/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• Anons find a 40cm plush toy for $0.25 • user on rooftop had a Taiwanese Led flashlight thrown at him by his mailman • user gives Superlux 681EVO a listen, really likes them and considers them better than his AKGs other owners recommend switching out the leather pads for the velour pads they also come with • user doesn't like gaming, still buys gamepad • user gets four packages a collapsible fishing rod two orange pis two nes controllers and a "cool"(?) shirt • Rock Zircon earmemes, sound good according to anons review • user gets chink made Decepticon patch • Some new earbuds by someone hoarding earbuds they're 320 ohm • user bought a Chuwi Hi12 and is happy with it posts pics • user receives recplacement USB cable for his favourite Logitech mouse • Oddly Jameson bottle shaped VR Box arrives user accidentally posted the wrong pic Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/item/legend
aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Original-DZAT-DF-10-In-Ear-Earphone-Wood-Headphones-Bass-HIFI-Fever-DIY-Wooded/32604737863.html
aliexpress.com/item//32671714472.html
gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_366473.html
aliexpress.com/item/zoomzoom/32602426306.html?
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337821.html?wid=21
aliexpress.com/item/desu/32708394111.html
youtube.com/watch?v=G5mvvZl6pLI
aliexpress.com/item/Not_The_first_result/32382151233.html
aliexpress.com/item/3D-Oral-Cancer/32370395405.html
amazon.co.uk/10-6-Fusion5-108-Android-Tablet/dp/B01865QFJA
youtube.com/watch?v=KfqtYfaILHw
nasa3d.arc.nasa.gov/detail/wrench-mis
photography.tutsplus.com/articles/a-poor-mans-guide-to-budget-macro-photography--photo-2857
twitter.com/AnonBabble

a whole bunch of packets were delivered to my pigeon hole today

wait why is user on a rooftop?

No idea, that's how he identified as so I called him rooftop user.

big one was a chink light box, pretty good quality for less than $10

What did hey mean by that?

aliexpress.com/item/legend of the chink heroes/32702913663.html

I...uh. Why would anyone buy such a specific LOGH cosplay uniform?

Okay that's neat, link?

they put it in the cage where my messenger pigeon lives when he is not out delivering a letter

Anyone bought them?
aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Original-DZAT-DF-10-In-Ear-Earphone-Wood-Headphones-Bass-HIFI-Fever-DIY-Wooded/32604737863.html

smaller ones were power cords and locks that will not be destroyed when travelling to burgerland

>• Oddly Jameson bottle shaped VR Box arrives (Cross-thread) user accidentally posted the wrong pic (Cross-thread)
Who needs women anyway?

aliexpress.com/item//32671714472.html
it's cheaper on the app

Just as a general headsup for the european posters interested in the HD681 Evo's: Thomann.de has them for about the same price as Gearbest, with the advantage that you don't have to wait a couple of weeks and a 3 year guarantee.

Do you mean in sound quality, build, accessories?
681 has a lot of trebble
668B have their bass boosted, which helps offset the high trebble of the 681's
The 681 Evo are a newer design based on the original 681's which fixed the high trebble.

Build-wise both 681's have a AKG style self-adjusting band, with the EVO's being more plasticy
The 668b on the other hand have two cushion pads as a headband.

For the 30€ is spent on them, I would say they're pretty damn good.
I'm not really an audiophile/headphone expert by any means, but I would say they're fairly neutral.
Soundstage is quite clear.
I bought them based on advice from /hpg/, so you can also ask about them there.

There's a new EVO model?

rn3p case?

which is best?

You can literally make that shit for less than $9

also, did we finally solve the ages old mystery on the question
how much the chinks pay for shipping a $1.79 power cord around the globe
It says 5.41 Yuan on the package (pic related) which is $0.82

Thanks for the replies user. I ordered the EVOs and was hoping I didn't get chinked since the 668b costs 15$ less.

