/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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It's happening!!

>Xiaomi Redmi Pro Mini rumored with 5.2-inch OLED screen, Snapdragon 652
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Who's going to get a Xiaomi Mi Band 2 tomorrow?

>5.2"
>mini
TOPKEK
But looks like our chinese overlords have listened to the people and done the magic again. If this is legit, the RN3P has found a worthy successor.

Supposedly not me since EU cucked Jewmany and many sellsers do not ship to my shithole country...

OLED screen...... fucking amazing. Literally the best possible screen.

You can't even find OLED modules. I would love to get a nice 5-7" OLED screen and a HDMI driver board.

what's special about tomorrow? can't you get mi band 2 now?

Which poor European shithole do you live in?
Totally going to order one

It's on sale tomorrow

>the average customer spends $1582 per year
Holy shit.

So what's the latest meme tablet?

I'd like one for books and magazines.

Yeah good luck getting it for that price

>he's not refund scamming
Lmao cucks

Whats it like being a literal nigger?

Jewmany. Importing here is like simon says, just that in this case it's kike says. For example HKG is not available here, which sucks big time.

>Recommended Chinkphones $80-$300 as of March 2016
>March
Update your shit!

>the average customer spends $1582 per year
that's literally $20 less than the sum total of every dollar I've spent on both software and hardware combined in the last decade

My Sanrenmu 9054 arrived from Gearbest in about 3 weeks. No experience with knives but it's super sharp and feels great. No trouble with Australian customs either. Any care/maintenance tips?

>Retails for 23$ in China
Looks likes Goldstein taught the chinks

>spending money on software

Chink coffee grinder

does it exist?
will it come with Cancer® Inside?

They give the money back if there's even the slightest problem, their fault. Complained about scratches on screen and sent a picture where they weren't even visible, full refund.

Maybe blade but doubt you'll get one with burr. Probably not if it's metal

Mine is on the way, hope customs don't fuck me over. I bought the 7112, too.

That includes Alibaba though where you need to buy a lot of 1000 Sharks at a time.

holy kek
i did the same thing with my zircons. Made a video showing that 'no sound comes out of either of them' and compared them to my pistons
got a full refund, still using them to this day :^)

Oy vey gweilo goy

there are cheap grinders to begin with.

Any recommendations on chink wallets? I need a new one, pic related.

Damn, I just spent almost 500USD on a tablet, keyboard, stylus, tempered glass for said tablet, a C8 flashlight and a random pvc figure.

What have I done!?!

What kind of action cam does Sup Forums recommend?
I have a sub 50$ budget... I know, yes, I know... but it won't be used that much.

What should I get?

I hope you aren't using Ultrafire 18650s in that flashlight.

I got GP18650s and like 6 grey 2900mah Panasonics that I ripped out from a laptop battery.

Legit big brands all around.

what am I looking at?

My Chinese e-juice came in the mail today

Any chink store I can get a monitor riser?

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>that skull
god speed user, god speed.

actual battery size inside 18650, because battery tech improves battery size is shrinking while 18650 is standard.

Comes in a nice squeeze bottle. Smells like almond lotion

Will vape it in a sec and report back if I'm still alive

Ultrafire takes 08500 batteries and sticks them inside 18650 shells leading to lower than advertised capacity. They also use recycled 18650s from old laptops.

Still alive. It doesn't taste the best - in fact, the flavor is really muted, but it's got a throat hit and buzz that suggests that it's 6mg nicotine as advertised

Where did you buy from and how much?

Where you vaping shit liquid in something that looks like a subohm tank

Well, that's what happens when companies let the chinese handle recycling battery waste.

The chinks charge the companies to dispose of their waste, reclaims those batteries, give them new skins and tabs and then resell them. They make money off those batteries twice.

Gearbest. It was 0.99 USD after I used some of my good boy points

I wanted to give it a try. I like to pretend that I'm serpentza

Yes it's 0.5 ohm

You will die.

