/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

Want to contribute to the infographic? Take the best possible photograph you can take of your favourite chink shit (this can by anything from chink smartphones, memebuds/headphones, chink SSDs, powerbanks to quadcopters and include some of its pros and cons.

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>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Randomiser:
chinkshit.com/random

>News:
Fiit VR and 8bitdo controller Swords Assorted electronic components with brief reviews Toe socks, with a bonus IR temp reading? SNES flashcart plus a Super Famicom action shot! and user goes overboard with censoring for some reason Nice photography of Figma knockoff More nice photography of Ganzo knife and Mi 10000 battery pack Peculiar Pepsi branded phone Kingdian 120GB is on sale Meme pillow, socks, and incense Previous thread: (Another fake OP here, did I do good?)

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ebay.com/itm/Xiaozhai-BOBOVR-Z4-3D-VR-Glasses-Immersive-for-3-5-6-0inch-Phones-or-Controller-/131804780720?var=&hash=item1eb02d58b0:m:mWjmlEOdXHm0RnOnFBvldNw
gearbest.com/batteries/pp_361930.html
gearbest.com/chargers/pp_272183.html
banggood.com/Original-XIAOMI-5_1V-2_1A-10000mAh-Power-Bank-For-Smartphone-p-977406.html
nkon.nl/sk/k/ncr18650ga.pdf
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_204281.html
aliexpress.com/item/Stainless-steel-Pyrex-Glass-Coffee-Pot-Kettle-French-Press-Style-Tea-Maker-Filter-Home-Office-Pattern/32688795976.html
aliexpress.com/item/52mm-Gradual-blue-sky-color-FILTER-for-Nikon-D3100-D3200-D5200-D7100-18-55mm/32314915694.html
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>first post
STEVE JOBS SWEATY BALLS,

DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS.

Xiaomemes

You did good, OP.
I really appreciate the news you and the regular OP do, the threads go a bit too fast for me so the OP is really helpful for me, cheers.

glad I could help :)

ebay.com/itm/Xiaozhai-BOBOVR-Z4-3D-VR-Glasses-Immersive-for-3-5-6-0inch-Phones-or-Controller-/131804780720?var=&hash=item1eb02d58b0:m:mWjmlEOdXHm0RnOnFBvldNw
Is this a knock off? Everywhere else its like $30

anybody know any good small BT keyboard?
it can look like shit, but it must be good... anybody had exp with this?

small as in thumb keyboard? or as in netbook keyboard?

New wallet, 14$. Awesome quality feel. six card slots, coin purse, and a zipper. Would recommend.

Somebody with a Xiaomi 10,000 mAh Power Bank. Just how good are they and how long did it take to arrive? I wouldn't mind paying a little extra for something from Amazon.

netbook one

i bought this sweet ass welding machine for 198e. Price jumped a bit now, although you must have argon for it so it could run.

mine got shipped the 28th, arrived in my country the 7th and got to pick it up the 8th because the post here dont work on weekends.

I actually use the Nintendo Wireless Keyboard (bluetooth compatible) that comes with Pokemon Typing Adventure. It's a nice keyboard and the bundle typically costs about $20, I think.

Are sharks really, i mean really approved?
I'm getting my first smartphone sooen, i think, and it will be either RN3P or RN4P if they don't fuck it up.
Of course i need a SD card with it. What do you use? Sharks, SanDisk, Kingston?
Also, Piston 3 or Hybrid, heared that the later are shitty basscannons, can anyone confirm this?

Mind posting a pic of your own? I'd be way to afraid to use a chink welder.

Where you at bro? Also, how is it? Does it charge fast ish?

Link?

CHEERS BRAH

machine in action, experimenting with it and 15000 celsius plasma that it creates

Yes they really are.

Xiaomi has ceased production of the Piston 3 so stock is running low and it's becoming increasingly harder to get. Might want to go for the Air if you can't find a real Piston 3.

here you go

I bought these batteries
gearbest.com/batteries/pp_361930.html

I also bought this charger
gearbest.com/chargers/pp_272183.html

will it work even thought it say 4.2v and not 3.7 or 3.85


or is it a chink 4.2v

Was given $100 as a gift, what chink shit memes should I buy?
[spoiler]Is the Redmi Note 3 Pro really out of production? I might have to order one if I can find one.[/spoiler]

>chinkphones
>good

man, that joint looks hella artsy fartsy
one might go so far as to call it hipster in appearance
you're not a hipster though, are you, user?

