i coulda been a billionaire if i was alive sooner. i easily would have made google and facebook.
guys. what are some billion-dollar-ideas? ive tried everything. my technical skills are perfection. i have a quicker algorithm for fast inverse square root,
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>guys. what are some billion-dollar-ideas?
Reinvent the wheel, simple as that. There was IM before Whatsapp, there were Social Networks before Facebook... Now its your turn, user. Nothing lasts forever, but everything repeats over and over again
uh like. Make an app that sends text messages in like an hour or like a few days?
Like a reminder, but it sends your reminder when you want? I don't know. You're only gonna get rich of overpriced Apps and shitty FPS games. Your Social networking site won't work.
Fucking keked hard, thanks OP.
You should make a program that is capable of cultural engineering through every possible vector (posting on social media, making fake accounts, rigging online polls etc) which utilizes cutting edge grammar understanding and machine learning. It would be distributed like a botnet but would do so in a legal manner. It would need to be almost true AI but with your speedy algorithms it should be no problem.
Also you won't make any money but you just might save the world. :^)
Everything simple and easy has already been coded, yes, but there are fucking complex problems yet to be solved through program. Hell, in mathematics alone there are probably 100+ unsolved problems in the computational area, not to mention problems that were not yet found.
You can always reconcile general relativity and quantum mechanics. But only if you are very bored.
figure out where the big players are failing, the little niche corners where their software development model has left them behind, then make an app that does that thing really, really well. sell it to the big player.
t. i-fucking-love-science reader
dumb fuck
anyone can code anything, that isn't the problem. as you've already found out later in your post it's the ideas.
Before google search you would have never considered it.
facebook? never considered it.
myspace? never considered it.
amazon? never considered it
all are simple to make but the idea is what does it.
>i have a quicker algorithm for fast inverse square root
what the fuck?
>quicker algorithm for fast inverse square root
post it faggot. it might be faster but computers are so much faster nowadays the difference is probably negligible due to how fast Carmack's algorithm is.
it doesn't happen like that.
all of those were already a millionaires when they started. if anything. they became billionaires.
I like making lighter alternatives to bloatware.
Random penis generator
Generates a random 3D model of a realistic penis depending on certain selections (black, uncut, etc.)
Read zero to one by peter thiel
Write normie gui software for Linux so that everyone can finally abandon Windows.
What's the point of making anything? Bill Gates could have been a billionaire, if he had been alive sooner. He could have easily made DOS and Unix.
Make Python as it should have been:
* good to embed
* multiple interpreters possible with independent state
* good sandboxing
* static types
* static typing by deferring types
* classes without self
Develop a cloud service that can tell you if a post on the internet is misogynistic.
If you're this "Smart" you should go to EE and become intelligent.
Might as well just use C to be honest family.
A download manager in the cloud, supporting all filehosts via premium accts, torrents and newsgroup support, and offering USB delivery of data
Pretty sure there's people with shitty connections who'd be willing to pay for this
code a gf
Make the first true AI like Halo's Cortana, not the pieces of shit they have atm like Siri or Ms Cortana
this, fuck Bill Gates, every horny guy on this planet would buy that shit
Got a resume? I need a dev for a fun little project that will make lots of drama
also it is mostly legal
you will be famous but also probably want to stay user
Why don't you make a new facebook?
I recognize your posting style.
>i easily would have made google and facebook.
doubt it.
My resume? Remember that guy that took down the Government servers? You will tomorrow ;^)
Damn, gates gotta have a 50 inch vertical leap
It is much like the Minecraft thing. People assmad, jealous and kicking themselves for not thinking of it first because it was such a simple idea.
But they didn't. OP didn't.
>zuckerberg was a millionaire in his sophomore year of college
>two stanford phd students were millionaires when they started developing pagerank
nice meme
>System-wide parametric equalizer for Android
It won't make you a billionaire because it's niche as fuck but there you go.
gentoo 2
Work on Rust browser
yeah he calls it from C and thinks it's faster
This.
Every new thing that gets made allows you to make an integration between that and something else. So the number of possible projects is the square of the number of current projects.
>implying if anyone had a "billion-dollar-idea" they would give it to some random faggot on Sup Forums
>implying ideas by themselves are worth a billion dollars anyways and it's not the implementation of such ideas that makes money
Anyone can come up with ideas like "it's like myspace except using your real name", it's how you implement the idea, how you attract users and how you monetize it that matters.
go outside virgin
Write a thumbnail maker for GTK file pickers
Make Wine for Mac apps and sell it.
There you go, you're welcome.
>trying to bait me into replying to you in order to get me to post enough that you can actually have something to analyze
they parents are.
MULTITHREADING
EE for software ideas? you sound smart enough to be giving advice.
Cuckolding is so popular nowadays (especially in america), so make a social network for them.
Try some names like cuckoldconnection.com cuckbook.com
Zuckerberg's parents were millionaires and his high school grades were way below the average requirements for attending Harvard. I wonder how he got in?
I take it you're speaking from personal experience
>his high school grades were way below the average requirements for attending Harvard
[Citation needed]
Somebody please kill that guy holding the sign.
> be Zuckerberg
> jew parents get me into Harvard despite average grades
> failing most of my classes
> steal my roommate's idea
> make billions
>tfw bitcoin went from pennies for hundreds to thousands of dollars for one
i couda been a trillionaire liek omg
>tfw lottery winner was in Florida
I coulda been magamillions winnar leik omg
I'd extend that to everyone that purposely attended a BLM rally in Oxford. British police aren't even allowed to carry guns normally and they've only killed two people this year both of which are white.
