Alright Sup Forums, 2 years ago I ended my relationship with my ex and literally became a isolated NEET...

Alright Sup Forums, 2 years ago I ended my relationship with my ex and literally became a isolated NEET, shitposting on Sup Forums all day and night, barely getting passing grades on university, didn't even kiss any girl all that years.
A year ago I made the best decision in my life, and bought a 15 inch Retina MacBook Pro®. That's when my life started changing.
With the Mac I really got into iOS development, it's really fun and easy, I started learning Swift and it's simply great, everything just works, and my self-steem started increasing exponentially.

One day, I was at StarBucks developing an iOS App, and a qt girl talked to me. She asked "are you gay"? I said "no". Then we kissed.
The next week I met with her at the mall and we watched Mowgli, it was really fun, I kissed her at the end.
Then she said she's studying to enter a CS university, her dream is to become a game developer. That moment I realized I finally found the woman of my life, she's my 3D waifu, and she's the girl I want to pregnate.

All of that thanks to Apple's great piece of engendering, the MacBook® really changed my life. Thanks Apple!

You should write a novel, that was an interesting read.

No need to waste your talent here

10/10 will buy a macbook

Let's have a tour around NASA launch control center?

Adventure begins

Launch Control Center Firing Room 1

Look at all those Macs!

Area Warning Panel

Blue Marble Telephone

Firing Room 1 Consoles

That's an awful lot of macs they got there

And what powers these consoles?

You guessed right!

Because the useful stuff have been brought up to the ISS where fags doesn't exist and conditions are tough

osx!

>Redhat.

Nice.

>that wire management
Imagine accidentally snagging and pulling a few out

It is decided. To become a real productive person I shall sell my Thinkpad and Macbook and get a Dell prebuild. Only Dell prebuilds get people into space, thinkapds and macbooks are for anime/gayporn watching teenagers.

I know you're being ironic but it's surprisingly close to truth.

Mechanical keyboards, bezelless screens, pretty icons, gaming mice and riced terminal doesn't make the work finish itself

Actually my uni has new Dell Optiplex prebuilds, with standard mouse and keyboard. They're surprisingly comfortable to work on.

If this keyboard had a different finish which didn't attract so much dirt it would be 10/10 design

Ayy, my school had those keyboards. I couldn't agree more. Just wish I stole more of them. Only took one with me home

The keyboards I was talking about is this model, the 'kb-212'. I actually considered buying one to replace my parents keyboard at their place.
The mouse too is even though being basic incredibly responsive, after reading about how terrible Dell and prebuilds are supposed to be on Sup Forums for a few years I was positively surprised using them.

>You will never survive a critical situation in 0G with the guy of the Space Oddity cover singing while providing you with tools

Why live?

Believe it or not the keyboard in gets way more fucking dirtier, somehow

I fucking love that keyboard

I believe you man. Had plenty of similar keyboards.

>not superior media edition

what is going on this thread?

Embrace the Dell
Love the Dell

>She asked "are you gay"?

so when are you gonna tell her?

that is what i'm using right meow. comfy as fuck

My absolute favourite keyboard. My model has been through 9 years of constant use and has broken several times. Still keeps trucking along.

fucking neat

But I'm straight user, I told the truth.

>3D waifu
Oxymoron.

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Subscribed.

>implying any of this happened

> She asked "are you gay"? I said "no". Then we kissed.
Great fic.

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