>get new thinkpad
>name the computer "chinkpad" in windows to amuse myself
>print some stuff at work
>"hey who's computer is "chink-pad"? says the boss
>everyone is laughing and looking around the room
>I turn bright red and say "he-heh that's me sorry"
>more laughs
>mfw they think I'm racist now but it would be even more embarrassing to explain Sup Forums memes so I say nothing
t-t-thanks Sup Forums
>revealing your power level
Get the fuck out off my Sup Forums, retard.
i bet you have edgy stickers on the face of it too
I didn't think anyone would ever see the name but me. I usually don't work on a network with it that I don't own
>name computer cuntblaster9000
>lol whos computer is cuntblaster9000?
>say nothing
Why was this so difficult for you, m8?
My macbook is named FreedomHater. Nobody ever had an issue with it.
Was just about to post the same thing did, what is wrong with you op?
>whose laptop is "meme"
>everyone laughs
>not just laughing with them while looking around as well
>not changing the pc name at first opportunity that you are alone and not in view of anyone
I hope this is a troll
>they think I'm racist now
i don't see the issue
I can't lie to my boss!
It's okay, nobody really cares about racism towards chinks. If you named it niggerpad you'd be in deep shit.
>caring
that was your mistake
nobody cares if you're racist against chinese people, they can hold their own and are equally if not more racist against us. people only care if you're racist against black people or jews because they have victim complexes
I don't even see how "chinkpad" is offensive.
not saying anything != lying
this story reminds me...
>be at 1st or 2nd day of new job
>rename computer "someshit" and start downloading movies and stuff
>some it guy rushes in the office a couple hours later screaming "who's computer is someshit?"
>we all look at him like he's crazy and look at our computer names. i take the opportunity to change mine to something else
>"then who's ip is 192.168.0.x?"
>immediately change ip to 192.168.0.(x+10) and act nonchalantly
>he leaves after a while with a pissed off look on his face
>i reboot the moment he steps out
>mfw they never found out
i worked there for over a year. most inept it dept i have ever dealt with
I-I-I wouldn't want to lie to Mr Noseberg! He'll reduce my wage slave salary! I can barely eat as it is!
It's called "Stockholm syndrome".
I like my job and I'm an honest person. I'd rather endure the shame for a minute than hide.
>I like my job
I'm not so sure your decision was the best one if you want to keep it.
Do you have any Asian coworkers? If not, nobody cares
Also - there's no shame lying to your boss. Never.
>not just getting the file over sftp and printing on work computer
mongrel
>they think I'm racist now
what's wrong with that?
>buy a 1070
>500gb Samsung SSD
>32gb DDR4 RAM
>pretty expensive
>Entire PC ends out at 1350 USD
>forget to ground myself while touching the motherboard
>money is literally being burnt in my mind now
I wanna cry.
It's not socially accepted, my fellow shut-ins.
Had something similar happen 5-6 years ago
>go to some private pre-uni school to take some individual classes since I hadn't decided on a concrete education yet and might as well just take something pre-uni to qualify for more stuff
>download a linux distro whilst there (think it was ubuntu)
>start download, suddenly IT-guy comes bursting in the door after 3 minutes or so
>I sit with back towards door, so I dont notice anything
>taps me on shoulder after a while
>asks "what do you think you're doing?"
>I turn around and see a chubby/borderline FAT man with balding head and greasy skin, fucking picture copy of "fat loser from IT department" stereotype form the 90s
>I'm confused so I go "what?" because I had no idea who he was or what he wanted
>"YOU'RE DOWNLOADING SOMETHING!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOWNLOADING!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE IP IS FROM GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEE"
>he obviously thinks I'm downloading something illegal or something, I dont know
>"It's just linux, wanted to try it out later"
>he says nothing for about a minute
>"Linux eh?!.."
>"yeah"
>"Okay" then just leaves
>I go back to the school the next day and cant connect to the internet because he blocked my user info
What the fuck? why even give the students internet if they're not allowed to use it. I ended up dropping out of that pre-uni school shit though because everyone there was incompetent and obviously just there because they couldn't get a job in any teaching place that actually mattered. I'm a computer engineer now btw.
RMA it dumbo.
it is unless you work with cucks such as yourself. granted most people hate niggers and don't have anything against asians.