/csg/ Chink Shit General

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Any places where I can get a cheap custom Xiaomi Mi4 case?

just ordered this for bf
seems to be very nice quality. will post it when it gets here

based

Got my Fiit VR 2N and 8Bitdo

Unfortunately my Zenfone 5 doesn't have a gyroscope as Asus only put it in the Zenfone 6 and newer zenfones.

I don't have any games to test with the 8Bitdo yet but so far build quality on both of these are pretty good.

My Galaxy Note I N7000 has gyroscope though so I guess I'll be using that until I save up for a new phone.

Any must have VR apps?

inb4 it doesn't fit

Not technology.

link?

>for bf
explain yourself

he is a colossal faggot

its got a lot of sizing information on it though, should fit him perfectly.
should fit me pretty well too though im probably a little tall for it.
half of the shit in these threads isn't technology
don't be mad because you jelly
here senpai
aliexpress.com/store/product/Anime-Miraculous-Adrien-Agreste-Cat-Noir-Cosplay-Costume-Halloween-Party-Clothing/814658_32666159432.html
what is there to explain?
im a colossal faggot.

You're that guy spamming Ladybug threads on Sup Forums with Chat Noir gay shit, aren't you?!?

How long should I wait (with gearbest) between payment confirmation and dispatch before pestering them? It's been 7 days

Well, if it's of any use, that outfit turns me on. You just have to be a chick, or a passable trap.

You're not getting laid through TCP/IP, you dumb beta

So I got the red meme.
Now what?
I've never had a phablet before

no i don't think ive ever posted on Sup Forums
yea its a pretty hot outfit. we have similar body types to the guy modeling it.
they have a really cute link one too that ill probably get some time
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Will you be my gf
pls respond

hm...

kys for falling for the phablet meme

And I'm back from work and opened the big package.

user is tried to get laid over https which is layer 7

You buy this, so you can use it with 1 hand
www.aliexpress.com/item/grip/32669573102.html

antennas?

...

tadaaa

got Xiaomi Redmi 3 pro
the meaning of chinkshit completely changed for me
jesus fucking christ, how come I could not get anything similar for x2 the price here in EU

4100 mAh battery being the most important aspect

nope

Mine are still "processing", fuck
m'lady

...

sword fedora

For some reason I regret paying 0,61€ for it. Will wear after washing. Just feels...gay or something.

link em

pshhh

Show how they look senpai

>nope

I received some things. Left to right:

4-gang USB charger. It functions. 2x 2.4A, 2x 1A, all ports seems to perform as advertised. Has a light on it, it would make sense that the light was red when charging, green when charged, but no, like 90% of Chinese merchandise featuring LEDs it just wanders aimlessly through colours for no reason. Decent build quality otherwise though.

HLight Bluetooth speaker LED bulb. Bought for meme purposes. Have not as yet succeeded in establishing a BT connection, but it works mighty fine as a quite dim bulb, if that's what you're into.

10m Endoscope. Is slightly more than 10m, so, bonus. Is fitted with a microUSB connection, so you can fit it straight into your tablet or phone or whatever, but came with a standard USB adapter as well. there was also a tiny CD which purportedly contains software for your PC but it's all in China language. Image quality is pretty good, dimmable LEDs could be a bit brighter, but if you were using it to look in enclosed spaces like your large intestine I'm sure the illumination would be ample.

Little keypad: I'm 80% sure that when I bought this it had pins, but the one I got is through-hole. Whatever, China, just whatever. Does its job. I was hoping the buttons would be rubber but they're plastic, they feel alright though, pleasantly springy.

Motor driver board: I haven't tried it yet. A lot of the pins and components are bent way out of shape but I'm going to be charitable and attribute that to rough shipping. And then I'm going to throw that charity away and say it's still the vendor's fault for not providing any packaging whatsoever.

Breadboard power supply: pretty much the same deal as the motor driver, got a good smacking around. If it works it should be neat though, 3/5V output, it has a switch, and it has a female USB port which I guess is a 5V output? I'll investigate later.

Ordered them as a shitty gift for my sister, desu
They are 60 cents, after all

>mfw this nigga's making a bluebox

I've alerted the FBI about your bomb-making. Enjoy Guantánamo fucker.

gearbest.com/yoga/pp_262018.html
There was a coupon for the red wich are out of stock now. Don't now anymore.

Will wear them after washing to prevent foot cancer.

After all, they aren't bad. They feel pretty nice. Just have to wear them secretly.

>374x249
>3.3MB

i know I know... I'm just too lazy to convert it to webm.

Nice, I got a pair of black toe socks from GB. Maximum comfy and I can also pick items up with my feet

Google Translator says "Xianzuxiu" means Ancestors repair. Does anyone know that it means?
I think I will give them future grill, if I'll ever get one.

Will order some cheap from AliExpress. They look damn comfy.

Is it a bad idea to order RAM that has no part number on it's sticker? Could they be fake?

Computer parts are one thing you shouldn't order from china

Not sure if this would apply here, but does anyone know if those chinese glitch chips/fake coolrunners are any good?

Probably just second hand, I don't think it's that easy to make ram.
Also, I don't see the point in ordering from china, it's already very cheap.

