I'm lonely and sad

I'm lonely and sad.
What technology can cheer me up?

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BD tech.

/r9k/

Create a systemd daemon that you can interact with.

WoW

molecule related

a bullet to the head or this but would to be humane i would use the bullet. no one deserves the torture of /r9k/.

watch some bot do progress you don't

r/Foreveralone is the same thing, not as bad, but more cringy.

videogames

Create something

There is a feeling of wasted time after doing that. Maybe casual phone games, that's it.

dragon dildos

Do you work with computional chemistry or did you just took the picture ?

>nostalruse

make your dreams happen
just do it

All of the fuckers here are. You are not alone in your sadness, fellow user.

graphics cards

gb2r

This image was looking for a thread

Vr waifus

Get a thinkpad

ketamine/kratom/mdma. stay away from weed though
take a MOOC learn valuable skills or just expand your knowledge
free weights

Chink shit

why the fuck would you avoid weed?

>use a dissociative psychedelic used to start and maintain anesthesia
>stimulant at low doses, sedative at high doses, used for opiate addiction and diarrhea
>use a strong upper that's closely related to methamphetamine, only with an added O2
>stay away from weed

Is there a good bot that works for Unix environments? Most of the ones I use are Wangblows only, but I would like to farm them on my linux homeserver.

Tenga Flip Hole is technology right?

don't be this Joe Rogan and scramble your brain with psychedelics

A Nintendo DS

It prevented me from killing myself.

Tengo vapor

I feel you man. Try to make your battlestation really comfy

can accentuate the symptoms of depression and anxiety. impairs and disrupts the brain's attention and memory processes. if you're trying to better yourself it's shit, but if you're old and retired then sure go for it.

ketamine (when not abused) and mdma (when not abused) have been shown to have profound antidepressant effects. kratom I threw in there based on anecdotal experiences. I'm not being responsible here just throwing shit at the op since he asked.

I didn't suggest that but you are right, it's better to never self-medicate and to be straight edge, not being sarcastic. This includes alcohol.

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They've put the Honda Asimo software into a new sex doll.

$89,815, but you can finance it. She can actually walk, do laundry and do the dishes. She plugs herself into a wall outlet when her 16 hour battery gets low.

holy shit. is this real?

>Honda Asimo software

A sex doll that's actually fuckable. It's about god damn time.

Motherfucking Neko Atsume.

cheaper than a wife.

link?

Drugs

>have you ever tried going outside
>go outside
>never get to meet anyone anyway because social phobia
>mfw

That's a bash script. Should work on Unix. If you can get the code from that guy

Overwatch

>tfw Tubbs eats nearly the whole bowl of food

FYI this is a real person

no, not any more.

>tfw tubbs gives you 8 golden fish
based fat fuckface

Just because you bought the expensive food.

what's a mooc

I don't believe that

Massively Open Online Class

e.g. coursera, edx

>buy expensive cat thing
>they actually use it
This isn't terribly realistic.

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Alright you can probably stop dumping your stuff all over the thread.

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Skype your friends

I don't get why anyone would do this anymore, I can mod almost any PS2 just by plugging in my memory card

Fucking John Motherfucking McAfee everybody

Its an old image, I would guess.
I know a guy who used to do this sort of thing years ago

Yeah, remember when he was on the run? That pic is from that time

If you carve a niche you like you might find others that share that interest and shed your loneliness, that is if you are looking for friends.

If you want a relationship, then no probably not.

McAfee is fucking boss. It's a shame what happened to this legend's creation over the years.

I agree. The guy had the right outlook on life. In so many ways.