Who here /meizu/?

swedish, its fine, i measured the mah and it is 10k 3.7v like it says. It took like 1 hour to fully charge from 0 to 100.

Bought it from gangbanggood:
banggood.com/Original-XIAOMI-5_1V-2_1A-10000mAh-Power-Bank-For-Smartphone-p-977406.html

sadly they have skyrocketed in price atm, they used to be for around 12-14$

shut up pissphone

>Are sharks really, i mean really approved?
Yes.
>Of course i need a SD card with it. What do you use? Sharks, SanDisk, Kingston?
128gb Shark as encrypted internal storage.
>Also, Piston 3 or Hybrid, heared that the later are shitty basscannons, can anyone confirm this?
The piston 3 sound too flat and lifeless for me, I'll take the Hybrids any day. Also the piston 3 are discontinued.

Thanks, guess i go full meme. RN3P or RN4P, 128GB shark (and others to collect) and Piston/Hybrid/Air.
Maybe i go premium meme with MiBand 2 in october, think that's when they want to globally release it.

studying science visualisation on design uni, bunch of hipsters,

i was letting different type of metals fall from different heights and on different surfaces to see what happens.

pic related steal from 40cm.

help

Thanks for taking the time to reply user.

>he let steal fall

Any good wifi thingies that go in to routers? You know; the kind that has rj45-port and can proadcast wifi? I'm in a need of that. Can I just plug it in my switch and it would work?

I'm desperate.

Aliexpress standard shipping is surprisingly fast! I ordered a case for my redmeme and was scared it would take like a month to arrive but it only took exactly a week to be delivered.

I guess aliexpress ships it directly from their own warehouse (that the sellers can store their goods in?) to a US shipping partner which then transfers it to USPS to be delivered? I think I will order from Aliexpress standard shipping more now!

Not the same user as who posted the incense, but I got it as well and thought I'd burn one.
It runs for about 1 Initial D episode including aftersmell. I like the last part the best.
It was mint flavoured but I couldn't actually detect any mint, does give of a nice incense scent though.
Bottom 1 mm or less doesn't burn because that's where the oil stacks up.

>plasma
>15000c

>jet fuel
>1000c

>steal
>1500c

4.2v is the charge voltage of li-ion,
+ nkon.nl/sk/k/ncr18650ga.pdf say they are normal batteries.

someone?
looking for decent cheap vr with my phone.

the $8 is for one of the controllers,choose the vr goggles from the drop down menu and then it shows the true price of $34.

They are around $30
When there's a price range they usually decrease the listing price by putting in something worth shit for clicks

What is this chink shit anons?

Probably some sort of cock device.

Cock sleeve?

>Just how good is it.
well i don't know what that means but it's fucking solid, I've dropped mine a few times and it's still going fine.

It's maximum output is pretty nice too, can't remember it off the top of my head but having it handy is nice when i just plug it in for 10 minutes and my phone jumps from 5% to 30% battery. i'm not sure what my phones current draw is though.

i can see why you'd be sceptical, but most people here bought to xiaomi 10000mAh and as far as i can tell, for the price they can't be beaten.

takes the standard month to arrive though.

What's the hottest new chinkphone? Still the Mi5?

so it's not for masturbating?

Yes it is.

Can the person with the 8bitdo review it?

it looks like its just for increasing thickness or something stupid

Got a 'hood' for my Nikon d60

No clue what it's for but makes me look hipster still waiting on the camera case.

Wondering if I should get some lens filters? No clue what those are for either but they look fancy and are cheap

I don't have any games that actually use a controller. I've just paired it with my phone in game pad mode and it works as I can navigate my home screen with it.

It's tiny, weighs nothing, dunno about battery life as no games lol.

I'd say it's worth it as a keychain quick controller, provided that you don't need analog.
Buttons have decent tactile feedback, the D pad might be a bit soft for some, but you shouldn't have problems and accidentally trigger it

probably made of actual cancer like all "jelly" sex toys - throw it away

pretty sure those are so the sun doesn't hit the lens at an angle which would add artifacts to the pic.

Can you at least just install ppsspp and check in the settings that it recognizes diagonals?

The last controller I tried only recognizes UDLR any input inbetween was recognized as a noninput. So I want to know if it at least shows that when you press 2 directional buttons it appears as the diagonal between the two.

Can anyone recommend me some good in-ear earbudy for under 15 bux?

Koss Sparkplugs

gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_204281.html

Any better deals than this 64gb card?

