These things never ever work!

These things never ever work!

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Some do. The ones at my work seem like they're F1 turbos stapled to the wall. You can hear them two floors up. Literally makes your skin flap around like you jumped out of a plane.

>wash hands
>blast them with germs again
Why do people use these?

Some gas stations I go to still use the mounted cloth towel for everyone to dry their hands on.

That should not be legal this day in time.

Just use a tissue or wipe it on your fucking shirt when you're not dressed formally. It's just water.

>wash hands
>open the door using the same handle people who didn't wash their hands use
It's inevitable

Use your foot.
Use a tissue.
When it's high traffic, wait for someone else to open the door.

I always hated those ones that used very little air compared to the ones that blasted your hands with air.

>not sticking your dick in one
Feels good, man

>washing your hands
this is why you faggots then need vaccines and antibiotics: if you don't train your immune system it will always be weak, medicine 101

>Some gas stations I go to
why ever use a gas station bathroom? if you're in a place remote enough that that's the only bathroom, you may as well piss on the side of the road

>using your foot to turn a doorknob
Yeah okay shitstain

why ever use a gas station bathroom?
Because you need to piss or shit?

>Yeah okay shitstain
I posted several options and I have literally never seen a public bathroom with a door-knob. Vent your frustration on someone else.

ITT: pussies afraid of germs

LOL
>flooding your body with foreign bacteria
>which in turn floods your body with antibodies
>where does your body get the resorces for these antibodies
>where does your body get the resources to repair itself after having to deal with the damage of said foreign agents
>how does your body then dispose of the now non needed antibodies
literally nothing good comes from your bullshit about "le training immune system" which btw is exactly what vaccines do.

tl;dr i took your satirical shitpost far too serious.

I'm not a germophobe in the slightest, dumbass.

>I have literally never seen a public bathroom with a door-knob
Nice anecdotal evidence, I have plenty of times.

is that how they have to install them in australia

Probably americans

We got pussies in this country that still vaccinate. It's not like polio is going to return anytime soon.

>Nice anecdotal evidence
Evidence for my personal observation? I did not write that they don't exist. Are you a special kind of stupid?

>Because you need to piss or shit?
>shitting in a public bathroom that doesn't have modern amenities and/or somewhat clean
>pissing in a dirty bathroom instead of on side of road

And also when they do, your hands are still wet even you kept them under blow for 10 seconds

There is no bacteria or viruses on the door handle to a bathroom.

I have cultured multiple swabs from bathrooms nothing grows on the handles.

The antibacterial shit from the soap is poisonous as fuck and builds up a film of scum that kills anything.

No but you clearly are.

Fuck off, you're the worst tripfaggot on the board.

Er antimicrobial.

>tu quoque
kek

Lol get triggered you fucking tool.

lol eat a dick you piece of fucking shit. Go dive off an overpass.

The metal has some shit as well to do with it. Like the antimicrobial glass for phones.

It ionizes shit.

These things always work!

Sup Forums users (or Sup Forums users in general).

I love those. Only time I ever wash my hands is when the bathroom has a Dyson Blade

Those things are basically death traps.

Enjoy your aids.

This takes me back. I remember the first time I pissed into one of those thinking it was a "smart urinal". Fun times...

How fucking tall are you lol.

How fucking dumb are you lol.

use your shirt

they also blasts microbes all over the entire room

Stop making shit threads.

My college had those in the main building. The ones in the bathrooms in residence were the shitty ones OP posted instead though.

Meant for

I fucking hate these things. They are so fucking loud. Also I usually also like to wash my face in the summer, maybe blow my nose. Can't do this with this abomination.

>dat sound
>BWOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I got scared the first time I used it.

>wipe it on your fucking shirt when you're not dressed formally
My dude!
And if you are and are desperate, you can dry them on the shirt behind your back if you have suit top on.

no, the air is filtered

Watch yourself, being germaphobic could make you vulnerable to the Japanese cold.

what medium do you use to grow them? what temperature?

Literally are you an ogre or fucking bigfoot or something

Dyson airblade

>These things never ever work!
The fuck you talking about, shit feels good on my balls.

this so much
wipe face with hands, dry hands, repeat 2-3 more times
even worse if you got a stain on your clothes
public bathrooms arent just for shitting

>These things always work!
They've been recalled due to a serious issue. I suggest you avoid them whenever possible.
waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/07/14/dyson-hand-dryers-recalled-after-sucking-the-life-out-of-23-people/

Because they are shitty fumagalli's knock offs.

>"Mr. Criggdon was actually happy to stroll out of the toilet without washing his hands, the vileness of which we can talk about on another occasion, but he walked by the Dyson and it automatically switched on sucking him into its path and that was it – the life was sucked right out of him,” Hingley admitted.

>Criggdon’s deoxgenated corpse was found by cinema cleaners and has become the final nail in the airblade’s coffin as a total of 1 million units have been recalled today.