If you expect shit and look for offers on Aliexpress with a lot of reviews you could get at least some who even work. But you shouldn't take the risk of getting something wich could damage your system. RAM isn't that expensive in the first world.

what are you? on ADSL?

Its horribly inefficient

Every bit processed unnecessarily brings us that little bit close to the heat death of the universe user

Last $0.1 item arrived, DM USB to Micro USB Male OTG Adapter.

It's nice that I got $0.40 worth of GB points by marking order arrived.

what you live in north korea where electricity is not available?

Pretty shitty.

Nothing personnel kid.

...

Make a review with image. 10+20+20=50 points wich is 1,00$

Content

How do you calibrate the H22?

Mine seems to want to turn around everytime I power it on, I'm confused. It worked fine 5 minutes ago. I am connecting the battery on a flat surface.

price?

Action

Where did you get that big mitu?

Exactly $50, I used a $4 mobile coupon for this on Ali.
A grey one from another seller with slighter worse reviews would have been $48 with coupon.

androidfiguren.de

>Buys pink socks with multi colored toes obviously meant for women
>they feel gay
C'mon son

Damn boi, that shit hot (27C)

So i got my 128 GB MemeDian today. Did you know that the real write speed when you get past the 8 GB SLC cache is only about 55 MB/s? This is probably not a problem in practice, but it's worth mentioning.

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Should I? Hold my hand, Sup Forums

Got this Figma figure replica from Ali. It was cheap and it shows. It is not terrible, but the fitting of some parts is not perfect. Nothing a little tweaking won't fix. Bought it for the weapons anyway. They are fine.

Why are they so expensive?

No you idiot
Buy a Kingdian instead, at least then you're getting a legit kingdian instead of a plastic box with a USB stick inside with samsung plastered on the side

I heard good things about those intel xeon cpus/weird prototype amd cpus

Wouldn't it cost almost the same to just get one locally?

What?
>samsung evo 750 250gb 74,78€

I get it here for 67,85€. Just don't.

Mailman didnt come by, did I get chinked?

I just bought a car, and it doesn't have bluetooth or even a line in, so can't do the streaming music thing, would this do the trick?

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There's a Gearbest coupon that makes it $18

>Zenfone 5 doesn't have a gyroscope

jesus fuck, my htc magic had a gyro ffs.

It seems to be quite the technical piece, you get a list of roms to pick from (the ones you put on the SD card) and it seems to flash the rom from there to internal flash.

Second hand used cartridges are hard to come by here and cost about €75 for TNMT Turtles in Time and €40 for Probotector (Contra III: The Alien wars).

you got neverneverlanded

How are these as SSDs? Worth getting a cheapo one for my windows install?

Learn 2 pose, other than it looks alright.

Everything but PSUs and GPUs are fine.

They are probably alright. I can't recall any user who has had one fail. Just keep in mind you are most likely getting some of the worst TLC on the planet kept together by a fairly competent controller. They will probably fail when a few 100 GB have been written to them, but will probably work fine up to that point.

Yo, that's pretty fucking cool. I have an SNES but not a lot of games for it and I don't really have the space for buying a ton of used games, and I think in the long run that will be cheaper too. Thanks for posting it!

Is there a version for Genesis and/or N64?

Is it normal my JJRC H22 doesn't fly properly? I tried plugging in the battery in a flat surface and recalibrating the gyro, but everytime I power the remote and lift up the left joystick, it looks as if it wanted to flip to a side. I've tried throwing it up in the air and pushing the left joystick up but it just flips over itself until it falls down.

It's as if a pair of motors were working harder than the other. This started happening after I changed one of the props because I lost it.

What's the cutest chinkphone :3?

There's some fake ram sold on AliExpress too though.

Depends on what you expect and what you want to pay and for what you'll use it for. I got a S180 60GB Kingdian two weeks and it works great. Run Windows and Linux on it and had no problem till now. It has a R:300/W:70 speed and it's good for a cheap SSD. (For comparison: My Intel 180GB has R:500/W:160. But while normal system usage and lukring there is no felt difference.)

I know right? It's crazy that the phone is that cheap. ($285CAD with duty/shipping/etc)

I would not have thought twice paying $500+ for it.

I guess i'll see how the phone fairs in 6-12 months - I'll be content if the phone lasts a year and a half having paid only $285.

MIUI is pretty nice - though I think I would prefer a stock android 6.0.

btw: to any poverty canadians here the Redmi note 3 pro does work with WIND Mobile (well 'works' is maybe too strong of a word - it 'works' just as shitty as any other wind compatible phone)

>30-06-2016 18:25 The item is on transport to the country of destination CANADA

Fucking post nl, 11 days and still not in my country.

Are you randomly putting black squares on your pictures or are you really that paranoid?

fucking idito

this is my windows partition right now, I'm not sure if I should upgrade, thanks for the help anyways anons

Sadly I have the same. "The item is ready for shipment". THEN FUCKING SHIP IT

>Radeon Nvidia

Since you have a mechanical HDD upgrade NOW. KingDians may not be as good as a real brand, but they are still 100 times faster at 4k which is what really matters.

nsa pls go

sure why not