/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
>Discord channel discord.gg/jmUf2

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
→ H20C drone is easy to fly
→ Raspberry Pi 7" IPS display for $25
→ Smart Watch FAQ
→ user gets the wrong game pad
→ Knife sharpener works after all
→ Partial refund for broken Superlux HD668b headphones
→ user has yellow fever
→ Fans and Bluetooth Receiver
→ USB Hub dies after 10 days
→ $10 multi-tool
→ Severe Yellow Fever
→ Shark collection
→ "Rock" USB cable looking sturdy
→ Shark mouse pad
→ Meme cat

Other urls found in this thread:

gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_331431.html
aliexpress.com/item/MIXZA-micro-sd-card-Memory-card-TF-card-32GB-class10-free-shipping/32355788181.html
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_365931.html
s.aliexpress.com/ziAre6Fz
gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_174178.html
chemistry.about.com/od/elements/tp/What-Is-the-Coolest-Element.htm
chemistry.about.com/cs/howthingswork/f/blstainlessodor.htm
gearbest.com/promotion-xiaomi-smart-life-special-161.html
gearbest.com/smart-health/pp_263610.html
gearbest.com/kitchen-appliances/pp_345555.html
cbc.ca/news/business/canada-post-possible-strike-couriers-1.3659132
youtube.com/watch?v=u5HOt0ZOcYk
uidesign.gearbest.com/GB/mail/2016/G0625.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

hell yeah!

first for low quality news

third for cheap knives

fell for the SMARE meme

>Raspberry Pi 7" IPS display for $25
not IPS
> $10 multi-tool
$0.10

Reminds me of a pro-commie Spanish TV show's logo

Smare 32 GiB in original packaging
size comparison to a zip disquette

another day, another batch of chinkshit

UGreen USB 3.0 microSD and SD card reader

Couldn't you have waited for regular OP to do his thing? You discord fucks didn't even bother linking to the previous thread.

>no link to old thread.
Really?

>$10 multi-tool
Can you discord faggots even read?

first packet: low quality mouth fedora accessories

i think the box will be more exciting

show it, then

Dumb frogposter.

got a link for this card?

...

yes, we've seen it

How do we kill the discord and all its users?

SEE IT AGAIN

USE • IN FRONT OF NEWS.
LINK GOES AFTER THE TEXT.
LINK TO THE PREVIOUS THREAD.

easy now m8

>2 pairs of monk plus
>1 pair monk

so far so good, wasn't expecting the ex pack so thats a bonus. whats in muh black box?

post it again, then

Ok, I see some earbuds, what's the other stuff?

Fucking discord fags ruining OP again
get out RRREEEEE

i remember really wanting a zip drive when i was a kid. i had minidisc "instead" cos my dad was into music more than computers. i should use a minidisc for comparison....

Any high res shark artwork around?

Does it magnetically?

yes lets keep forcing stupid memes

Has anyone gotten headsets & or mice from these sites? I need to replace both my mouse & headset.

Do you even know what memes are?

I've been chinked guys.
I ordered the Xiaomi Yi 4k action camera two days ago from Gearbest, saying it would ship on the 30th.
Now they fucked me over and instead are shipping it the 20th of july.
And I can't even cancel the order and get it from aliexpress instead.

Reminder : Netac U3 > Sharks U1
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_331431.html

>got a link for this card?
aliexpress.com/item/MIXZA-micro-sd-card-Memory-card-TF-card-32GB-class10-free-shipping/32355788181.html

>Does it magnetically?
not yet

>LINK GOES AFTER THE TEXT
looks cleaner in this OP, fuck off.

Pretty sure that camera's still on pre-order.

I'd rather buy a MIXZA zebra
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_365931.html

What's the best store to buy pink sharks from? Also does anyone here have a Xiaomi mi4 ~ How does it hold up?

Pre-order was said to end the 30th when I placed the order.

What's a good chink sunglasses brand?

Socks are technology.
Should I go for it, or would it be lined with asbestos?

Get knockoff raybans or something

s.aliexpress.com/ziAre6Fz
Forgot chinky linky*

Asbestos is harmless unless you inhale it. Unless you inhale socks what you should instead worry about is what they used to chemically wash the socks.
Clothes are fine except:
1. It's asian sizes.
2. Wash them before using them
3. Don't expect quality

depends, gotta see a pic of your feet and legs to see if it'll fit

Smare 32 GB speed:
# Read:
(4.3 GB, 4.0 GiB) copied, 51.1157 s, 84.0 MB/s
# Write:
(4.3 GB, 4.0 GiB) copied, 253.373 s, 17.0 MB/s

>gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_365931.html

You rather buy a 32Gb ~14$ than a 64Gb at ~12$ ?

OK, You're a good consumer !

I wore socks bought off Ali and they gave me allergic contact dermatitis. Don't do it.

