/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
>Discord channel discord.gg/jmUf2

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• user bought a ton of chink shit, shows off pic of solar powered minicar • After a month waiting user's Gearbest package finally arrives • Gearbest ad for a chink tent tarp gives life advice • user got a $100 chinese watch • user bought some 8gb sharks to give away • Reminder to report this shitposter • user gets get and a coupon for cheap socks • user got a sticker for his vehicle • Vernee Apollo Lite features the mediatek X20 and gets antutu score of around 95k • user ordered knives from Gearbest last monday and it arrived today • Possible image leaked of the Xiaomi Notebook looks an awful lot like a macbook • Chink Shit Podcast to move away from Mixlr and will be broadcasting today starting at 11pm BST chinkshitradio.github.io/ after the episode ends it will be uploaded to soundcloud for easy relistening soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio
• user got the H101 quadcopter off Gearbest (currently on sale for $9.99) • Hoarder user posts fisheye lens and picture of empty chink packages everywhere Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/item/KingDian-Hot-Item-S180-60-S280-120-S280-240-GB-SSD-SATA3-2-5-internal-SSD/32650541724.html
aliexpress.com/item/KingDian-523-5-321-8-MB-S-Highest-performance-NEW-S500-2-5-SATA3-120GB-SSD/32467906502.html
gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_231133.html
gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_148364.html
aliexpress.com/item/Universal-5V-2-1A-Dual-USB-Car-Charger-For-iPhone-5-6-6S-6-plus-For/32611317138.html
timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html
chinkshitradio.github.io/
discordapp.com/invite/013cBVIg9iQEILoeV
soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio
gearbest.com/wrenches/pp_333940.html
gearbest.com/screwdriver-screwdriver-set/pp_391340.html
ifixit.com/Store/Tools/54-Bit-Driver-Kit-/IF145-022-1
youtube.com/watch?v=Tybp5I9ow3I
alishort.ru/c
ebay.com/itm/5x-pocket-loupe-magnifier-with-Aspheric-Lens-/381581005853
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

OP u forgot this news article friend

btw, thanks op for the news and the fact that you keep doing these
appreciated

Got in the news, not even once but twice :)

Should I order the KingDian S280 120GB:
aliexpress.com/item/KingDian-Hot-Item-S180-60-S280-120-S280-240-GB-SSD-SATA3-2-5-internal-SSD/32650541724.html

Or the new S500?
aliexpress.com/item/KingDian-523-5-321-8-MB-S-Highest-performance-NEW-S500-2-5-SATA3-120GB-SSD/32467906502.html

Help

Also, what's the cheapest way to get a 120GB SSD for my ThinkPad?

Oh sorry, thought you wouldn't include it, but you actually did, please consider my post not posted.

Mine looks fine, pic related.

Next post without lens.

Without it.

buy a used ssd for like 20$ off craigslist or something. its most likely a samsung or kingston with proper software
jesus christ there is a time and a place for everything, chink SSDs do not fall under that.

No craigslist in Europe bro (I mean... yeah, there is a Craigslist, it's just empty).

What's your used shit website that everyone uses? You gotta have one (UK has gumtree for instance), just search there.

The widescreen lens screws on the macro on your kit too? Dunno what's wrong with mine, macro lens is fine and so is the fisheye, can't see anything physically wrong on the widescreen but as soon as soon as I screw it on the pics become a blurry mess. Oh well it was only 2€

The Aliexpress support chat just "apologized" like 3 times for doubling my order because their stupid payment system is buggy. But they still don't want to give me the money back.

Yeah, I have one, and they're selling used Kingston 120GBs for 50$. That's the cheapest one.

To be honest, I don't care much about the data, I only want my thinkpad to be somewhat faster.

so solly waitu pigg- deal fliend, so solly

The difference between this gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_231133.html and this gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_148364.html is only speed, right?

It's because we order electronic parts and gadgets predominantly. Just because one out of 50 orders socks or so doesn't make it irrelevant for Sup Forums. Sorry that this is not the 284th thread about the R9 480 or "which programming language should I learn".

