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fuck off

Haskell

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delusional Csharts thinks this can't happen to them

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xamarin is a fucking useless bloated layer on top of the java android api

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POOJEET MY SON

i'm a little outdated here, why oracle certified professional?

C# and java are "poo in loo" languages, at least according to the epic reddit meme

>java android api
Which is already a bloated layer on top of Linux.

i know about C# and Java, but isn't that oracle certificate supposed to teach you more than just java?

Watch out loo lovers, we're coming for you
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>making a new thread 10 posts before the bump limit because you got butthurt that you lost the argument

>C# and java are "poo in loo" languages
Exactly!

>at least according to the epic reddit meme
To my knowledge reddit is quite font of shitty languages like these.

>indian with southern accent
Lord, what an abomination.

>patel
>running for senate
>saying "i was diagnosed"


too many fucking meme references in 1 video

You racist white boys have no place here, this is our designated street now.
youtube.com/watch?v=3NXK6FY4P3k

friendly reminder that the people who unironically hate java are fantastically incompentent and like to delude themselves into thinking similar/worse languages like C# are somehow infinitely better

Your picture is offensive. Please remove it.

why does Sup Forums make indians out to be total monsters?

nice try carposter.

>>>/tumblr/

at least put a trigger warning on that picture, pal

t. never worked with pajeets or possibly a pajeet himself

Will do the needful.

the world isn't some homogenous leftist utopia, try actually seeing it for what it really is, look at news from india or something

Java is ok. It's not as fast as C++ and not as simple as python, but it lays somewhere in between giving you fine performance without worrying about memory, lifetimes etc.(most of the time)
It's just people going full retard with patterns, enterprise code and overcomplicated libraries that make you want to kill yourself. The language itself is quite nice, especially with lambdas and stuff.

Please use a cute anime girl next time.

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