Wash them at least once before. . .

black box is venture electronics zen 2.0

>mfw these cost $150

the packet on the left is different foams and some accessories for fitting earbuds comfortably

the 2 black packets are updated versions of the (discontinued) earbuds next to the accessories pack

you can get monk+ for $5, they sound gr8 m8

>1. It's asian sizes.
You'd need to be morbidly obese for such socks not to fit you

OPanon already does a thankless job for all of us by producing his digest.

The current OPanon format is best

Please dont mess with success

>ugly as fuck arrow things
>completely breaks if you try to add multiple links
>no link to previous thread

>success

gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_174178.html

How do magic metal not-soap works?

by giving you dirt repelling cancer

chemistry.about.com/od/elements/tp/What-Is-the-Coolest-Element.htm

Wrong link
chemistry.about.com/cs/howthingswork/f/blstainlessodor.htm

You wash hands under water. it works. no need for magic stone.

Stainless steel actually reacts with certain smelly molecules. You can test it for free with a stainless steel knife

installed the fans and they don't seem to do much although that's probably down to still have the GPU shroud on still, and they don't like anything below 9v as below that they only spin at around 1000rpm at 8v then jump to 1500rpm at 9v, then 3500rpm at 12.
and the bluetooth receiver isn't bad for the £4 i paid, but using it with a power lead it needs a ferrite choke to reduce interference, and it has annoying as shit voice prompts when ever it turns on, turns off and goings in to pairing mode.
and windows doesn't seem to like it as it has about a half second delay so i can't use it with my laptop while watching videos, but on my phone videos have no lag at all.

Gearbest has a Xiaomi flash sale with several of their bluetooth speakers going for $11.89 - $18.99 to $21.49 - $36.89 and the well memed Xiaomi XL Mousepad is priced at $8.99

gearbest.com/promotion-xiaomi-smart-life-special-161.html

I think he's talking about this OP not sticking to the format that works.

i've got that reader at randomly disconnects and it's annoying as it does it every few seconds.

NIGGA FIX THAT GPU SAG

#justchinkshitthings

No disconnect yet (on Linux)

are there any chink shit tablets that support our old Sup Forums friend, GNU Linux?

yep, it absolutely hates my skylake desktop, yet it's fine with my T420 with a NEC usb 3.0 expresscard

it's bowed, also the fans are on an upwards angle.

Thanks

Does anyone know the idle power draw of the
Xiaomi Yeelight RGBW?

Kind of expecting that XL Mousepad to go really fast now, bought that and everything in pic related.

Can you guys give me ideas? Any useful shit you bought in the past?

>chinese
>any form of freedom
I don't think so

Wtf why so many people are getting xiaomi power bank for free in banggood midyear lottery?

>See you next year.
>Thanks for your joining!
>Coins will be cleaned out.

>Xiaomi makes water filters now
gearbest.com/smart-health/pp_263610.html

~what could go wrong~

I want this I need this!!!!
pls someone

Banggood seems to have a random email generator which they use for adding those rewards randomly. Fucking chinks

Any shark-tier usb sticks?

>gearbest.com/promotion-xiaomi-smart-life-special-161.html

memepad XL ordered.

thanks user

Its meant to be used with the Xiaomi Water Purifier
gearbest.com/kitchen-appliances/pp_345555.html

The shark company makes usb sticks too

I'm really tempted to go full on Xiaomi products whore. I-I-I think I got the fever guys.

I heard their USB drives are bad.

Attention Canadian NEETS and other shut ins:

cbc.ca/news/business/canada-post-possible-strike-couriers-1.3659132

Canada post strike potentially this weekend.

You will want to choose DHL / Not mail / not free shipping if you want to see your packages anytime before xmas.

Even a week strike will set the post office back a month.

It sucks, but you may have to sit on the sidelines of /csg/ if you won't risk getting assblasted on customs if you choose a delivery service

xiaomi's kettle looks nifty, just ain't worth it as if i get taxed, i may as well buy one here.

I did wash them once first. I always wash new clothes before I wear them. I'm not retarded.

eBay $15 off $75 USD. Use Code
CRUISEN2SUMMER

to the user that bought the mangosteen juice and the white rabbit candy, I want to fall for those memes.
w2c?

>I'm not retarded.
>buys clothes (specially footwear) from chink pages
k

Aw, okay!
I have very sensitive skin so I think I won't do it then.

>Al rojo vivo
>pro-commie

kek

Just in time for the Xiaomi sale too.

Thanks senpai

TIME TO BUY A RN3P BOIIIII :D

*socialdemocratic
Like their bolivarians benefactors

youtube.com/watch?v=u5HOt0ZOcYk

I might get that Xiaomi rice cooker in the near future, I don't even cook rice much but damn I could make so many nifty rice inspired things with perfectly cooked rice.


BTW, anyone have any GEarBest coupons or something like that?

uidesign.gearbest.com/GB/mail/2016/G0625.html
I guess the windows ones support linux... but I have no idea