward
so far, about 18 days
Evan Collins
>45 fuck
Austin Nelson
Underage b&
Henry Perez
9-10 days from GB
I also apreciate the news section OP.
Ayden Price
looking at my aliexpress, for stuff that is under 40 euros and has been delivered:
led grow light planting pots seedling heat mat watch display/storage box sunglasses watch band spring bar xioameme router
Juan Green
link to the cardholder?
Ian Gray
Unfortunately, old age happens to everyone. I am not happy about it. Trust me.
It will suck for you too, when you get there
Jason Sanchez
Im about to get this phone, after hearing it gets HSPA+ speeds here in the U.S, along with a 128 Gb shark card.
Good buy?
Jeremiah Russell
>It will suck for you too, when you get there
I'm 27 and it already sucks.
Anthony King
Are you a wizard yet?
Damn, you're more than twice my age
t. 20
William Baker
ask
Dylan Campbell
28 same also have worse hearing than most 50 year olds
Robert Bell
no, GB doesn't sell fakes
Ryder Nguyen
Damn, and I was feeling old.
Why are chink shit generals so comfy? I might just buy some calligraphy brushes and other art shit.
Bentley Gray
So my beloved Sansa C250 that I flashed with Rockbox an heroed after 10 long years of service. Any recommendations for a decent sounding standalone mp3 player? I've been looking on Ebay for something about the same size as my old C250.
Why not just get something like a Swiss army knife?
Ayden Ramirez
My guess is it feeds our need for useless gadgets/crap at a cheap ass price and since there are literally millions of products, there is a game aspect that we enjoy as everyone searches for the best meme/phone/deal
Occasionally, someone gets chinked, and comes back and shares that experience..which adds an element of risk/danger.
It's the shittiest mmo ever.
I love it here.
Nolan Thompson
Ruizu
Luis Miller
ew why
Brayden Myers
>other art shit I'm thought of doing that too but I have a feeling the quality will be shit. There's some things I don't mind investing a little more money in.
Owen Lopez
Received my universal socket adapter. Couple of $ that might save an afternoon one day.
On a side note I've had some strange mail behaviour going on. >order item 1a in Feb >never received, get refund, Re order couple of months later >receive new order a couple of weeks later a long with original order from Feb on the same day.
>that exact scenario happened again but with these adapter.
Pure coincidence?
Kayden Morales
If you accept that anything bought from China has a lifespan of 10 years or less, it makes sense.
The days of saving up and buying "lifetime warranties" ala Sears Craftsman / Snap on are over.
No one wants a lifetime of use. Just a couple of years tops.
Any caligraphy tools purchased will be useable...but don't expect to pass them down to the next generation
Adam Williams
which redmeme note 3 pro case should i get
Lucas Bell
I already got one, I just need a knife with locking blade and not so big, to avoid scaring people.
Hudson Myers
Thinking about buying a Xiaomi redmeme 3 pro, but not really all too sure what carrier to use on it in the US. Don't really want to buy it without knowing which one to go for. Which carrier do you Sup Forumsentleman use for your meme phones?
Camden Hernandez
I think its your local mail fucking up.
Angel Bennett
If you're looking for chink art supplies then you should definitely get this.
Will Netherlands Post Surface Mail (whatever that is) ever strike?
Austin Murphy
I have received about 8 out of 29 Ali orders...CP going on strike sucks. I am not normally a union guy, but my local mailman is actually awesome..he stashes my csg packages in a out of sight spot if I am not home. It's a different government this time, Harper is out. JT is in..JT will cave. Old people (myself included) still appreciate the physical mail service
David Hernandez
As I am Canadian, I can only guess. Due to the pussification of the EU, I will predict that PostNL will never go on strike again..
Screenshot that lads, I will eat csg candy if I am wrong.
Adam Ortiz
>CP MODS MODS MODS
Xavier Gomez
>Tfw no chance of getting LTE Considering if it's honestly still worth it
low end smartphone (they are actually OK, don't expect too much) SSD android set top box a pair of very good carbon walking sticks a giant load of dildos.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
+1. Has shitload of chinkphones as well.
Some user posted his RN3P getting LTE on T-mobile few days ago.
Jacob Collins
Which band does your carrier use? LTE band 1(2100), 2(1900), 3(1800), 4(1700/2100), 5(850), 7(2600), 8(900), 38(2600), 39(1900), 40(2300), 41(2500)
Blake Long
I would say no. It would be like having high speed internet at home and then going to grandma's and she's still on dial up.. You will get frustrated.
Part of the chinkphone appeal is up talking it with people about the features and price.
Try looking up your local carrier LTE frequencies..then searching here kimovil.com/en/ and select those same frequencies...it's not 100% guarantee, but its a start.
Or, move to China.
Logan Mitchell
Its sucks, many nice china phones have everything one may want, except LTE in their country..
Maybe in the coming months, Xiaomi will launch globally.
Connor Evans
>tfw live in a literal 3rd world shit hole >tfw all phones work on LTE on some carrier or other Where the fuck do you even live?
Daniel Sanders
How to get PirateBox on a Zsun the most simple way?
bls halp!
Isaac Perry
I also ordered the CF walking poles...haven't received them yet...
And a set top box, which is here, but was 120 beaver bux.
Wyatt Cooper
>tfw being poor and can't afford more chink shit
Angel Nguyen
Looking more into the T-Mobile aspect now and there is a chance it will work off of their 39 band I'm looking at any carrier really, switching from a shitty one (boost) so I'm open to anything Burger Land USA
Nicholas Morgan
Three orders so far, fastest was 10 days from aliexpress, two orders from gearbest took 14 and 18 days
Hudson Rogers
My Teclast tablet has been "processing" since friday(including). What do?