One of them seems to be a bit more expensive than the other.

Kingdian S280 has been confirmed good for quite a while now, no need to be a paranoid babby

Would like to know this also.
What's with the S500? New chipset?

its been 8 days since aliexpress asked for my identification
they still haven't gotten back to me

Seems like its the newest model.

Why does Ali ask for your identification?
Never had to do that.

Are you sure the widescreen lens isn't actually the macro lens?

Bought three of these 12V car power to USB adapters (they were only 36cent each, free shipping!). They said they could provide 2A each, just tested it with some dummy loads, over about 0.5A the voltage drops to 3V.

bought a bunch of things in one day
wasn't even expensive, total price under $55
they cancelled everything and requested proof of my identity

link?

Weird, I ordered way more stuff than that before.

It says wide angle on it and it only screws on top of the macro lens, wrong size thread for the clip thingy

do a chargeback then

to be precise, it was 12 items, all on 6/23
most expensive item was $16.89

It's L -> R
Not R -> L

>gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_148364.html
>High Security 1167Mbps Dual Band
>1167Mbps
err, AFAIU, such a thing doesn't exist. and even if that was the case, you'd need compatible hardware, and to be really close to the router.

also,
>Chinese Version
what does this even mean?

Opened it now. A chink electrical engineer probably thought that 22µF should be sufficient for a 2A output on this switching regulator. Well surprise surprise: It's not.

aliexpress.com/item/Universal-5V-2-1A-Dual-USB-Car-Charger-For-iPhone-5-6-6S-6-plus-For/32611317138.html

They increased the price now (ordered it a month ago, took a while to ship it here), maybe you can find a cheaper one.

Radio show update!

Right now it's looking like we'll be starting it up at 11pm BST, you can use the site below to calculate when that is for you:
timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

We'll be moving away from Mixlr because they want money for core functions like more than an hour of broadcasting & it relies on flash (boo hiss) so our new broadcasting site is here:
chinkshitradio.github.io/

You can shitpost as anonymous and freely listen without flash. We'll try to make it as seamless as possible. If you want to "call in" do so by joining the Discord in OP, we have admins there who will get you on air.
For those who don't have it, the Discord link is
discordapp.com/invite/013cBVIg9iQEILoeV

As always you can get episode 2 on Soundcloud after the show ends:
soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio

Enjoy the show!

Have you tried holding the wide angle lens to the camera? I have an MPOW set and the three lenses are separate.

cancer

That wasn't necessary Comfy, you've got a status update in the OP.. make a post when you actually go live.

Also a tip don't derail this episode into another skype friends voice chat, there are people listening that don't know what your injokes are or what you guys have been circlejerking over.

These threads will die soon.

The circlejerk is getting stronger.

It was a fun ride.

how do i stay logged in on ali and gearbest fucking hell

I was mostly removing the cancer from my last post and adding the discord link, the one in the OP is expired. Someone will post when we go live!

is there anything interesting on this discord server? a gaybeast promo bot would be great

Hot deals board for cataloguing chink shit deals, Mitubot for jukebox, some cool people

Mostly meta-/csg/ and casual shitposting.

People are encouraged to use the thread for real /csg/ discussions.

Well apparently you need to show a drivers license to purchase a visa gift card in america now. I was gonna get one for my friend so he could use it with alipay but fuck that.

I blame the discord and the irc in the OP. They have no business being here it just divides the discussion.

Hello Lithuaniafag

>discord
The fuck is that anyway
I'm feeling old.

Driverkits: Seem to be almost exactly same one.

gearbest.com/wrenches/pp_333940.html $12.87

gearbest.com/screwdriver-screwdriver-set/pp_391340.html
$14.52

iFixit jews
ifixit.com/Store/Tools/54-Bit-Driver-Kit-/IF145-022-1
$24.95

A less shit Skype and TS.

well, the circlejerk fags will just stick to discord (i hope so)

Honestly I think we have just covered everything. The most useful/popular things such as cheap earphones, powerbanks, tablets, knives etc. have all been fully covered.

