/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• Banggood's 10th anniversary is up, anons look for possible cakefarming exploit Banggood's page is very CPU intensive No exploits found (yet.)
• user's torch got stuck in flashing mode so he broke it out of frustration • New Gongtian fan, the Gongtian Mini • user receives hammer+sickle pin • user's 200 Neodym magnets arrived • user's USB cable is broken • user reviews his MHL Micro USB to HDMI cable • user is happy with his Rpi case he bought from Gearbest • user receives handful of chink shit, some DW watches, keychains and a CREE light • user finally received his 99c mousepad • The 25cent giant plush was a ruse, expect cancellations from seller • user stumbles upon a hot deal 3cent rubber duckies

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yuntrack.com/track/detail
geekbuying.com/item/HOMTOM-HT17-Pro-MT6737-2Gb-16GB-Smartphone---Dark-Blue-370717.html
aliexpress.com/item/YAZOLE-306-Men-Fashion-Casual-Luminous-Hands-Calendar-Leather-Quartz-Watch-2016-New/32625650302.html
gearbest.com/air-mouse/pp_339988.html?wid=21
newradio.eu/?page_id=348&lang=en
ebay.ca/itm/4pcs-18650-3-7V-9800mAh-Rechargeable-Li-ion-Battery-Charger-For-Flashlight-UF-/161941378513?hash=item25b47555d1:g:32IAAOSwKtlWkIaV#rwid
gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_110057.html?wid=21
gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_263246.html?wid=21
twitter.com/AnonBabble

leave vicky alone.

First for rubber duckies

Good job user, this is almost indistinguishable from the original OP's posts.
It's like he never retired.

anyone?

Ayyy my watch came!

This thing looks beautiful. Shines purple-ish when in light, and just generally looks appealing

Since this is the first watch I've ever owned, this might sound stupid, but the belt feels really stiff. After I set the time I put it on, and it either feels too open or too constrictive. Maybe I just need to break it in. It also feels a little tingly on my arm, but it is hot outside.

hows the infographic coming along?

Chinese watch straps are the worst. they're fake leather, some kind of cardboard. The watch is bad, but the strap is worse. You bought a nice watch though, people will probably compliment you on it.

This is why we need the (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) back.

>evading a ban
You're one report away from a permaban, friendo.

Is Yuntrack real tracking?
yuntrack.com/track/detail

Oh baby, yes please.

What are some cheap good looking watches, I like simple, somewhat big ones, like the one this user posted, and """leather""" straps.

Why was he banned again?
The discord only attracts shills and retards from plebbit.

he ded now.

In other news, I requested a free rubber ducky sample on alibaba. Might be able to buy 1000 duckies for 30 dollaroos. And then pull a nice prank on someone.

How many of you have bought an android endoscope? and how many of you have bought an android endoscope and put it in your ear and was fucking repulsed?

Just use 17track like everyone else

I want to buy a FM/TV jammer. does anyone know where to buy one?

You want to get arrested?

Just updated CM13 on my RN3P and it didn't accept the pin code anymore.
Removed the files where it's stored via recovery. Now the settings crash when I try to set a new one or open security settings.
So make a recovery backup before updating, I have to flash CM13 again now.

no need to get a powerful one.
I'm tired of my neighbors

It also does a decent job of keeping those same retards mostly out of these threads.

Yeah, but do you want to get arrested?

why would I be arrested? people here are dumb as hell, and no one would notice (or care). hell, I'm sure I would be doing some of them a favor.

I also want to get one and I am not from burgerland. Last I checked there weren't any laws regarding these devices

are there any chink tablets with wacom digitizers?

If they block FM frequencies, they probably block police radio frequencies aswell. Just do not do it. It's dangerous and you can get in serious trouble for it.

man, thanks for letting me know, but I didn't ask for legal advice or something.
btw, I also don't live in 'the land of the """""""""""""free"""""""""""""'

Cube i7 stylus

Find out what kind of frequencies you want to block, get something powerful to broadcast on that frequency
Possible problems: frequencies are used for other stuff in your country so you can't buy anything that broadcasts there, also might need a HAM license
There is a way to blow out speakers wirelessly, but I think that was bullshit

To add, get something like a walkies talkie with some power (I don't know how much, bigger Wattage is better), should at least be enough to cause interference
Depending on frequencies used that might not be possible, so either talk to your neighbors or learn soldering to build a transmitter yourself
You could also try an IR killswitch that shuts off all tvs and somehow aim that at their TV

Yeah, me neither, but it's a really dumb idea.

Do you want to get arrested?

is the ht7 pro still king of the poor fags? or has it been surpassed?

HT17 Pro is the updated version. newer SoC and Android 6.0. costs about the same.

geekbuying.com/item/HOMTOM-HT17-Pro-MT6737-2Gb-16GB-Smartphone---Dark-Blue-370717.html

Can I buy dildos from these guys or will the they be full of carcinogens?

>Can I buy dildos from these guys
yes, you can

>will the they be full of carcinogens?
yes

Is the Cree T6 with 3 AAA batteries stronger than the Q5 with one AA battery?

That's a great-looking watch user. Link?

>makiposting
FUCK OFF

>fake leather

Start here: aliexpress.com/item/YAZOLE-306-Men-Fashion-Casual-Luminous-Hands-Calendar-Leather-Quartz-Watch-2016-New/32625650302.html

(note: this was $7.99 when I brought it)

Is it leather if it's made from long pig?