Whatever this new model is, hopefully I got that too

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sorry meant to reply to

of course you can otherwise they wouldn't be selling it for that much

but it is really made of quality materials, comes with black and white backgrounds,
it is held together by magnets so it collapses easily and fits in a storage pouch that is also included
the LED strip is also pretty nice and quite bright and they include a cable too

you'll also spend at least an hour on making your own
and if you are making less than $9/hour you have other problems than cheap light boxes

>mfw I make less than $9/hour but I bought the cheap light box anyway

for what purpose?

what is this even literally for?

so you can take good photos of your chinky shit to make the news.

Not the guy you're replying to but I bought mine solely to take pics of chinkshit for /csg/.

Yes, the Superlux HD662 EVO

gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_366473.html

Hey OP, just wanted to say you're doing a great job, the news is just like before. One thing tho, I feel like you're a bit more shilly than the previous OP.
Think you'd better drop the discord and chinkshit links before they get abused again and we get another thread drama.

Cheers!

I literally accidentally a shitty pic of Jameson instead of my new chink shit and it made the news

There's no mail coming to my house now. :/


I think customs is fucking with me.

taking better pictures of the chink shit you have bought
see and I mostly bought it to take decent pictures of 3D printed objects and post them online
so you can actually see the layers and thus judge the quality of a print

>pic of Jameson
what?

I think he's talking about his cock.

>costs the same as HD681 EVO
>I just bought the 681

All those anons who bought the $10 windows tablet on eBay, I bring sad news

anyone in here who has a chink crimping tool?
or should I go to /diy/

How much should I pay for a 64gb shark?

wait for a GB sale, they're $11.99 then

>an unauthorised third party may have accessed the seller's account to list this item

Nothing at all.

hopefully you are at least living in 2/3rd world shithole
where rent and everything is dirt cheap
otherwise I'm really sorry for you

Shipping for small items is free for sellers. The cost that's placed there is probably what was subsidized for accounting purposes of China Post.

Meanwhile £5 Chromecast seller is still up, but I am still expecting nothing.

thanks
I'll buy the 128gb then

>16:11 remaining

Why even try?

(you)

Chink chink-i-ree chink chink-i-ree
Chink chink, chink-ree!
A chink is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chink chink-i-ree, chink chink-i-ree
Chink chink, chink-roo!
Good luck will rub off when I chink on a deal
Or rate me 5 stars, and that's lucky too
Now, as the ladder of life 'as been strung
You might think a chinks's on the bottommost rung
Though I spends me time in the factory and smoke
In this 'ole wide world there's no 'appier chink
Chink chink-i-ree, chink chink-i-ree
Chink chink chink-ree!
A chink is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chink chink-i-ree, chink chink-i-ree
Chink chink, chink-roo!
Good luck will rub off when I chink on a deal

best item related to each board?
I'll start with /n/
aliexpress.com/item/zoomzoom/32602426306.html?

The (you)s never end.

>mfw I was going to spend some Good Boy points but then I realised there's a stack of stuff I haven't even reviewed yet

I have a busy night ahead fellas

Can I buy that chinkshit on Ali?

AFIK it isn't free, but they are paying shipping fee "per whole container" instead of regular "per package".

Can any user recommend me a really good pair of earphones, as neutral-sounding as possible, from chinkland for under 15 bucks? pls don't link me to audiobudget, I want my fellow anons' recommendations

gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337821.html?wid=21

Anything cheaper?

wtf I hate piss now

Sup Forums
m.aliexpress.com/item/32680813294.html?aff_click_id=df339783b2964b4fb1870580a59bc5b9-1470742796227-07781-ENjUBzea&aff_platform=y

Sup Forums

I live in America but a part of America where the cost of living is low.

Old Sup Forums
Neo Sup Forums

who are these

so latin america?
or burgerland and you just have a really shitty job?

>aliexpress.com/item/zoomzoom/32602426306.html?
/f/
aliexpress.com/item/desu/32708394111.html

Gearbest has them the cheapest yeah, you just missed their MIXZA sale by two weeks.

