/csg/ Chink Shit General

A E S T H E T I C edition

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
>Discord channel discord.gg/jmUf2

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• user buys a meme pen • Cree LED flashlight taken apart and exposed, seems chinks have been cumming in it • Two tons of pineapples from Alibaba, maybe anons can open a chinky corner shop? • "Halal" horse carcass from Alibaba, anons are going too deep • user wants to know if water bottle/speaker system is safe or if he'll get both ear cancer and mouth cancer from drinking from it • Cheap Wayfarers have arrived, very good quality, some signs of being counterfeit if you look closely • user hilariously indecisive about chink knives • Chink Shit YouTube Cancer Beginners Guide • Lots of people love the Takstar 2050 headphones • user wants to revive some old Sony condensers, goes down the dark road of learning about phantom power • Oukitel K10000 sale Previous thread

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First for 7.8 tons of yummy chink fruit

My chepo Phantom Power aka Somake 7.1 isnt working so I decided to open it and check, and turns out 2 capacitors have a solder blob linking them, I will fix that and hopefully get it working, I cant wait to shittalk with good sound quality.

Pic related.

This threads are full of tacos, deal with it.

second for 100 orders of camel straight from Denmark

third for used thinkpads

t420 master race

Is that shirt actually real though?

Sure looks like it.
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>Image resolution is low
That's a damn shame.

im feeling sad op user,i said please.

I just noticed another thing about the Creelight I got in the last thread. There are two little dark marks on the edge of the hotspot, at 12:00 and 9:00. The 12:00 one you can't see due to potato camera (Sony MVC-FD75) but the 9:00 obstruction is there. Also you can faintly make out the thing I was talking about in the last thread, in the lower-left portion of the center of the hotspot.

Pretty typical $0.99 flashlight quality desu.

It's kind of between 8:00 and 9:00 now that I look at it. Fucking chinks.

You should ask for a refund

It's too late, I already gave a 5 star rating. There's no going back now.

Why do I have to pay extra to phone sellers not to open the box and do "quality control" when I have to "bear the risk of it being defective"?

How long do Ali refunds usually take?
I've been waiting a week

cause they make money for opening the boxes and installing custom roms and adware onto the devices obviously

Too bad their biggest size is probably like an actual S

:^)

Took exactly 15 days for me.

still waiting for ali to verify my identity
=^(

Surgery is over, here is a pic if the patient.

Also I need a set of twizers for SMD components, shit was harder than expected with no twizers.

Working days?

Over two weeks is taking the piss desu, it says 5-7 business days on the bit of Ali I got up.

5-7 days for the refund to process, additional time after that for it to reach your bank m8. Been through several refunds with Ali.

I just looked at mine and it exceeded the 15 day mark, took a few more days after processing to reach my bank.

I got mine instantly

It comes through instantly if you cancel within an hour or two of the payment being made, after that it becomes a few weeks of waiting. It's all in the Alipay FAQ.

Got my $3 backpack cover. I don't know how water resistant it will be, but it fits my bag.

It's alive!

I just repaired my chink shit, using chink shit.

well its gone like this

>ordered RN3P
>stupidly have DHL delivery, guaranteed duty
>next day the price drops £20 so I cancel
>day after the EU vote and currency plunges 10%

Try turning this off and realise your mic isn't being fed with phantom power, it's barely alive and the gain is turned up loud enough until you hear something.

Any chink headphones comparable to the popular brands? Currently looking at a Capdase Ti22 and an even cheaper Awei ES900i.

>Another negro talking shit about the Somake when he doesn't owns one.
It has been fucking tested, the Somake gives you 70% of the gain you get with a Phantom Power, for fucking $1.88 burger coins

so, my stuff left Sweden:
2016-06-24 17:05 Asendia Hong Kong, The consignment has left the Swiss border point
I know there are some Chilean chink-shit-lovers. how much time should the arrival take? how do you track your stuff in Correos Chile?

Got tricked into buying the new Rui Deng DPS5005. I liked the old one though, so I imagine it'll be fine.

>thinks I don't own one
>doesn't know I'm the user who spearheaded the Somake movement
>doesn't realise I regret it completely and took my tests down

3 guesses who I am.
AGC is like turning up the volume on your TV when a TV is quiet until you can hear something. The source is still quiet and you're just getting a crackly overblown representation of the sound. That's not phantom power, that's turning the volume up on something quiet.

Try and find proof of your test and see it was taken down because it was misinformed.

fuck off pissphone with your forced fucking memes
its a waste to buy one, you are a waste to (you)

Hello are viets chinks?

not to more serious matters on gaybest is there any differences between bm-700 and bm-800,as well as the nb-35,and nb 37? except price?

> doing 0805 smd shit without tweezers

Why are you buying Chinese stuff if you're making bank as a surgeon ?

anyone have some csg recommended bluetooth earbuds?

What's the best /csg/ recommended soldering iron?

Hakko clones.
Check the wiki.

Oh shit son

any Canadians here DHL a redmi note 3?


Wondering how much duty / tax and all that shit would be.

Canada post striking makes any other method a long long wait.