/ksg/ has covered everything a long time ago and they're at like 2k threads or something right now.

Pretty sure /csg/ will manage just fine. We actually have new things to talk about every now and then.

but this will never be true, new shit from china is constantly being made

New chink shit gets made all the time you silly goose.

haven't fully gone over smartwatches yet

I'm sure there's many products that are amazing that no user has braved thus far.

what is /ksg/?

I like to think that's why I browse sellers' random stock on Ali for hours.
That and absolutely no life.

Katawa Shoujo General on /vg/

>Make order yesterday during Gearbest's Xiaomi Sale
>It gets sent out today

Damn dude, I wasn't expecting it to get sent out that fast, will report back once its here.

/ksg/ actually lost count so they started over again. It was over 2000 originally too.

Korean shit general.

Does anyone know if the about 10€ more for the Xiaomi Hybrid are worth over the Piston 3?

I wasn't there for 2k.
I remember #1000 was a complete fucking meltdown. Salad guy left and wrote a poem and then the thread reached 2000 posts before 404-ing.

now that's something useful i didn't have

Thinking about picking up a chinkshit action cam; are there any product reviews/comparisons I can reference that are written in english?

Thanks in advance!

I ordered a $0.10 item yesterday at 12.30 and it shipped 19.00 lol

Xiaomi Yi
youtube.com/watch?v=Tybp5I9ow3I

Game Controller for Android, iOS. The excellent device, well made and best price.

alishort.ru/c

which 0.10c item? is it still available please

I love that obvious shill. Kind of gives a nice atmosphere.

How did you find out about this general? I'm just curious.

I still have my big comparison of sub-$2 Chinese one piece mutitools to do, AND my collection of terrible "Cree"lights continues to grow, so these threads are still useful and relevant.

looking for lenses to 3D print a VR headset.
Anyone here seen something along the lines of a 1.5~2" aspheric lens with very short focal distance? I found something nice on ebay but $13+ shipping is plain retarded for a chunk of acrylic
ebay.com/itm/5x-pocket-loupe-magnifier-with-Aspheric-Lens-/381581005853

shoo shoo stinky chinky

woah
can we have exclusive coupons?

/csg/-exclusive coupons would be neat. I'd be willing to put 5 stars in your sorry for them.

>use a /csg/ exclusive coupon
>give a 4 star rating

Are these for girls or can manly men wear these?

Not even girls can wear them without looking stupid.

Chances are you're gonna find them really uncomfortable. I'd avoid them and buy soft, high quality socks instead.

not comfortable

>Chink Shit General
*Chinese ftfy

what the fuck happened to battlestation threads on Sup Forums? I haven't been here for a while.

Probably got sent over to Sup Forums or /trash/, I don't think many people here liked them.

wrong thread bro
chink shit gen don't jerk off to expensive desk setups

post yer thinkpad

Battlestations made entirely out of chink shit when?

...

Huh?
There's one up right now.

Wonder when they'll get banned like desktop threads.

IS THERE ANY TOOL LIKE PANDACHECK TO CHECK FOR CHINK PRICES ONLINE?!

I NEED IT FOR MY DOG GUIZE

what the fuck, i searched the catalog for bst and battlestation but i guess i fucked up. thanks, chinkies. btw shark still going strong :^)

do i need to worry about getting fake xiaomi hybrids? some sellers have them for like 5 bucks but they are $25 on the xiaomi site. should i just buy the cheapest ones?

>not calling it chinkpad

but anyways it's a R51 I'm very poor and I'm in bed I cannot be bothered to take a pic

There have been reports of fake ones and if you buy them at 5$ they will be fake.

how much do they generally cost? what about the $15 ones?

$15 is about the price range you should be looking at, yeah.

alright thanks

A Sup Forums chat thing like irc but more cancerous.