$1,000 "pro" computer

>$1,000 "pro" computer
>can't do simple tasks like view/create webm
>can't download torrents

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If you don't want to buy it, that's fine.

I don't, but the question is why would anyone want to buy it other than "It's Apple!"

Would probably be great for the parents. Would save heaps on time.

1k facebook machine
I regret it but its to late now

the desktop computers are fine tho apple had its peak 4 years ago, now slowly deteriorating

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>$4,000 "pro" camera
>can't do simple tasks like record webm
>can't upload torrents

I know OSX has torrent clients available. There has to be a client for ios somewhere out there. Even if it's not in the app store.

Maybe they re gainfully employed, and like to live a stylish life. You won't know anything about it, though, Timmy. Don't lose your WalMart nametag! :D :D :D

There is.

>itoddlers
>gainfully employed
lmao

Laptops are getting really big refresh this year. Pro line has been same since '12.

>apple

youtube.com/watch?v=jxCRWwUm1lo

There is a transmission client for iOS, you need to either side load it or install if jailbroken.

Also viewing webms on iOS can be done in any app that supports webms, most notably vlc.

iTransmission 5 on the big boss repo was released back in July.

>i-i-it jus werkz!
>just do all these bullshit hacks

Or infuse. Vlc had to remove ac3 codec a bit ago (not sure if it's back).

>iToddlers unironically need shitty 3rd party apps that applel forbids you from setting as default just so they can retain control over their toddlerOS

I have an iPhone 6s and a Nexus 6 and despite some of those being true, others are plain bullshit

Webm thread?

Webm thread.

>shit mobile OS
I have a 5s and that's the only thing I don't agree. The OS is smooth as fuck and almost never lags/crashes, the only problem is that it is limited as fuck too.

Same thing you would need to do with Android to get the most out of the device.

>tfw this webm saved my life once

>forbids from setting as default

What do you mean by this user? Default apps are the ones that you choose to use.

I just use vlc for webms, but they can't add ac3 until they start paying royalties

This is awesome.
Does it work though?
>BR standard plug

>>can't download torrents
iOS doesnt have torrent clients?

i'd be more concerned about the lack of a decent windowing system, or the horrible text selection, or the reports of programs simply crashing under load.

but then i've bought into the windows 10 botnet. the keyboards aren't much cheaper than the apple ones for the ipad pro, but at least microsoft throw in the pencil for free.

No it gives off mustard gas

no

it can do both? to download torrents just install transmission from cydia, and to manipulate webms you can ffmpeg in terminal and view them in vlc.

Clearly you've never used Android. At most I'd root my android device for full system AdBlock

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Yes.

>Torrents
Literally only poorfags and degenerates use it
>Webm
Literally only paedophiles, porn addicts and neets have the urge to create it

That would be nice too.

You could have just inserted into the right one, there is a hole in the middle that should fit

>pro
>torrents
>webm
Yeah... no.

You don't even need root for that.

You do if you want it automatically.

Does google offer any torrent clients in the play store? Companies that make OSes really can't support such software.

I definitely have not heard that before

But it does tho

This thing is a fucking joke, especially with how Cook presented it as a PC replacement. Literally the dumbest thing I ever heard, what happens if also own an iPhone and need iTunes to add/remove music from it? Can the iPad pro do that? I bet not, and that's just the first thing that popped in my head when he said that. Even all the normies that just browse Facebook all day will still need a PC just for dealing with iTunes.

I watched that keynote. It was by far the most cringy thing I have seen Apple do since Jobs died.
They tried to convince people that the iPad Pro was a PC and then had the nerve to bring the LGBTQGTA!_@)#)$ crowd come and show off some stupid Apple Watch bands that you can just buy a 3rd party version of online for $9 vs $150 from Apple.

are you retarded?

it preloads itself with a nonfree Operating System that is locked down and not unlockable by the DMCA, the keyboard sucks, I don't like it, I would love to just use a Thinkpad X200 with Debian installed

Just pretending to be retarded to show how OP was being retarded ;^)

>Do not track me
>literally posts on his websight everywhere he will be going and when

and also posts photos of all his travels so you can literally track where he has been

Proofs?

Even as an applefag I agree with this. I personally find it hard to find a reason to use the mini I got as a gift. Could be that it's the oldest one and feature-deficient compare to other iOS 9 devices.

They expect you, well not you, but the people who fall for it, to get everything from the store, so you wouldn't need to use itunes, since you would be using everything from their store and cloud instead.