Memory card holder. Rather disappointed with the quality, metal is super thin and the whole thing will get mangled with any sort of abuse, fully expect all the cards to fly out if it's in my bag and doesn't have a elastic to hold it together.

It will do a okay job at keeping the cards together at home i guess

what the fuck it isnt 2008 anymore.

but it was sent by a female seller user must mean something

i got myself a chink french press and it arrived 3 days ago so ive been testing it

i mean for a 17 dollar buy it isn't bad, the build quality is meh but it does produce a nice cup you can taste the tears of the sweat shop workers as you sip your coffee with this press
my main problem with it is the size it holds 6 cups of a medium size cup or 3 large cups but thats just me
this is totally worth buying even more now that it is on sale
aliexpress.com/item/Stainless-steel-Pyrex-Glass-Coffee-Pot-Kettle-French-Press-Style-Tea-Maker-Filter-Home-Office-Pattern/32688795976.html

Am I part of the "Cool Kids Club" now?
Just got dual pink sharks for my high end chink player.

>foam
lol

Ah makes sense. Will be great for my street art photography, and pictures of garbage taken in black and white

Dude go to Ikea.... way cheaper than $17 there.

This is a good idea to test

Fiio isn't Chinese enough. Get a brand that isn't popular in na

>multi shark listening

you know exactly what song is playing in your head right now

I installed it, but dunno where to test, if you're talking about the Test analogs the D pad is not analog...

The absolute madman.

are they sticking out like that?

i acctually have an ikea french press but it has to many flaws compared to this one so yeah i preffer this one

>you can taste the tears of the sweat shop workers
Have you ever considered what life was like for those people before they got work in that "sweatshop"?
China has lifted a third of its population out of poverty in recent years while US workers lose rights and entitlements. Not saying that the Chinese have it better but the trend, as they say, is in the right direction.
Li Cuxin, the dancer, was allowed back into China to visit his family in rural China. He found that the best they could offer their returning son was tasteless boiled yams. His parents and brothers still lived in the mud-brick hut he'd grown up in.
Tears, indeed.

Xiaomi Mi Band 2? why are they so expensive? is the app shit? are they shit? should i pay for the fitbit

Good but expensive because chinks and pajeets buy it like crazy and xiaomi cant supply em all

Delicious

im going buy a mug for this french press and a burr grinder to test out
this cute mug will soon be mine

Our kids will probably one day be shit posting on some board about all the crummy american shit they can buy for super cheap.

they will make memes from our broken usage of Mandarin. :(

How am I doing?

So Jet Fuel can melt steal beams?

want to buy one for my gf as well but dont want to shell out close to £70 to the gooks when they were supposed to be £15 each on launch

>A stable version of the MIUI 8 ROM for all device is expected to be released on August 16th
Is this true? Will it have Marshmallow?

>piston basic
>piston colorful
hybrids or capsule m8

>32gb shark instead of mighty 128gb shark

3/10

>buying overpriced meme bank
>mfw

My phone only supports till 32gb
Recommend me some good buds in the same pricerange

No but they are covered when they are fully in.

lens filters are never a bad buy, useful for adding a layer of protection to your lens it

xiaomi is chinese not vietnamese

Am I going to have to reflash my phone for MIUI 8 ?

aliexpress.com/item/52mm-Gradual-blue-sky-color-FILTER-for-Nikon-D3100-D3200-D5200-D7100-18-55mm/32314915694.html

which one though?

And are those macro lenses bogus or will they actually be useful for taking close up shots of circuit boards and that sorta thing?

Zoom lens would be cool too but I bet that shit is pretty expensive.

You cant even get a good, well focused pic of your stationary camera with your phones auto focus and you expect to take good pictures from an urban environment where everything is constantly moving?

so the price wont drop just pay the nips?

To anyone who has bought an H22, could you direct me to a beginner's tutorial for flying it?

My friend and I tried to fly it in a park today, with minimal wind, and couldn't get a real hang of it. First time flying a quadcopter.

>x5

nice, i got an x3 a month ago

> xiaomi makes better product than anything from 'merica
> costs less than the worse products from 'merica
> WHY IT COST SO MUCH!?
> mi band 1 still cheap.

Just wait, it will drop in price, it's a new thing with high demand. Or get the mi band 1.

>FiiO
>chinkshit
Can you even buy them cheap on Gearbest/Ali?

> xiaomi makes better product than anything from 'merica

shoo shoo

Yeah but they are more expensive than amazon.

Xduoo is the meme