/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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>Discord channel
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chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• user's postman gets too friendly • Jew user buys 30cents engagement ring • Seed user buys more chink seeds • Reminder for all anons visiting the USA • user received his music fedora • More user being lewd with Ali reviews • user shows off his loot

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aliexpress.com/item/Nomos-Watch/32683357599.html
ebay.com/itm/Kingston-FCR-MLG4-MobileLite-G4-Multi-Function-SD-microSD-Card-Reader-/151919572718?hash=item235f1cb6ee:g:RMwAAOSwbYZXXmI6
aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-All-in-1-USB-3-0-Card-Reader-High-Speed-Memory-Read-Card-For-TF/32435741721.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=59686dcb-fb1d-447f-868d-2f97f4b45564
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aliexpress.com/item/1-pair-Cheapest-Relaxing-Replacement-Ear-Cushion-Pad-Soft-Foam-Headphone-Pro-for-Koss-for-Porta/32563099702.html
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ebay.com/itm/Al-Ti-alloy-PRO-USB-3-0-Professional-Card-Reader-CF-Micro-SD-TF-SDHC-PC-Silver-/281979418990?
aliexpress.com/item/vatcuum/32304778899.html
youtube.com/watch?v=3FSuAP5Y7og
cnbc.com/2016/08/19/xiaomi-hints-at-a-more-sophisticated-virtual-reality-headset.html
aliexpress.com/item/anything_here/32437175216.html
youtube.com/watch?v=ttkRU6c4eYU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

first for vickys gaping asshole

second for baby mouth car vagina

third for tipping your mailman

fourth for glass uerthral play

fourth for fucking your sister

sixth for shit thread

seventh for incestual onaholes

Wrote news for a new thread but looks like you got to it before me, posting it anyway because it looks like you missed some.

- user has a cute relationship with his mailman, finds commonality in chink shit - user orders chinky jewelery complete with a $0.30 zircon, sure to impress the ladsies - Ruski sputnik poster arrives - Xiaomeme 10,000MaH batteries go up in price , no longer ship to Australia or New Zealand - user orders more seeds, fails to comprehend that growing things from seeds is more expensive than buying from a store - user orders some weeby statues and posters, is suspicious of mail man - user explains the custom of tipping in the US, *only* have to tip 16 different professions - user orders an MP3 player, will order shark to match soon - user believes CRKT has been chinking the western world for years, claims the chink knife is the real CRKT drifter without logos - user finds hot deals of fedoras, sales skyrocket as anons rush to buy - user contracts chink madness - user plans to do a Magic Schoolbus on himself using chinky medical equipment, believing that the years people spend studying for a degree in medicine are a joke - user gets chinked on a hydrometer, which arrives in tiny glass pieces - user gets $4.50 leather wallet , fiber cloths , Water bottles , a hydrometer , and a large syringe - user comes to the realisation that the need for companionship in his life can't be filled with chinky toys and jerking it to slutty reviews on Ali and GB - user is scared by Danbo doll, is worried about being chinked in his sleep - Comfy tech reviews shows anons how to build a sound system on a budget using chinky supplies coupled with thrift stores

Tenth for DAP
>Captcha: 6969

Alright m8s, Comfy Tech Reviews user here. I've made a quick video on how you can harness the chinks and your local thrift shop to get a great sound system for next to nothing. Featured is a really good amplifier you can get off AliExpress.

youtu.be/76w-Efjwagg [Open]

I'll be doing a watch comparison video next comparing the DW, Nomos and a few others. Stay tuned.

don't talk about Vicky's asshole like that, I'm sure it's a very nice compact asshole

can you review glass penis sounding and baby mouth car vagina?

PEDDLE PEDDLE YANG

fuck off comfy

How much is that in real money?

oh so that's how they deliver our packages

Also learn how to fucking type a •

????

I'm buying a case for my Orange Pi

Translucent black or translucent blue?

Comfy isn't the regular OP numbnuts

>Use sellers shipping method

mush, MUSH

Transgender orange desu senpai

wait what

I wrote the extended news, I'm not the regular OP nor comfy.

...

literally fucking yourself you retard

oh

>chink shit general
>chink shit
>chink

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chinks are just low tier gooks
same shit

I'm sorry user but that was not one of the available options

It's not yen white man

I got a prepaid visa gift card for my birthday, and want to buy a capture card for shitty Let's Plays with buddies. I don't know ANYTHING about these things though.

