IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

You remember that Nigerian prince who scammed you for thousands of dollars? Now you can sleep tight again because FBI has just arrested him!

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>bbc
BWC only please

I really hope that wasn't the prince. He had enough problems already.

>$60m

If you were doing something illegal wouldn't you stop after like 5 million and call it a day?

If you pulled $5m by just asking people for money on the Internet would you stop?

I'd probably be shitting myself every step of the way and would be glad to get out.

Well not everyone's a pussy

Start scamming right now then big boy

These are pathological criminals. They do it partially just for the thrill.

>implying I'm not

It says "a network of 40 individuals" which makes $5m not so very much when split evenly.

Willing to bet it started that big? No. It grew to that size after his initial success.

YES

youtube.com/watch?v=f1nKR3gYRY8

Smart enough to write malware
Not smart enough not to get caught.

Conclusion, email scammers r stupid.

no

>Smart enough to write malware
What? He didn't use malware, he basically sent a mail saying "I'll give you $1 trillion but you must first give me $1 million so I can get the money out of my country".

RIP Nigerian Prince, you were the best.

F

Oh well...

According to the article, he did.

That's not how greed works. Most rich people take satisfaction from act of having the money itself, not actually buying things with said money.

>smart enough to buy malware
ftfy

>bbc
I think they should change their name, because the only thing BBC stands for today is big black cock.

that is why no one will remember your name

Lmao there's a shit ton of 419 in Nigeria, this won't change anything.

I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy people remembering my name when I'm rotting in nigerian prison

I GO CHOP YO DOLLA

at least you did something instead of being a faggot and posting on Sup Forums

>he said it while posting on Sup Forums

>not denying being a faggot

FREE MY NIGGA

sheeeeeeiiiit

he dindu nuffin he was a good boii #JusticeForMike

>You remember that Nigerian prince who scammed you for thousands of dollars?

B-But he didn't I-I swear guys.

619 NO BE THIEF IT'S JUST A GAME!!!!

FUCK I JUST SENT HIM THE MONEY.
I HOPE THE POLICE WILL RELEASE MY PRINCE.

>small time scammer ends up at court for $12k total

depends if you've started to believe you're untouchable

even then most will fall back when they have money problems - since there were never any problems with it!

Dear MR user,

permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I have the believe you are a reputable and responsible and trustworthy person I can do business with from the little information so far I gathered about you during my search for a partner and by matter of trust I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am Stella Amah 19 years of age the only daughter of late Barrister Michael "Mike" Amah whom was arrested by the police of our country Nigeria. I ran to Kano the economical capital of Nigeria from were I am contacting you. Before the arrest of my father he told me that he has a sum of US$60,000,000(Sixty million united states dollars) kept in a private security company here in Nigeria in my name as the next of kin,

Dear, in the capacity of the next of kin and with all the documents in my hand now, I am contacting you with due sence of humanity that you will give it a sympathetic and mutual consideration.

I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

(1)To serve as the guardian of this fund and to come assist me visit the security company here to retrive the consignment.

(2)To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.

(3)To provide good investment plans for the fund and to manage the fund for 5 years, during the investment period,only our profit will be shared annually 70% for me the investor while 30% will be for you the fund manager annually.

Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15 % of the total sum as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas, before the investments starts.and I have maped 5% for any expenses that might be incured during the course of this transaction.

Anticipating hearing from you immediately.

Thanks and God bless.
Best Regards.
Stella Amah.

>at work
>someone from a legit office in Singapore or Dubai or some other non-Western place calls
>says he has a Nigerian client asking to buy something
>mfw

You do know that Nigeria is the biggest economy in Africa and ranked 20th worldwide, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo

Yeah but they are not to be trusted especially with money and if I bring a Nigerian buyer to one of my clients I will most certainly lose his trust and future cooperation.

They are also extremely corrupt and there is no rule of law that can help you if something goes wrong.

The only sensible thing to do is to never deal with Nigerians, unless you're in the oil business and are forced to do so.

Why should i?

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>dealing with nigerians
>dealing with niggers generally

...

I know a guy who works servicing nitrogen cooling systems on industrial ships. He can only get his job done in a short period of time when the ship is in port, so he flies all over the world after ships. He happened to have a job in Nigeria once, and was escorted from the airport to the ship in a column of cars full of niggers with AK-47s organized by the shipowner (oil company) for protection from other niggers. Apparently, this is their standard procedure for when a white engineer comes to this shithole.

Goodnight, sweet prince

No joke but I've heard similar stories from people who work on ships. Working is Nigeria is a fucking nightmare.

Why? Seems like an action movie starring you. What's not to like?