You're at a party and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

You're at a party and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

Reported. Enjoy your ban.

I let him cuck me up.

Reported for?

Ask why he didn't slap my ass instead, proceed to suck that dic

Shitposting.
Take a hike, kid.

>implying 100% of Sup Forums isn't shitposting

ask him to sign my thinkpad.

I'd inform him that our relationship is as open as my software and buy him a drink.

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

while :
do
echo "I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux."
done

Make a seasoning paste with olive oil and a knorr stock cube. Then rub it on my dick and fuck him in the ass, effectively seasoning him from the inside while rubbing the remaining paste over his skin.
Then I'll roast him in the oven for about 2 hours.
And that's how I make my roasted Torvald. With the knorr stock cube.

Or you could just use yes

>girlfriend's
>your

>party
>at

offer this hypothetical girlfriend to him, since i don't give a fuck about that bitch

>girl
>friend
>a party
I probably wake up and get some breakfast, I like that special K cereal, you know the one with the strawberries.

Take a kike, hid

I hope you're aware that mentioning a made report is banable

Interject

...

Of course beat him.
Do you really believe he is a tough guy in real life?

>open relationship
Good goy.

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proprietary cuck

>he calls me cuck
>he believes in the lies of the kikes about relationships

how do you come up with bait like this