Is this an actual capture card? Should I expect it to work? I'm afraid this is just some kind of weird adapter and there's no actual capturing thats gonna happen with it, 6 bucks seems low for this kind of equipment

aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Black-USB-2-0-Video-Capture-Card-Converter-PC-Adapter-TV-Audio-DVD/32674311344.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.10.3Tq8pL&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10065_10055_10054_10059_10058_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=26632c3b-1bc7-46f5-adaf-43167405ccdb

For every 10packages a dog has to dye

Poor doggo, bastard chink

ok chink whisperers, when will I get MIUI 8 on my redmi note 3 qualcomm?

>Let's Plays
fuck off

>You must be 18 or older to post on this website

Sometime next spring.

and then it become food

What are some interesting Sup Forums related electronics to get?
Fishing for ideas.
There was an user who posted a chink oscilloscope and function signal generator setup before that looked interesting.
Or chink audio mixers.

I'm just liking the looks of some of these. Any ideas guys?

Hey, I made it to the news.

you dont scare me and you cant stop me

i've been looking for one cheap, but the cheap ones are all shit, so i stumped up the cash for an avermedia lgx

I justify my purchases saying I'm saving some in the long run, I've still spent far too much for someone on minimum wage.

I had bad luck with these cheap dongles too, but I ended up getting Magewell XI100DUSB dongle.

For clones search: XI100D

When buying speakers at thrift stores and other places, make sure that you check the foam surrounds on the outside of the speaker cone, since that tends to disintegrate on older speakers. Don't poke it, since it will cause a mess. Just lightly run your finger around the foam, and if any small particles flake off it means that it's gone bad.

On the other hand, foam is really easy and cheap to replace, and if you're lucky you might find some hifi speakers that someone put out on the curb not knowing that they can be fixed.

Autism.

Btw, you need to count the waiting days

DIY radio kit?
gearbest.com/kits/pp_427174.html

>tfw waiting on chinkshit
>local sorting centre goes on strike so no mail.

Buy more knives.

yeah a chink HAM radio setup sounds neat

I keep intending to but a lot of the stuff I ordered so long ago that I can't really put a time frame on arrival.

It's not really autism, it took like half an hour to make up and it lets me keep track of my expenses and shit.

I gotta wait to see if they'll get through customs in glorious surveillance state of Australia

well, how shit we talking here, because I only own an SDTV anyway and do not plan to record HD content for that reason

Where where get mi pad for my wee lad?

where it is the cheapest.

Will German customs collect a chink knife if I try to import one?

Is this the new terrorist watch?

SainSmart New Electronic Crystal Table Watches DIY Kit for SCM LED Watch Digital Watches for Arduino
s.aliexpress.com/AZnARFFJ
(from AliExpress Android)

Are they nazis or something?

>having to solder processors just to know the time

>jew user
im not jew :(

the processor is socketed.

Ali express as far as I'm aware, but do you guys have a go to seller or a better site?

>for Arduino
the arduino meme dies today

>I got a prepaid visa gift card for my birthday
Okay i'm gonna stop you right there
As someone who recently got hit with a restriction on my aliexpress account for using a prepaid card, make sure your prepaid card has your personal name attached, because if they figure out it's a prepaid card they will just cancel the order until you find a way to successfully appeal

I think you should google "solder processors" if you're so unaware of your own memes.

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They pretty much are. I once imported a tiny little scissor and I had to visit the customs office to open the package so they could check on it. Package also had a "dangerous shit inside" or something sticker.
I think a knife would flip them out. Or maybe I just got unlucky. That's why I was asking.

i'm a bit slow today, it hit me as i posted it.

You keep forgetting karpathyz.

Im an single engineer who makes way to much, filling up the void in my life with chink shit in the mail once a week.

Any good sd card readers out there?

F U C K

Okay, will any of the other chink shit sites not do this, then?

>/CSG/ APPROVED CANCER LIST
/csg/ didn't and never will approve youtube cancer

kingston USB 3.0 the little metal one
ugreen makes a couple of nice ones.

hello, /csg/ here, i do approve youtube videos

Thanks, friend. I'll check them out

Why would they? I mean, last time I was in Germany folding knives and fixed blades were sold as over the counter stuff. You're probably better off checking with your customs office than mongolian clay motion forum

Also, got today newest haul of chink stuff: 2 James Donkey mice, some trackpoint caps and 100 microfiber cloths. The mice feel pretty allright, altough the cable is kinda snaggy. Scroll wheel is smooth as fuck tho, not to mention these mice have a physical switch to turn off the gamer leds. Buttons also feel allright, side buttons maybe bit spongy before actuation point. Also the grippy rubber on the sides is super grippy. Not too sure about sensor, but it seems to be about the par of my old mouse(Gigabyte M6800 Worth 7 bucks? Yeah.