I don't give a fuck.
Only a dead cop is a good cop.
fug da boolice :DDDD
But stop making stupid signs.
...
>give me your resume
>stay anonymous tho
Let me guess, you're not going to pay a salary
There were search engines before google, they were just slow.
There were social networks before facebook, people just had a bad prejudice against stuff like that.
Myspace, the same as the above.
Dunno about amazon tho, but all of the others weren't the first to come up with their respective ideas...
Digital license plates that can be adjusted accordingly by the insurance company. Didn't pay your insurance? Click, now your license plate says NO INSURANCE
fitter-eagle-88857.bitballoon.com
Made this over the weekend. You lack imagination.
Exists for free on Google Play
> Asking him to create Samaritan
This idea but do a create-your-waifu instead Run jdownloader on a cloud service
Ohhh, that looks pretty nice!
Are you just placing thousands of dots each with a bigger delay than the last and making them follow the function?
>Know how to work software
>Say everything has been invented
>Go to EE
>See a wider application of software
>Get the "Next Great Ideia"
>Develop a custom solution
????
>Make profit
Trust me on this one.
Each dot in a frame is placed using a recursive function, then the next frame is generated by changing one of the constants used in the function. Hoping to make it more efficient with shaders.
That user was stating facts. Don't tell him to go to another board.
>I have a quicker algorithm for fast inverse square root
Post some code for it and benchmarks comparing it to the original inverse square root in both speed and accuracy.
Square root:
>f(x) = (x)^(1/2)
Inverse square root:
>g(f(x)) = x
>g(x^(1/2)) = x = (x^(1/2))^2
>g(y) = y^2
Are you guys actually not able to see that "inverse square root" is just squaring a number? You guys don't realize that this is already implemented in hardware on the computer you're currently using?
Is everybody trolling?
>uncut
A better term is intact. Uncut implies that having a portion of your penis amputated is the normal state.
>looks better
>last longer
>less feeling
eh, for me its like another penis mode
>give me free ideas
Like this? github.com
The only people who think it looks better are people who are used to it. A dick looks weird with the head dried out and a scar around it.
>Inverse square root
>g(x^(1/2)) = x
No, you stupid idiot. Inverse square root is 1/(x^.5).
Really? I always thought the foreskin looked really really weird. The scar is not that good, youre right about that but IMO it looks cleaner.
The inner foreskin and dickhead are supposed to be mucous membranes like the inside of your mouth or under your eyelid (or like an intact vagina).
Make a free app on phones, make sure you fill it to the brim with ads, then watch the money roll in
Is that why anipedos think vaginas are disgusting and circumcise alll their waifus?
Why not write it x^-0.5?
yeah i know that its not actually normal to be circumsized, but I really didnt have a say in it (medical reasons, not a jew) and I dont really mind it desu
It is done for the same reason male circumcision started in the US: to reduce sexual pleasure. After that it became a weird custom in the US.
As long as you don't do it to an unconsenting child that is fine.
I wish I hadn't been circumcised so I could relate to japanese lewds and masturbation manual
Speaking of everything repeating, check out this (free to watch) documentary: Everything is a Remix everythingisaremix.info
>inb4 "ur shilling"
No, I legit think it's a cool documentary and it's free to watch, so fuck off.
I see. So you mean the multiplicative inverse as opposed to the inverse of a function.
My mistake for assuming that the terminology from mathematics was being used. Thanks for the education, senpai.
And, yeah, if he actually has an algorithm that is able to perform better than two casts and an application of a single iteration of Newton's method, I'd be interested to hear about it. I'd also be interested to hear about how well his algorithm can approximate the reciprocal of the square root of a general floating point number.
Because then the dumb fuck would think that it was the inverse function of x^.5
My hunch would be that either (a) it's actually significantly slower than Newton's method or (b) it doesn't approximate roots nearly as well for as many iterations.
I guarantee this dumb fuck knows a thing or two that you don't. :^)
>t. biology undergrad
you cant masturbate normally?
I just want to use superior japanese techniques
I'm actually a graduate in theoretical computer science (graduated with a BS in computer science). But sure--whatever floats your boat!
You could restore your foreskin, that would get you the mechanics of the foreskin and a lot of the functionality.
>t. art major in a community college
>Tfw you have no imagination
If your stuck try learning something new
>t. frustrated individual
I think there's probably a compilation of the most popular majors in the past few decades. You could pull from those if you'd like to get some variety.
>t. college dropout
Brah, you keep going lower and lower. I'm afraid that you won't even have a highschool diploma or GED soon.
Idk but if you come up with it I'll fucking hack you faggot
You're wrong, OP.
1990, the world wide web.
2000s, the interactive web
2007, ios
2008ish, Android, augmented reality
2015ish, virtual reality although it's actually just more elaborate augmented reality
Other developments: intelligent (embedded) systems, big data
New developments are constantly happening. A lot of these are quite complex though and may even require actual engineering skills, so I wouldn't expect a code monkey to develop them.
Either way though, if you always keep up to date with new skills, it shouldn't be hard for you to get an edge of other people. If you started developing android apps right when they came out, you might have had a chance to make something successful. You'll just have to wait until the next thing gets developed by the actual engineers.
Joke is on you! I never even went to pre-school. Also didn't have parents, and the various wild creatures all rejected me.
I had to autodidact myself into English.