>almonds
enjoy your chink cyanide friend

>tfw chinkposting at a trump rally

feels ironic man

why not make chinkshit randomiser be able to filter by website

>toddler book
>mouth fedora
Fucking end yourself.

fucking BASED

But shit liquids can't be healthy, UK vapelordnord here and I refuse to put shit tier liquids in my tfv4 or my isub g because after using proper liquids without all the shitty chemicals it all tastes better, doesn't feel like I'm instantly getting cancer

Can't believe I fell for the fucking egg meme. Just know it's all hype if you're considering buying one of these.

gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_119646.html

infographic when

he literally just said gaybeast is for stinky chinkies and discord is for reddit fags

i wonder what he meant by that

dubs speak the truth

>5.2-inch
>Mini
Choose one and only one

wtf i hate chink shit now

INFOGRAPHIC IS CANCELED UNTIL ALL ORDERS WITH VICKY GAO ARE CANCELED

Galko a qt

I'm feeling black, at what point should I cancel the order?

>egg
like... a tenga egg?

Guess were not getting it until he ships out then.

>he
Vicky is a pretty lady who needs to stop being bullied by dumb laowais who want her to be homeless for 30 years.

S-she can live with me

Can any recommend a good chink mechanical keyboard with backlighting?

motospeed inflictor

>backlighting
for what purpose

Got a Xiaomi 10000mah power bank and have been using for two weeks (definitely not a knockoff). I'm finding it really annoying since it seems to cut off power if the draw isn't enough, even if the device is still charging or active. Build is nice, but I'd warn anyone off getting one for this reason: it seems too clever for its own good.

off the top of my head:
magicforce/qisan
team wolf zhuque
redragon k552
ganss gs87
plum 87/108
rk rc930

A
FUCKING
FLOWER

SJ7000 cameras... yay or nay?

Nope just some shitty plastic egg. Its pretty much just an odd shaped ping pong ball. No idea why I bought it. I Thought it was all rubber like a bouncing ball.

>poor people general

gets more funny every thread

>more funny

chink headlights from a few threads ago work

Buying all my shit from wallmart now

God bless America and Trump

>it comes from china anyway

But does it create jobs from jesus? Checkmate athiest

I will pray for you user

>look mom i posted it again

How does it feel voting for a man whose main goal is to stop chinkshit from making it into our country?

You literally HAVE to vote for Hillary if you're a /csg/ regular.

aliexpress.com/item/memeegg/32683070860.html

Who did this?

>voting for a kike slut who used her private mail for political business and got information leaked
You literally HAVE to vote Trump if you're not completely braindead.

link plz, i want to buy,

Can we talk about the new Chinkbook Air coming out tomorrow and how to get one without being tariffed up my tight little ass?

Use the slowest shipping

or we can talk about while you post pics of your tight little ass

beats me

maby.
Do you think someone might have them on Amazon?

Browsing on Wish and I found a USB powered soldering iron.

lol buy all the chinkshit b4 based trump fucks CHYNA up

Doesn't get much weirder than this on AliExpress

Got my Baoer pen.
First fountain pen so didn't know what kind of ink would be needed, so just used some old calligraphy ink I had laying around.
Donno if it's the ink of the nib angle making the line breaks

Nah, I've seen plenty of those
although, they're usually for women...

For anybody following my headlight purchase on Taobao with EZBuy/65Daigou:

Order went smoothly up until today. Had the item packed and ready to ship, then their couriers informed them they don't accept car parts. Therefore the only way to ship them to Australia is to use Sensitive Freight which comes to around $550AUD, which is BS.

I've asked them if there's a possibility of using a different freight provider, waiting to hear back from them. In the meanwhile they've changed the status of my order so without further correspondence from them I'm assuming they're sending it back to the seller.

>then their couriers informed them they don't accept car parts.
How does that make sense