>Literally the dumbest thing I ever heard, what happens if also own an iPhone and need iTunes to add/remove music from it? Can the iPad pro do that?

no. no lightning-to-lightning cables. music management is on-device for both the ipad pro and an iphone.

can't add downloaded music to an iphone. can remove any music, can add music bought from itunes.

ios 10 promotes music bought from itunes above any downloaded music.

you have to go two menu items deep in the music app to see a list of all albums/songs/artists actually on the device. one menu item deep to see recently added music, including downloads.

Just throw Linux on that bad boy and get the touch/pen drivers.

>Trade usage of an online store and local storage for a brick & mortar store and offsite storage.

People are fucking retarded for choosing the latter. iTunes has been a pretty good to me except for when the released iOS 8.4 and Apple Music. Had to revert to a backup since (((the cloud))) fucked up music on my iPhone and a bit on my Mac. Besides that everything has been fine. Also from what I've seen in the Sierra beta with iTunes 12.5, it's been leaned up a bit.

play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=BitTorrent, Inc.&hl=en

>Webm
>Literally only paedophiles, porn addicts and neets have the urge to create it
Sure, because YouTube is only for paedophiles, porn addicts and NEETS.

>webm

lmao

who gives a fuck about webms

I want to buy an 9.7 iPad pro just because of that ultimately comfy TrueTone(tm) Display

I think they're more geared towards business and illustrators, I haven't had a proper play around with the Pencil thing but if Photoshop Sketch saves things you've drawn as CC assets I could see how it would be useful.

I was about to critique about them all being from BitTorrent. But I searched for torrents. Found lots more. Btw there's no way that these aren't filled with malware. Google has shitty screening filters.

Who thought this was a good idea?
It's useless for screws, bolts, nuts etc.
Can't even work with Phillips screws.
All time fail!

Are you sure you're pretending?

Are you?

Who would have thought it would be bad to use a general purpose, Turing complete computer for more than a single task

github.com/jimdigriz/debian-mssp4

there are a long list of issues there.

I said create you fucking retarded.

>can't do simple tasks like view/create webm
>can't download torrents
You're definition of what defines a computer is sorely out of scope.

And the iPad Pro 12" makes an excellent 2nd monitor for my Surface Book.

Kek

That true tone does look comfy

But tham those iPads are expensive.

>tfw Apple keynotes get worse and worse every year since Jobs died

how are you guys this easily baited?

This years is going to be good.

I'm actually looking forward to see how they are going to justify the removal of the 3.5 jack. It has to be good.

I can view webm on my iPhone.

It will probably really straight forward and dull reasoning. Sup Forums will try and make some meme of it but no one will be laughing when a few, if not most companies follow suit.

Enjoy battery draining at rapid speed due to no HW acceleration for anything other than H.264/H.265.

Why? Nobody watches more than maybe 5 minutes of webm/day. It's not like you 1% per minute of viewing. Besides if you do watch more then you spend too much time on Sup Forums.

Lucky for me that my Apple iPhone comes with the best cpu that a smartphone can have,

what an odd looking web browser

This is the VLC app, but Apple Safari plays all web videos like that.

It's not expected to. The shitpad on the other hand

What if you touch the exposed prongs when it's connected?

i do both of those things on mine, what are you talking about

Laughed harder than I should have

I bought an iPad Air 2 128gb 4g second hand in perfect condition, it's comfy

They are overrated though and I have been known to waste my money on expensive memes before

At the end of the day if it's not for you that's fine

>>can't do simple tasks like view/create webm
Not everyone is shit posting on Sup Forums all day.

>>can't download torrents
Why you can't just get a job and pay for Spotify and Netflix?

It was a 20a plug

And why would it do either of these things ?
This is the worst comparison I've seen in a long time.

this is on par with food analogies

>BR standard plug

The best plug you mean

There are a ton of them, I don't know a single one that isn't on the store.

The two exposed prongs ? Nothing.
Unless you're using fucked adapters that you shouldn't be using in the first place, but then you likely have worse things to worry about. Like why your house is on fire.

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What's the video

why would you need torrents?
if you can afford ipad then you can afford to use itunes
for poorfags there is android tablets (they still make those?)

>Don't lose your WalMart nametag! :D :D :D

So he can get iShit 10% off?

why cant it do those things?
is it a computer or some sort of toddler tablet?

After playing with the pen in a store i must say the 12" pro becomes a lot more compelling, when i previously thought it was almost too big.

It probably sounded better in his head

>who needs torrents anyway

applefags crack me up

>Don't track me!
>I'm heavily insecure about all the porn i watch!

i can look at webms on my ipad all the time wtf are you talking about

Now, I don't even argue the 12.9 iPad is retarded. Then, you tell me what else is better for reading a lot of PDFs other than the 9.7 one.