/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

Want to contribute to the infographic? Take the best possible photograph you can take of your favourite chink shit (this can by anything from chink smartphones, memebuds/headphones, chink SSDs, powerbanks to quadcopters and include some of its pros and cons.

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m.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_260149.html
m.youtube.com/watch?v=s12b9fZdwLw
world.taobao.com/item/521327374533.htm
amazon.co.uk/dp/B01FCYL6P6
s.click.aliexpress.com/e/vZFyFIa6M
gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_4_will_have_dual_camera_according_to_a_teaser_image-news-19335.php
imgur.com/gallery/3Gyk9
gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_314031.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Bought a Teclast X80 Power as well, it's been in "processing" for 6 days now.

I think i got chink'd

first for chink socks don't cause dermatitis if you wash them before wearing

m.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_260149.html

Anyone ever used this combo? I'm broke but I want them aesthetics. Chink-shit durability is what scares me.

Both of those look like shit.

www.aliexpress.com/item/kb/32461550109.html?
opinions?
i plan on buying it from TaoBao though, almost $50 cheaper for the cherry mx version

m.youtube.com/watch?v=s12b9fZdwLw
I saw them on this video and no I want them bad. The look pretty good to me DESU.

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Wait, am I retarded? I haven't heard from GB in six days, does HK sorting take this long usually? This is my first order senpai

Link for the cheap version? Looks bretty gud

Don't worry. They'll send it out eventually, perhaps they lied about having the item in stock when you put your order. Worst case scenario is that you'll have to wait a bit more and/or have to ask for a refund. Those go through fast with ali.

yo does anyone know if the chinks make an attachable headrest for a chair?

Got a qute mousepad with a wrist rest

www.aliexpress.com/item/mums-mouse-pad/32581077061.html


>inb4: are u retarded
It's for my mum, she had a similar one that somehow broke.

world.taobao.com/item/521327374533.htm

are u retarded

the 300 yuan boards are the cherry ones, and the RGB variants will have rainbow names

desu i wish i could use these, but i have a really low dpi :(

that cow mang

Know of any good and cheap 2A ones?

It's shipped out already, user's now at the hands of the airport sorting facility is all no real need to worry the tracking info will change again soon enough

Just got my chink shit at 5:40pm

Got an AUX cable, two male to male AUX connectors and a female to female AUX
a few days ago i got my two L shaped AUx connectors F to M

So many [spoiler]Auxcessories[/spoiler]

2 amp chargers from China can be problematic. Check reviews and users.

If you're on prime, and a UK bro you can get an average chinkphone on Amazon
>amazon.co.uk/dp/B01FCYL6P6

You're going to burn your house

should've gotten her one with tits instead

Got chinked on my vr box...

forgot pic

What do you even do with these?

porn

Are there apps? Or is it just videos?

Muck around with apps with mates, also cardboard is getting more stuff so ive heard so i got a better version than a $7 aud headset

UV flashlight just arrived, gotta say it's not what I expected

I thought cum was supposed to glow bright white

How bad will these be?

The pornhub app has it built in

if that's the shinecon vr, don't worry, it's a piece of shit anyway. I bought one and the FOV is like a square. You see black margins left,right,up and down.

apps that use the gyro in order to track your head for 180 degree videos

Which apps, I hear everyone say this but they never have an answer to which ones.

>TURD EMOJI SLIPPERS ON CHINASITE WHEN?

buy the bluedio ones

>I thought cum was supposed to glow bright white
that's only if you're a ghoul bro

I think you got chinked, any bodily fluid show glow

retard

>I thought cum was supposed to glow bright white
Looks like you're impotent, bro.

It highlights dried cum, not fresh cum.

Hence the memes- walk into a room with UV lighting and suddenly cumstains are visible

Has anyone got a coupon for the mousepads? and the link to the tutorial?

Its not true. Its just a CSI meme.

>mfw it's just a purple led

this

i used pic related when ordering mine

Best dashcam? Looking at getting a setup but have no idea where to start

Xiaomi dvr.

thank you user

Name of the general in all caps.

are xiaomi power banks legit?

Got one arrived already, Will open on Sunday.

they're the most legit.

Sturdy, they look good, they charge phones and they're cheap as chips.

this
s.click.aliexpress.com/e/vZFyFIa6M

gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_4_will_have_dual_camera_according_to_a_teaser_image-news-19335.php

what's so good about a dual camera?

let's just hope it keeps removable battery and micro sd

Any chink thermal cameras?

double the cameras

stereoscopic photos

yes

I have one. I used it on your mom.

It said she was hot.

noice

imgur.com/gallery/3Gyk9

tutorial

what's so good about stereoscopic photos?

Link

I know the H22 Quadcopter isn't very powerful but has anyone tried mounting really tiny cameras on it?

I'm wondering if something like this will work.

gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_314031.html

look it up yourself

6+ replies gone, someone was just banned.

You can take 3D pictures of your dick

that's probably good for creep shots

that's what happens when you don't leave 5 star feedback

Anyone here see ghosts after buying chinese stuff?

you can have DSLR-like quality and more control on focus and colors

wouldn't you need two screens to see the effect?

Status:
Arrival at export hub
Time:
Sat, 09 Jul 2016 13:00:00

Wonder where it''s gonna get here(Belgium Post)

what do you use more often
gearbest or aliexpress

You must give a lot of 1 star feedback.

yeah of course

But I live near the coast. I was thinking more like risking the quadcopter by taking it to the beach with a mounted camera. Sunset and coast shots would be really cool.

Whatever is cheapest, if they are the same I would pick gearbest for the goodboy points.

when*

aliexpress

The tracking numbers from gearbest starting with NL never work.

I've found myself using aliexpress more for smaller things.

>often somewhat cheaper than GB
>mobile app discount

you get a discount on the mobile app because you also share your personal information

Any good headphones for ~10€ with okay sound?

why is the rooting process of the redmeme 3 pro note so convoluted, I remember rooting other phones and I didn't have to do all this meme shit

Banggood > Ali > Ebay > Gearbest
They each have different levels of quality and prices

No.

I removed any and all permissions not necessary in using the app.

but gearbest has the sweet 30% off gearbest points system

genymotion works too

Gearbest have turned to shit, they have always had the worst support experience, feels like talking to a automatically responded robot and now their prices have skyrocketed.

Just used my last Goodboy wallet and point on an order, probably not gonna order from there again.

But gearbest still is usually the cheapest and ships my packages in the end :^)

Teclast X80 Power
Banggood $116
Gearbest $106 at the moment, but I have seen it at $98 once

Not really. The Nintendo 3DS is an example.

The 3DS has some kind of special screen

>paying that much for android emulation

Isn't it just like the huawei p9? 1 for color and 1 for black and white. Letting the software combine them into a sharper and better image.

I'd rather regular OP make one code so we can support the effort he puts into making these threads and the guide.

Gearbest gotta use them goodboypoints to knock down the price even further.

Really cute senpai.