Dumber Than Bricks Thread

Stupid, dumb, autistic, retarded fucking questions thread for fucking cunts that fear Google search. Please direct all garbage to this thread, so we might maintain some level of dignity across this board.

Thank You

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themysteryofgravityfalls.com/pilot/
thepiratebay.org/torrent/14405867/Windows_10_Enterprise_VL_X64_v1511_MULTi-7_April_2016__Gen2_
pendrivelinux.com/universal-usb-installer-easy-as-1-2-3/
thepiratebay.org/torrent/13672037/Windows_KMS_Activator_Ultimate_2016_2.8___Portable_[SadeemPC]
twitter.com/AnonBabble

What's the password and username for this site?
themysteryofgravityfalls.com/pilot/

Who is that in the picture?

Hi I'm mentally retarded

just poo it

Yo are in the right tread, then.

Why that's AMD caramel man Raja Koduri. Before you POO on him, and call him a poor Indian man, he makes over 500,000.00 USD every year, without stock benefits included.

When the air goes into the car from the air hatch on the dashboard.
Where does the air exits from?

This is technology related.

preface: I'm retarded

I'm doing a new pc build and I don't wanna pay for Windows. Stupid question, is there a way I can install full version Windows after my first boot without paying for anything?

Yes.

Why is the AMD Poo-in-loo so hated on Sup Forums? What did he do wrong?

Can you tell me how?

Insert a windows installation media and choose clean install.

Thanks user, where would I get the product code then, from a torrent?

[spoiler]spoon feed me[/spoiler]

Why do people buy AMD?

Basically
>AMD has always been shit.
Combine this with
>Indian Raja Vice president of AMD and chief architect of the Radeon graphics department
And you get something that triggers Sup Forums
>b-but why does it trigger Sup Forums
Because Indians do everything IT based better than caucasians.
>give me some proof nigger
Take a look at Sunder Pichai for example. The one who made Google Chrome great. And now that hes been promoted to CEO and left leadership of Chrome to a caucasian its become garbage.

A nice way to describe it; Sup Forums are the uneducated bully's that never grew up and pick on the smart boys (usually Indians) in class. Only difference is that these people already make millions. So the bullying falls of deaf ears. Its quite a pathetic form of self reflection and self hatred that returns everytime they see a succesful Indian.
The best part is when you realize these people that keep shouting "poo" on Sup Forums are most likely the nerds that were bullied themselves, as we all know the bullied become bullies.

Ayy why'd you have to go there man.. Just let these whiteys feel good about themselves before they end up shooting in cinemas out of their insecurity killing dozens of people again :^(

all the cool kids are using precracked now a days.

Sup Forums - gpus and windows X--DD

Just give me your emailadres and i'll mail you a .bat file. Run at admin and your windows will be activated =^)

Ayy lmao
[email protected]

Pajeets please ask Shlomo and Ivan what happens if you trigger the white Aryan man too much.

yo, what's the deal with endbranch and shit? just jump into the middle senpai?

Will learning to use Kali help me get into an email account? I don't know shit about password cracking

=^)

The pairing on the right seem to legit be into this

How do I discover what versions of software someone is using?

Try to find the "About" page inside the software

What if all I know is their Internet Protocol address version 4.0?

Whites BTFO
How will whites ever recover?

>Pajeets please ask Shlomo and Ivan what happens if you trigger the white Aryan man too much.

The "white Aryan man" lost a war?

POO IN THE GPU

To find out, attach a hose on the end of the cars exhaust and feed it into the cabin, rev the engine until you see darkness.

Ay cunt, sent :^)

Step by step, install and crack tut, this is now a pasta:

- Download and install uTorrent
- Download this torrent thepiratebay.org/torrent/14405867/Windows_10_Enterprise_VL_X64_v1511_MULTi-7_April_2016__Gen2_
- Download and install pendrivelinux.com/universal-usb-installer-easy-as-1-2-3/
- Find an 8gb or larger flash drive, format it
- Load the drive, open PenDrive USB installer, select Windows partition, then import the .iso path
- Hit run, and wait for it to create the bootable drive
- Plug in the usb to the computer you want to install windows 10 on and power on the system
- Mash esc, f-12, f-9, or whatever it is to enter the boot launch drive selection thing (depends on the motherboard/bios version)
- Select the usb you attached, should be called UUI or something like that
- Install windows
- Once you are in windows 10, you will need to activate it
- Download this torrent thepiratebay.org/torrent/13672037/Windows_KMS_Activator_Ultimate_2016_2.8___Portable_[SadeemPC]
- Install the program
- Run it, hit the red button
- Reboot, ya done

You get your shit kicked in by Ivan and Burgerland? Do we have to put you Nazi fucks down again?

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No, you fucking speg, stop trying to be a LINIX Haxor.

TIP: social hacking is much less effort.

Your skin is the colour of shit

Recovered?

You forgot a few steps

XDddDdd. All of its true I want to dy

Hit too close to home, not funny

Your skin is the colour of some mould species, as well as white bread (the cheapest and least nutritious bread) and clouds, which are just watery dirt

Impressive, that's like 5x AMD's annual revenue

In formating an old drive using HDShredder.

It's on the first pass, what do write errors mean? Cn I recover those sectors or is the disk caput?
Going to get a new one, just would like this one in the meantime

It's unlikely you yourself could recover the drive, if it contains anything important, consider getting it professionally recovered

Don't really care about the data, just want to use it for storage.

