Apply for an IT position

>apply for an IT position
>HR sends me back an email saying they're very impressed with my resume and they want me to come in first thing tomorrow for an interview
>show up to interview
>"oh....I didn't think you would be a woman. sorry but i don't think you'll be a good fit here in this male dominated work atmosphere"

Literally never happened

LOL
xD

ITT: Things that NEVER EVER happen

how's the weather on fantasy land?

dumb frogposter

Wow im so sorry. If you give me an email OP I can hook you up with a real job. One with a 401k, insurances, and benefits

Nope

Fuck off kike

...

I think it's sad that you are literally unable to communicate without a meme.

>apply for an IT position
>HR sends me back an email saying they're very impressed with my resume and they want me to come in first thing tomorrow for an interview
>show up to interview
>"oh....I didn't think you would be Irish. sorry but i don't think you'll be a good fit here"

More like
>Ayy whos this crazy broad, I didn't order an escort... today. Nice cans, leave me your card, toots. Sorry but I've got an interview in a few.

I didn't realize the small black couch was so professional.

>name: mikael felps

>apply for an IT position
>HR sends me back an email saying they're very impressed with my resume and they want me to come in first thing tomorrow for an interview
>show up to interview
>"oh....I didn't think you would be an archcuck. sorry but i don't think you'll be a good fit here in this debian dominated work atmosphere"

Maybe they don't want a man dressed up in a skirt pretending to be a real woman? Maybe you should kill yourself today, odds are you will at some point anyway, might as well get it over with.

>apply for an IT position
>HR sends me back an email saying they're very impressed with my resume and they want me to come in first thing tomorrow for an interview
>show up to interview
>"oh....I didn't think you would be an autismo. sorry but i don't think you'll be a good fit here in this normie dominated work atmosphere"

this is a more realistic scenario

And this is why I work as a Pharmacist :3 Better than being surounded by sweaty guys staring at you all day long, trust me.

Did this happen?

>feels flattered he passed for actual female.
>goes home and furiously faps his feminine penis.
>blogposts story on Sup Forums

>apply for an IT position
>HR sends me back an email saying they're very impressed with my resume and they want me to come in first thing tomorrow for an interview
>show up to interview
>"oh....I didn't think you would be white. sorry but we only accept Indian applicants because this is a curry dominated work atmosphere"

Underrated post

If this happened and you could prove it you could sue them.

>Archniggers getting a job. Ever.
Good joke user

>apply for an IT position at Apple
>HR sends me back an email saying they're very impressed with my resume and they want me to come in first thing tomorrow for an interview
>show up to interview in a rainbow sweater i made myself
>"oh....I didn't think you would be gay. i think you'll be a good fit here in this homosexual dominated work atmosphere"

I too applied for an IT position (Technical Analyst), I too am a female.
They did not turn me away because it was a "male dominated work atmosphere".

I call bullshit OP

Post your tits

this wouldn't happen if you were pretty

>because the first thing on your resume isn't your name

Fuck tits. Post your feet.

SEMEN DEMON GETS BTFO