Sup Forums humor thread

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I don't get it.

D E S I G N A T E D

Both work I see no problem

Or people just follow their IDE/editor defaults

I don't get it either and I program everyday.

Are you saying that there should only be one way to write code ? Are you suggesting that the bracket of the if should be placed on line ? or on two line ? Why would you think such thing ? nonsense..

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Why aren't you consistent with your curly braces?

if (Condition){
Statements
/*
...
*/
}

is this spaces vs tabs?

Putting the brace on the if line, or putting it on it's own separate line.

It's just a formatting thing.

I am, but different project have different standards. There is not one best way to write it, that's it what I'm saying. Obvjously, you need to be consistent when choosing your standard.

you missed a type, non-pajeets

are you a hacker user?
>pic related

So you get it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WOW! WELL MEME'D, THIS IS HILARIOUS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I guess I am now

Delete your account.

holly shit, im a fucking hacker and i didnt know it

No space after if also

> what is a geometric sequence
You still get to do 25% of your work, Pajeet.

>What is Amhdahl's Law
Gonna go ahead and say two computers won't half your work twice.

Imagine if it was true. I would be popping millions of VM and rule the planet earth.

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What drives me nuts is

if ( statement )

Why why why why why

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:^)

Whatever you do, DON'T try to download Lunix. I tried it once and got my browser hacked.

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>using the smiley with a carat nose

if (Condition) { Statements /* ... */ }[\codel]

Then you're probably the right kind you fucking faggot.

STOP OPENING YOUR WRAPPERS ON THE SAME LINE AS YOUR IF STATEMENTS THOSE ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS THEY GO ON DIFFERENT LINES REEEEEEE

I was taught the second way but I think the first way is cleaner.

Classic ;^)

for fuck's sake what kind of half-senile baby boomer laughs at this retarded shit?

Both are settled by language style guides. I use one for C and the other for Java.

Roflmao

Someone post the pic of the female programmer who just writes cd, ls etc into her cmd getting encouraged by her amazed female friends. That one gets me every time

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stop

if (condition)
{ Statements /* ,,, */ [\kode] }

Bazinga

Id give her my floppy if ya know what I mean :P

I kek'd

the half-senile baby boomer kind

Fresh OC

Languages without brackets are my faves.
Python and Genie, please.

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>an team

I assume this must had been some viral campaign or at least a humorous article.

>Cereal Velocity

I met this guy at a Convention is Las Vegas a few years ago.

I should have smacked him in the head so he wouldn't have come up with this dumb idea

Fucking genius. I wish I could waste my time like that.

ponyos.org/

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There's a special circle in hell reserved for assholes like you.

This is priceless. I dearly hope this is legit, considering it was posted in "Internet Idiocy" in 2001, it could only ever be a copy-pasta from some forever lost blog. In my heart, I'll believe it's true and feel for the poor Peter whose parents were completely offtrack about computers like so many of us during the end of the 90s.

That aint gonna do shit

if ( condition )
{
Statements /* ... */
}

it compiles, that's what's important

That could still be done, considering you give a machine the ability to perform human-reserved tasks... Let's meet sometime.

I once worked on an embedded product which began development in the early 1980s. They used Whitesmiths "style", which is a style in the same sense that pic related is a "style".

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adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

>it compiles, that's what's important
Until somebody else has to maintain the spaghetti you dropped all over the place.

Cool, but is it really the origin of the text? Clearly it is meant as humorous on this page considering it is under the topic "Internet Idiocy".

>everything is the same brand
>all peripherals are spaces oddly far apart
>speakers not even aimed at user
>jesse pinkman's soulless stare into the camera

It's sad to see that in practice, refactoring is rarely done consistently and such code would just be rewritten anyways.

> Posted:
>Dec 02, 2001
it probably is, but I have no idea

Stop it you fucking piss bucket.

>such code would just be rewritten anyways
At a really high cost and wasted time just because some "lol it compiles" ass couldn't be arsed to write clean code.

Either way it's gold, thanks for the link user.

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I really meant that large sections of code gets rewritten anyways rather than refactored. Too many people just make it werk and won't spend time reading through modules of codes written 10 years ago, quality or not.

>PonyOS uses its own kernel, built from scratch.
I'm going to try this, wish me luck

stahp

Opening bracket on the following line is fucking disgusting and anybody who uses that coding style should be shot. Your code is ugly to look at and you should be ashamed.

WHY IS HIS COMPUTER SO FAR AWAY FROM HIM, ALSO WHY DOES HE HAVE ONLY ONE (ALSO SMALL) MONITOR I DONT UNDERSTAND REEEEEEEEEEE

It doesnt have networking so its basically useless at this point.

>Linyos Torvoltos
my sides

Its literally an example, I always make my shit multiline

He looks like a young Matthew Mcconaughey

It's PSR-compliant in PHP, apparently. I do it that way for work, but outside of work or when using any other C-like language, opening brace goes on the same line

It doesn't bother me nearly as much as some of the other stupid shit people do, like formatting blocks like this in Ruby:

something = { one: "one",
two: "two",
three: "three",
seventeen: "seventeen" }

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spoken like a true east coast faggot. rot in hell.

People coming from bash

AOE II HD developers would disagree

>"AMD is a inferior third-world based company that makes knock off american processor chips"

DESU my guess is they rewrote the whole graphics engine and kept the underlying model and controller logic. But eh, good thing if they could grab some stuff and were intelligent enough to abstract a thing or two from their original rendering engine.

>they are building their own kernel with experimental features
HOLY FROZEN TURD ON A STICK ABORT ABORT SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET IT'S GETTING TOO POWERFUL IT HAS GAINED SENTIENCE

What did she mean by this?

Probably she meant exactly what she said.
>My little pony was a mistake.
Kinda hard to missunderstand the meaning

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What do you mean by this?

it's a meme you summerfags

I never figured out why the right one is even a thing. Is it some remnant of some old days?

DELETE THIS

moron
o
r
o
newfag

The left one adds one line, was good when programmers were paid by LOC.