Also the microfiber cloths I got, those are bit thin but otherwise similar to most microfiber cloths for eyeglasses I've seen, seem to work allright for my glasses, phone and camera optics. And it's like 5 dollars for 100 pieces off ebay, so no need to worry about losing one as I can keep these on the counter next to tissues.

Boy do I love me some chink watches.

Got my chink "Nomos" watch today. I really don't think you can get any better for $5. It has a nicer feel than the Daniel Memeington watches and it's a little heavier so it feels more quality. The watch is very quiet and does not tick loudly.

Only downside to the watch is the garbage "genuine leather" strap it comes with. So for the time being I'm using the Daniel Wellington nato strap on it.

aliexpress.com/item/Nomos-Watch/32683357599.html

>no Tiech Tablets

ebay.com/itm/Kingston-FCR-MLG4-MobileLite-G4-Multi-Function-SD-microSD-Card-Reader-/151919572718?hash=item235f1cb6ee:g:RMwAAOSwbYZXXmI6
aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-All-in-1-USB-3-0-Card-Reader-High-Speed-Memory-Read-Card-For-TF/32435741721.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=59686dcb-fb1d-447f-868d-2f97f4b45564
aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-All-in-1-USB-3-0-High-Speed-Multi-Memory-USB-Card-Reader-For-SD/32437175216.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=59686dcb-fb1d-447f-868d-2f97f4b45564


i don't know how to shorten ali links

Any porta pro fags here?
I need new ear cushions for my pair.
Any experience with these thick ones?
aliexpress.com/item/1-pair-Cheapest-Relaxing-Replacement-Ear-Cushion-Pad-Soft-Foam-Headphone-Pro-for-Koss-for-Porta/32563099702.html

Or should I just go with these
aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-6xReplacement-Earphone-Ear-Pad-Earpads-Sponge-Soft-Foam-Cushion-For-Koss-For-Porta-Pro/32464397071.html

DELETE everyting after the html

aye ta laddy.

I think this reader is worth of mention too. And yeah, nice URLs!

ebay.com/itm/Al-Ti-alloy-PRO-USB-3-0-Professional-Card-Reader-CF-Micro-SD-TF-SDHC-PC-Silver-/281979418990?

Thanks for spoonfeeding me. I think all the text describing the actual product can be replaced/removed. Same with the random crap after the "html?"

tried 2, both DOA, so yer mileage may vary, but it's pissing cash (no matter how small the amount) away.

I'm sorry but the strap is ugly.

2$ keyboard mini vacuum.
This is so bad.

aliexpress.com/item/vatcuum/32304778899.html

youtube.com/watch?v=3FSuAP5Y7og

$28 for what looks to be a luxurious version of the most basic cardboard headsets out there, at least it has that Xiaomi name on it that you all love so much and Gaybest has a coupon XMVRYT that makes it $20

cnbc.com/2016/08/19/xiaomi-hints-at-a-more-sophisticated-virtual-reality-headset.html

Yeah, the bit between /item/ and the number.html like so
aliexpress.com/item/anything_here/32437175216.html

How so?

If it's because of the DW on the metal then yes I agree. It's from my DW watch anyways and it's only temporary.

If it's because of the colors, it matches with the watch hands so I don't see the problem.

Nice advice, will keep my eyes peeled next time I'm in one of those salvation stores

Pretty sure Ashens reviewed that in his early days of reviewing Poundland tat, shit had difficulty sucking up crumbs

I think it looks quite nice actually, just seems the strap is the wrong size?

It's the colours.

>Ashens reviewed that
Damn right. He's the OG chink shit reviewer.
youtube.com/watch?v=ttkRU6c4eYU

Package

Yup. Daniel Wellington watch strap is 22mm. Nomos strap size is 20mm.

But like I said, this is only temporary while I get a proper one since the included leather strap is trash.

Masturbatory eggs?

Watch

Feels and looks a bit cheap, okay for $2.87 I guess.