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Nice lie, I was the one that popularized the Somake with my SF-920 after trying 4 different audio USB adapters.

And your videos are shit, you think I was talking about you that just proves that /csg/ reviewers should be gassed, I was talking about Podcastage videos.

How is the XML cree flashlights? I was going to get a few sk68s and was looking for a better main flashlight.

I'm that kool.

doubt it,
you are a literal who

What happened to ManTracker, do they still make it/is it any good?

And are there any couriers that are godlike in duty avoidance?

You're the guy with the crackly shitty sounding recordings to "prove" Somake works as well as an audio interface or a chink PP supply?

You had me fooled until I looked into the Somake and saw not only does it engage AGC, it has a second internal AGC. So the Somake is boosting the gain TWICE. The mic is still underpowered and that's why all sound captured from it is flat and lacks details. It's boosting a quiet mic up to insane levels. That's why if you push the gain up it turns into a distorted mess and you know that.

Think about what you're claiming for a second, that a tiny usb sound card can power a condenser mic that relies on conduction. You're insane.

Use 17track.net it should detect the correos de chile tracking or go to the correos de chile webpage they should have a tracking page. Also sweden is not swiss pedro. Uno es suiza y el otro suecia. Learn some geography

my shark just died

are you me? mine corrupts eveerytime i plug it in

Speaking of clothing since op linked it, is there any good clothing on ali and the like. Because at $15 for that vaporwave shit, I might as well just go to fucking walmart that isn't cheap.

Nice try pissphone.

Did you just join the Discord with the name "MEMESDCARD" then leave when someone realised you're Pissphone? Wow.

>Sup Forums shilling closed source shit

fuck off neo Sup Forums

Don't buy socks on Ali. I did and they gave me dermatitis.

Is this one okay?

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From the previous thread, cant get better than le mayms

I bought socks off GB

The soccer jerseys they sell are pretty good. I paid around $15 for one

looks fine to me.

sí, I had typed Switzerland and for some stupid reason deleted my whole message, then typed Sweden.
anyway, thanks m8

It's been 13 days since gearbest sent my item with Magyar Post.

>2016-06-17 Item data received.

How are chink knockoff legos

Always dip chink clothes in boiling water, stir gently and let them cool gradually. Throw in the washer after that.

That's what I always do with my denims that I find

why?

They are gooks

Mfw they messed up Super deals on Ali. I used to browse pages of random discounts and buy something every once and a while, but now they're all categorized and shit like I'd know what I'm about to buy

Does anyone have a Redmeme on Verizon and care to report on its compatibility?

My 8yo brother knows how to use a phone, arent you embarrassed you still cant figure it out?

My 8yo brother knows how to use his manners, arent you embarrased you still cant figure it out?

My 8yo brother knows to ask the "experts" when he's unsure, arent you embarrased you still cant figure it out?

My 8yo brother knows how to shitpost, arent you embarrassed you still cant figure it out?

Late answers about a rolly:

Got it on Ali. The experiment was to see what you can get compared to the more expensive specialized replica online stores.

It was not that cheap. It was like five times more expensive. I doubt you can get a solid rolly replica for fourteen bucks with even minimal outside detailing. This was a fully mechanical one, with a working bezel. I'm quite pleased.

and i was thinking of getting one... maybe not...

What exactly is the point of these threads? Is this buyfag general or something?

Is there a chink shit version of these?
I don't imagine plastic cones are hard to come by, but whenever I search for them all I get are weird cones for needles and these:
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They're cute, but I'd like some transparent ones.

forced memes from the same 2 people every day

>there will never be a phone with the price, specs and dev support of a redmi note 3 but with a 5" screen
fuck this gay earth

read the op you dip and fuck off

OP literally says nothing as to what the threads are about. Not even the wiki.

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give up with this phone its a waste of time

I got a yihua 936 and it's absolutely great.

goybest shills trying to get their two cent monthly advertising bonus

Forced memes from 3 people.

I (dafen user) am here shilling for Henry and dafen village.

???
Okay?

for me, it's about sharing experiences on consumer electronics and cool stuff (1 ton of lemons for $1, hack-able electronics, things that could be useful, etc.).

good stuff thanks

It's fun being racist with my friends on Sup Forums.

But really, it's pretty neat finding cheap electronics and other miscellaneous stuff that turns out to be decent in quality. I wouldn't have found out about halal frozen horse corpses and 10 cent egg separators without this general.

there are a lot of chinese brands with a surprisingly high level of quality while also maintaining a low price point. i've had good experiences with my yihua 936 soldering iron, soundmagic e80 headphones, e-blue cobra mouse, etc, but finding that shit in the mounds of cheaply produced garbage isn't easy. when someone finds something good for cheap they usually post it in here.

Cheers Gearbest from the dedicated Russian bike parts section.

k

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$11 M-ATX computer case. How unbelievably shit could this be?

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>we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites
Yes it does you illiterate fuck

no point these days in buying a case without a side panel fan or a fan in the top portion of the front panel
you need air blowing directly on the northbridge and shit

Is Hybrids really better than Zircons or is it just a hipster meme because Zircons became popular?

dunno never tried the zircons but i like the hybrids over the regular piston 3