You know that suitcase locks are useless right? You just push a pen into the zipper, and it'll open right up. Oh, and having a lock just advertises that you have stuff you don't want to have stolen.
youtube.com/watch?v=G5mvvZl6pLI

God's on earth

If you buy from gearbest, you will have no warranty

aliexpress.com/item/Not_The_first_result/32382151233.html

Howdy cowboy

I'm with her

The same person.

/jp/
aliexpress.com/item/3D-Oral-Cancer/32370395405.html

Yeah you will and besides MIXZA's come with their own warranty as well.

>Clinton vs Trump..
Feels good living in Sweden a real peaceful democracy

My ulefone paris is basically dead and I need a replacement for maximum the same price pls ($116)

Hey there Sup Forumsents, thinking of buying a Fusion5 108 ocatacore (huro durp it's actually dualcore).
I don't know if it's chink-shitty enough, but I've never heard of them.
amazon.co.uk/10-6-Fusion5-108-Android-Tablet/dp/B01865QFJA
What's your take?

Yes I know, it's mostly to keep the zippers together so they don't open accidentally
and to keep out those dumbfucks that see an unlocked bag and get enticed to see what's inside
If I had thought they'd really add some security I'd have bought quality brand ones and not chink shit

Fite me faggits

Redmi 3s / K4000 Pro.

>Amazon

You don't get this, do you? Anyway, that's way overpriced. Search Cube I7

>tfw there is no parliamentary party that cares about privacy and is against surveillance

>Hey, let's call ourselves The Liberals
>But, Björklund sir, we aren't liberals
>Hush child. No go make us a logo that will inspire the population!

One of the other packages (pic related) states that it was actually free
so maybe it varies

Looks pretty interesting,
with them being closed back vs the semi-open HD681 Evo's, I was expecting a boosted bass.
But a glance a the frequency response charts seems to indicate that the 662's are flatter than the 681, but the higher frequencies seem to be a bit more messy.

How come tablets are so much cheaper than smartphones anyways? Aren't they basically using the same tech?

Recommend me some good sub-20€ google cardboard headset. I want to immerse myself in anime and watch some 360's but no fucking way I'm paying over 20€ for "virtual goggles" that are just phone headmount with lenses.

>implying that our Swedish parties are better
Fuck politics, it's all the same shit anyway

get a wireshark and find out :^)

>k4000 pro


;^)

BIG

Quality brand wouldn't help though. I recommend a rubber band, surprisingly good at keeping the zippers together, with just a loose knot.

any recommendable pogoplug alternatives from chinkistan?

How's the Bluboo Picasso?
I like the Zenfone diamond back design and lack of a camera bump. Will it explode next to my ear?

>blue balls
>MTK6580
disgusting.

>Quality brand wouldn't help though
Yeah I know that's why i bought the cheap ones see
>If I had thought they'd really add some security I'd have bought quality brand ones and not chink shit

and It's also to keep out those people that wouldn't break into a "locked" bag but will open up a unlocked one just for fun
Opportunity makes a thief; after all
also the first thing insurance will ask if I report something as stolen is whether the bag was locked or not

Better yet, do this so you can burglar-proof your luggage. youtube.com/watch?v=KfqtYfaILHw

*America only

the fuck is a pogoplug

I think he means a rabbit tail butt plug.

kind of an easy to set-up home based dropbox

plug it in and be done, not having to config like with owncloud

They're from One Direction

t b h saying it in this context One Direction would make a rippin name for a revolutionary political organisations

swastika mice when

they (chinks) don't afraid of anything, so when happen ?????

Here's an example of what I'm using it on
pic related is a fully functional ratcheting wrench designed by NASA, printed in ABS at 0.05mm layer height
nasa3d.arc.nasa.gov/detail/wrench-mis

the image quality is still quite shitty because of my 4 year old fagphone
but my dad has an old Nikon D90 I can probably have and run something like this on
photography.tutsplus.com/articles/a-poor-mans-guide-to-budget-macro-photography--photo-2857
that should give some really nice macro shots without having to spend hundreds of $ for a dedicated macro lens

chinks are commies not natsies