Kek

Those things displace water they don't dry your hands lol.

>I have plenty of times.
Nice anecdotal evidence.

What's wrong with dispensible paper towels again? Much quicker than either dyson or whatever wall-mounted POS.

1. Take piss
2. wash hands
3. use only paper dispensers or dry hands in pockets after dripping as much water off as possible
4. steal extra paper to open handle of door
5. unless you live in a poverty place, there will be garbage at door for people who don't want ecoli on hands
6. return to society relatively germ-free

Anecdotal evidence doesn't apply here. My point was that opening the door with your foot doesn't work when the door has a doorknob. If I have seen one bathroom in my life that has a doorknob it's still a valid point as it's proof that such bathroom doors exist.

I beg to differ zura

>never wash hands
>haven't been sick for years
git gud

That's disgusting.

>being a germophobe

Overengineered garbage. When you turn it on, you have to stiffen up your arms or else your hands will touch the two yellow parts. The bottom also acts as a reservoir for germs because water pools there and there's no drain in the middle. The entire design is literally pointless, it's just different for the sake of being different. It's like drying your hands with a fucking Rube Goldberg machine.

Seriously, here's the definitive list:

>God tier: Paper towel dispenser with motion sensor. Wave your hand in front of it, and paper towel automatically dispenses.
>High tier: Xlerator hand dryer. It's loud as fuck but it blasts the water from your hands.
>Mid tier: Simple paper towel dispenser where you pull the paper towels from the bottom.
>Mid-low tier: Electric hand dryer that turns on with the huge button. I always just use my elbow to hit the button.
>Low tier: Dyson Airblade (see above)
>Shit tier: Paper towel dispenser with hand crank. Come on now, that's just stupid.

SHART

I stole one from work and installed it in my bathroom. So awesome. Comes on suddenly in the morning if you get to close to it and scares the shit out of my wife.

I'm sure you have no issues rubbing yourself all over a wall in a bathroom.

No thanks, I'll just dry my hand on my pants like a normal person.

Had to Gag, thx
Will not use these again...

Read a report that these things are really good at distributing bacteria etc all over the joint.

i find they're also good for getting semen out of your fingertips when you finish jerking off dudes int he bathroom

If you're getting semen under your nails I don't think you're jerking dudes off correctly.

>Implying germs exist

Wew lads, well, someone needs to fill Mr Shekelstein's pocket, right?

>Wash hands
>Wipe them down with germs again
Wyf

kys

fuck off sheldon

There was a study funded by paper towel companies that basically said "dyson hand driers distribute germs etc." But they did two tests. The first was drying after washing with soap and water. The second without washing at all. Paper towels did win the second one easily, because you have mechanical friction that removes some germs. In the first test both were on par. So if you wash your hands before drying them you are fine.
tl;dr Dyson hand driers are perfectly fine

and btw if you don't wash your hands you are a filthy subhuman and should be euthanized

do this, turn the blower so it faces up, then drop a huge spit (dont spit, just release it) while it blows.

Murders forests

i piss in those, so that people who think they are drying their hands are actually getting pissed on

That's gross dude.
Are you 14 or something?

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>wipe hands with paper towels
>just cover your hands with germs again

Just because they're in a plastic box doesn't mean they're sterile, you dumb fuck. The second you touch ANYTHING after washing your hands, you've gotten some kind of microorganisms onto them again.

Stop obsessing with keeping your hands completely sterile, it's impossible and actually worse for your health than the alternative. The anti-bacterial soap/hand sanitizer cocktail you fuckers coat your hands with so much more often than necessary dries out the skin of your hands, eventually causing cracks in the fingertips and palms which, guess what? ARE A VECTOR FOR INFECTION, not to mention an entry point for all that poison you slather all over your hands to enter your body.

You are literally dumping poison onto yourself for fear of a common cold. Anyways, as long as you don't rub your eyes or stuff your fingers up your own asshole and/or open wounds after handling something in a public place, you're pretty much fine anyways. Both the nose and mouth are well equipped to keep out invasive organisms. Studies show the leading point of infection from shit like colds or the flu is the eyes.

so if I want to get sick easily near Christmas time I should try touching doorknobs and shit then rubbing my eyes?

I always put my head under those for a minute when it's cold

...

you understand vaccinations are the second largest thing keeping polio from returning? aside from hygiene standards?

Shake lots of people's hands too. Also, handle money.

I work in a casino, and let me say that despite my earlier post, I wash my hands first thing whenever I go on break. The air-dryer there isn't actually a Dyson-blade, but its so fucking powerful it just blasts all the water off my hands anyways. I couldn't give less of a shit about it blowing "microbes" onto my hands. There are microbes literally fucking everywhere. All I need is to get the fucking perfect storm of poker chip cocaine/herpes off my hands and I'll be fine.