In Vegas

In Vegas

Hiring an escort (tomorrow) with fake titties.

Thinking about getting body paint and having her paint "install Gentoo" across her tits. Would Sup Forums be interested in this?

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yes, do it faggot

If all OPs weren't shitmongers I would say yes but I know that nothing is going to come of this

I will make the deliverable sfw. Can you think of anything better than "install Gentoo"?

You're a sad person.

>thumbnail

Yes

Nah, it's gonna happen bro. I am on my phone but I would give you a link to the escort if I could. Google "meet Jade escort" if you can. She is based out of Tampa, but she will be in Vegas for a while.

cat /yourdick > /mypussy

have her paint it on your tits you fat guck.
do it and be in humor threads for the next decade.

Sure, but I doubt she will let you take pics. Double bag that dick user. You don't know how many other beta losers with cooties she's fucked.

If you pull this off this is how legends are born. Screencapping this thread now and checking back tomorrow. Godspeed, OP.

sudo dd if=/dev/dick of=/dev/pussy

>2010 + 6
>still lying on the chons

Shame of you for trying to get anons hopes up. I only replied to this thread because of your trips.

Trips don't lie you fucking newfag.

Hell yeah.

Op here>Sure, but I doubt she will let you take pics. Double bag that dick user. You don't know how many other beta losers with cooties she's fucked.


Most will if you allow them to conceal their face.

Yeah man, it might be a bit longer than tomorrow, but it will happen with some escort for sure, fake titties, Gentoo and all. I will deliver within the week.

>Double bag that dick user

OP here,

On phone, on phenibut, and a fairly drunk, but I will make it happen, my Sup Forumsentoomen. I guarantee it. If not with her, then with someone else.

Seeing an escort tonight. She has smaller tits, so it won't work as well. Hookers are fucking awesome.

Why not put Install Gentoo on her lower back and fuck the shit out of her, maybe even put her in a purple cow costume?

>meet Jade escort
she's fat, lol

So this is what a sex slave looks like.

That's rape

This

Fat escorts are never fun, especially when they try hard to be overly sexy and have clown makeup.

Op here,

It's all about the tits, bro. She has a fat, butter face (no double entendre intended) but the titties. Goddamn, those tits.

>tits
made of plastic.

Fuck sfw. Just link it on another site. I wanna see dem fake escort tiddies.

I had an asian prostitute with fake tiddies a while ago. Worth the $100, kinda wish she was younger, but pussy is pussy.

Yeah I might try to find a K girl instead, if I can find one with huge tits (not so hard), and allows pics (hard, K girls don't usually do "amateur pornstar") I will probably go with a K girl. There's like 6 K girls listed here in vegas.

but for open source tits

10/10

> having such a small dick that you don't even need to use bs=

;_;

i was there yesterday, we shouldve both posted then. you couldve joined me at the poker table with mr white and then later when i took up the challenge of playing against the kernel designer in the blackjack machine. I had almost every card accounted for. I think so, anyway.

damn i always wanted to do that. just once in my life can i fuck a hot porn looking bitch? feelsbadman

Include me in the screencap please. Hello, /reddit/.

Do it faggott

>Americans

She's T H I C K. Doubt OP's cock is big enough for her though

what the? too fat for me. you can get way hotter girls in vegas bro. like model looking girls.

Are hookers open-source?

fuck off

>fake titties.
shit taste .. but i expect nothing less from a virgin

Posting in le epic thread hoping that OP deliver

She has at least 73 reviews.

you won't post a thing, you faggots are too anti social to approach another human being, let alone a woman.

Why don't you just get a gf

You autismo freak

You better deliver, OP.

Enjoy your super AIDS.

Cuck

T H I C C

outbidding OP right now

>w why would he do this

Fellow windows enthusiast? You better be getting blue body paints then

Am I missing something here? This girl is not fat, at all. I'm assuming I am either looking at the wrong girl or you're expressing jealousy in a pretty pathetic way

>Why don't you just get a gf
oh yea thats super easy. faggot

Get here to write "chmod 777" on her chest.

make her say windows chan is better than that slut Amada

Usually more expensive too.

gonna make her tattoo clippy on her right boob

>website
>I am petite
kek

>fake titties

kill yourself and the whore

>Hiring an escort (tomorrow) with fake titties.


You're purchasing proprietary pussy. That makes Stallzmanz sad.

Find a local slut that offers open sourced pussy, and the gesture will be more fitting on Sup Forums.

It means be sure to wear a condom.

>still nothing
What a surprise!

>fake
no thanks

i thought that i was on /r9k/

>9/11 checked

OP, you are not sad, just strange. Make her paint a Tux on her belly and a Beastie over her tramp stamp.

Who cares, this has potential to be something really funny or interesting.

she is hot as fuck

instagram.com/p/BHtAyCJDbG5/?taken-by=jade.jaydenn

bet she doesn't even have a dick you faggot

Op is a lying fag. He likely realized this last minute and couldn't find a man whore in such short notice

OP is a fag

Kys nigger

not happening lol

This thread has trolliosis.

Agreed.

It's been aout 24 hours, OP. Where you at?

I work in Vegas, if I find this hoe I will get both of you kicked out just for the fuck of it

she looks like a fucking alien lmao

American here. Just know, some of us here aren't completely braindead and find this shit inane and obnoxious as well.

you're obnoxious who cares if you're american

No.

OMG THIS.

>op got aids and died

Or he got arrested since hookers aren't even legal in Vegas

Fuck off to Europe you brown nosing faggot

Where are my pics op?

>hookers aren't even legal in Vegas
if this is true that's fucked up

Do it you faggot. Post it on Sup Forums later.

she's a prostitute not a fucking online pizza order form

Is OP alright?

WE'RE STILL WAITING

He probably got robbed

Why are you paying OP? Girls want sex too. I'm sure there are many who would do it for free.

where is this motherfucker

This is the only correct answer

This is America. No women does it for free.

Did OP get robbed by the hooker?

Probably

pls put me in the reddit screencap

Get a nice hooker fagget. Small tits firm body and no butter face. Whats wrong with u r u gay

Dat ass. Niggers have definitely been up in there, OP. Being a man of color myself, even I'd recommend a haz-mat suit when hitting that shit.