Have 280,000 bad sectors on a 1TB drive. Can I mark those sectors to be skipped?

can i install ubuntu desktop to an usb flash drive and keep it as a standalone, portable linux?

How do I use a VPN to stay stealthy on the internet?

I'm retarded btw

yes you can choose that in the setup even

yes

That's literally a massive use case for Linux, they even make Pico versions of the OS for that very reason

hi how to computer

What is Linux best used for?

Download Tor

Also, what are the advantages/disadvantages that Linux has over Windows?

storing cp

storing cp

How to piracy without getting caught???

Its application is great for servers and developers, though mostly Linux is used by people who want to look and feel intelligent, even though ricing and adding your fav anami whore wallpaper makes your look like a retard weeb faggot.

Despite this, everyone must try it once.. might as well give it a crack ey?

Yeah what he said

to make you feel like smart hacker man

you have to make everything yourself and most of your windows porgrams and video games do not work

So is Linux better for programming than Windows? If so, why?

>cp
Do you mean CHILD PORNOGRAPHY?

Shhhh

arthropods have independently evolved:

luminescence, silk, wings
more than 3 cell photoreceptors
underwater breathing, air breathing
compound eye, mono eyes, random eyes over body
all the rainbow of imaginable body pigments

why arthropods never evolved an inner skeleton with soft skin
wtf?

Nmap the address.
Then try to use different versions of clients to connect to the machine.

I still use wep for my wifi, should i upgrade? There are no niggers where i live.

Do you have any reason not to upgrade?
Besides hackers usually aren't niggers, they're more like skinny white boys.

Why is using a SSH certificate better than password authentication? The certificate stays on my hard drive and if unencrypted anyone can just take it, copy it and use it to log in right? With a password this doesn't happen.

It isn't inherently better. It's harder to crack but as you said it's easier to steal.

>The certificate stays on my hard drive and if unencrypted anyone can just take it,
That's why you encrypt your private key with a passphrase.
Now an attacker needs both your key file AND the passphrase.

If you open your 22 port on the internet, chineese botnet will bruteforce your shit 24/7.
Its way harded to bruteforce.

Ps my fail2ban already banned like 8230983452 chineese ips even tho i dont even have password auth enabled.

Ok, but what if I use password authentication on a non-standard port?

Can I encrypt a single file on Linux? I'm only used to dm-crypt that uses volumes.

>Can I encrypt a single file on Linux? I'm only used to dm-crypt that uses volumes.
It's built into OpenSSH
When you create a key pair you're asked for a passphrase.

Oh right, nevermind. Thanks.

Use a seedbox, then transfer the files from it using FTP to your PC.

Seedbox provider shouldn't give a fuck, while through FTP then can't prove shit

how long does it take to get from picture one to picture two as a windows user who's completely new to ubuntu?

Thats slightly more secure, since bots usually wont bother scanning other ports.
Just slightly though.

You could do it in couple hours if you follow some guides and copy configs.
Around a year if you want to do it yourself and be comfortable doing it.

There are holes all over the cabin. You'll notice if you turn off the air you don't suffocate. If you turn on recirculate there's an intake port somewhere in the cabin. They seem to do a good job at hiding these. I only found one in a minivan once because it made so much noise. The best way to find it is probably to download the maintenance manual that the your car's maker sends to the dealerships.

>Impressive, that's like 5x AMD's annual revenue
Actually, AMD was making a loss till he was taken on recently.

Step 1: Remove unity, install openbox
Step 2: Install the numix gtk theme
Step 3: Install terminator, ncmpcpp, ranger and feh
Step 4: Use feh to set your background
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit!

That's a day's worth of effort if you know how to use a search engine.

I just cant be arsed, still dont wanna get hax'd tho

>dont wanna get hax'd tho
Then fucking upgrade you faggot. Chances are you've already been compromised.

kek

XD

kek

Where can I find benchmarks that document the differences between the RX 480 models (XFX, PowerCooler, Sapphire)?
I hope my question is stupid enough for the purpose of this thread.

this is not retarded enough, gtfo

S-sorry.

How do I turn my pc on?

You have to turn it off first

Can I 'reset' a google account?
I don't want to delete it, but I want to have it as new, no mails, an empty drive, no youtube history.

Google will never let you do this because personal data is their capital

Thought as much.
They don't even let you delete your account and create a new one with the same email

you can manually "delete" all your mail, google drive contents and empty your jewtube history/search history/playlists

However, you can never truly delete these.

Yes. Grab a Windows iso, and don't enter a product key. After installation you will have 3 days for home/pro and 30 days for enterprise editions to activate your windows. For vista/7 use DAZ loader (go to tbp, check for verified torrents), for 8/10 use KMSPico (again, check for verified torrents at le pirate bay)

What amount of RAM do decent high-end computers have these days?

It depends on what you define as high end.
Workstations usually have 16 or 32 GiB of RAM.
Servers can have up to 2 TiB.

hey, i know I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's a loo
so poo in it maybe

For vidya, 4K, VR, etc.

>4K
You need to be more specific.
Even a 15 year old computer can easily be made to display 3840 x 2160 pixels.

No it cant faggot.

>No it cant faggot.
You need to work on your punctuation, and yes, it can.
IBM T220/T221 monitors were sold in 2001 and capable of displaying 3840×2400 pixels which is even more than what is colloquially referred to as "4K".
The T220 was driven by the Matrox G200 MMS GPU, compatible with ordinary PCs, exactly 15 years ago.
Your turn, faggot.
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