Does china even have pigs?

Also: it definitely smells fake, and like cardboard.

you do know the smell of leather comes from the chemicals used to cure it. the chinks could just use different chemicals, perhaps those in the paper industry, to cure their leather

Leather still tastes like leather though. Try tasting it.

gearbest.com/air-mouse/pp_339988.html?wid=21

Got this remote from GearBest.

What am I in for?

I don't know what the fuck leather is supposed to taste like, so I licked it and it tastes like nothing. I'm mildly dissapointed, because I thought maybe it would taste like cheese or milk

What did you buy it for?

user why are you licking chink watch straps

Like salty coins and milk

rip user, died of chink mouth cancer

If it didn't taste cancer, you might have got real stuff :=)

Apart from the strap, how is the watch? Is it really loud?

After using the 99c USB gaming mouse for a week the right mouse button started acting up and is not registering properly unless I push it hard or at the very edge. The click sound is still there.

Yeah, wasn't expecting much anyway. It was nice in the dark though.

If it tastes like nothing it's either got a thick coating, usually like a clear doughnut glaze, on it or it's fake.

You guys told me too!

No it didn't taste like that

I did taste a sort of glasey smoothness on the tip of my tounge after the fifth go around. Meh whatever, I really don't care if it's fake or not.

No, I can't hear it unless I put my ear directly onto it, and even then it's faint (then again, I do have both a fan and a air conditioner on)

Tells time well (of by a few seconds), and has a day counter.

Bought it for a WeTek Hub, an Android TV box.

The mouse that's included with the Hub is extremely annoying to use.

Replace them with NATO straps.

Also buy spring bars and replace the watches', some of them comes with shitty ones

newradio.eu/?page_id=348&lang=en

BaoFAGS B T F O

WTF I hate baofeng now!

>nigradio

These ? in the price, is it my app glitching out or Banggood trying to say it could come down this low? I'm new to the chink lifestyle, this thread has played a vital role in making me waste my money on a lot of shit I don't even need. Thanks guys.

It's a advertising thing, making you guess what the true price of it. You are supposed to be surprised when you see the phone has a 2 or 3, like it's good value.

I found a Chinese kid's eyelash in my Cree.

get better soon

pls respond

Buy both and find out.

>buy cree t6 bike light on banggood
>open up the battery pack
>1 out of 4 18650 batteries only work
>says 2000mah on it but only has 1200mah
>the other 3 are completely flat and even smell of trash
>post a video review
>get's censored
>post customer feedback
>get's censored
>post a complaint thread on the product page
>get's censored

VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS

you don't need any. they grant unlocking permission based on your mi account which lets you unlock like one phone per month.

You can't trust them gooks and chinks with batteries.

How long does china post usually take to ship to the states? Tracking number says it's been in a Shenzhen EMS processing center since the 9th.

Is that red shit TNT?

It's 10000mah batteries each

They're capacitoonies

>using 18650 batteries that come included with chinkshit
What did you fucking expect? It's all fake shit filled with sand and recycled laptop batteries.

If you have the option to NOT include 18650s, take it and use good batteries made by Panasonic or Samsung.

Just like those shitty $1.50 chargers they sometimes include too. They belong in the garbage.

Yeah fuck right off smartass I use real 5000mah lipo packs and 4 button chargers but if you let those vietnam shits get away with it they will continue. That's why all the censoring.

>banggood
>vietnam
nigger waht

wow rude

Fucking shit

Is 17track ded?

Is the RN3P still the designated meme phone?

Yes

Would anyone here dare to buy a big mi TV from china?

No, Chinese panels are shit.

Hey, I just read you... and this is crazy... but could you dwell a bit deeper into TV panels and explain how to choose a good TV? Or at least a provide a link or two?

Hello Dear, yes we are sorry page no job today.

No. You sound like a fruit loop.
Korean panels are okay.

We're on a taiwanese finger puppet forum, of course I'm a fruit loop.

Which panels are Korean panels?

ebay.ca/itm/4pcs-18650-3-7V-9800mAh-Rechargeable-Li-ion-Battery-Charger-For-Flashlight-UF-/161941378513?hash=item25b47555d1:g:32IAAOSwKtlWkIaV#rwid

Will burn my house down?

What happened? I missed the original post

any of you guys know where to buy original laptop chargers reliably?

>not using 4chanx

Yes, also those batteries will be shit. Actual good 18650s are $4 and up apiece. Get a Nitecore charger with a display.

gtfo

Allegedly got a ban for criticizing OP, screencapped his ban which had not yet expired.

You mean gook panels? Ever heard of Samsung before? They sell TVs like everywhere?

Yeah, that's fine... but what about LG? Also Korean panels? Sony? Panasonic? Telefunken? Philips?

LG owns IPS, but Samsung can easily make that and not call it IPS panel. I think they go by PLS or something?

How long does it typically take gearbest to ship some sharks to the US?

Which is the best ruizu? the x02 or the x08?

gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_110057.html?wid=21
gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_263246.html?wid=21

Or maybe someone could recommend a better mp3 player.

It's for using outside in the rain.

I ordered some sharks on the last Mixza sale on GB and they took less than 2 weeks. I don't remember the exact time but IIRC it was around 12 days.