/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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gearbest.com/chargers-batteries/pp_112113.html
gearbest.com/batteries/pp_187046.html
gearbest.com/bike-tools/pp_322049.html
s.aliexpress.com/qqiuyMZN
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aliexpress.com/item/cheap-cable/32409663663.html
aliexpress.com/item/check-your-acidity/32538733403.html
aliexpress.com/item/audio-thingy/32672501980.html
aliexpress.com/item/mic-arm/32636706418.html
aliexpress.com/item/inb4-chinked/32704365823.html
aliexpress.com/item/neckbeard-knife/32690933648.html
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_72597.html
gearbest.com/movies-tv-dolls/pp_410965.html?lkid=10098218
gearbest.com/movies-tv-dolls/pp_410966.html?lkid=10098219
ebay.com/itm/162064223215?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&var=461028561127&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT
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bambambus.de/
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first for butt sex

delete this

gearbest has been selling CRKT stuff for a while, and even some of it still has the logos and packaging.

So, what are you sister fuckers waiting on?

2nd danbo.

Reminder:

Disable AliExpress app's clipboard access. It is trying to chink you.

You can do that with the help of Cynaogenmod's privacy settings and/or xprivacy.

Reminder:
Don't install any chink apps

8th for BMCV

Reminder: disable animations

Please answer guys, gearbest.com/iphone-power-bank/pp_263761.html is it possible to find it for cheaper than that?

>5£ for bookshelf speakers
What is this sorcery

Reminder:
don't, if you don't want your system to feel janky as shit

Friendly reminder that Nitecore doesn't make batteries at all. It's just Panasonic with some plastic and a different logo.

This: gearbest.com/chargers-batteries/pp_112113.html

Is just this: gearbest.com/chargers-batteries/pp_112113.html

Mi Max RRRRREEEEEEEE
...
Oh it is finally in yourop

It was on 'departed from HK' for over 24 hours since the 5:30 time.

I'm pretty sure that UPS is always way faster with their tracking.

And some smaller chink shit including sharkmeme.

really want to see what kind of quality this is

where does the law stand on selling unlicensed romhacks of copyrighted games?

>X is X
really makes the old neurons activate

>posting the same link twice

enjoy your hueg botnet

Got a huge one in the mail this afternoon.

Not much of a fuck is given

Oh fuck!

gearbest.com/batteries/pp_187046.html

Thx I will be sure to taunt the chinks that are watching by storing some pics of my average western dick on MiCloud™.

it's american copyright
and they're all the way in china

I'm waiting for the new Mixza micro sd.

Its a 40L camouflage sack.

Some user was asking about these last week, so I will post a mini-review and more pics.

E-cig
Watch
Tablet stand
Bluetooth speaker for the shower
Water bottle
Headset stand
RAM, CPU and SSD for an old laptop
Silicone Anti-Dust plugs for laptops

Go to your local thrift stores from time to time. The old folks are slowly dying off and their hi-fi 70s-80s audio equipment is being thrown away/donated.

pussy hole for male sexual relief

Rock Zircons
Superlux hd 668b
bm800
64gb shark
some cheapo phone case

My chinkshit of the day

Qisan Magicforce mech keyboard
Pokemon Red + starters Nendoroid
Nazi Lego minifigures
Nomos watch

any links?

this is the only one to hand.
gearbest.com/bike-tools/pp_322049.html

Are iphones on ebay form HK real? i see some for like$200 and they have good feedback

eBay is where the chinks make their money, they'll have an Ali shop and an eBay shop at the same time. So yeah, usually as legit as anywhere else.

my waterfall chink mousepad finally arrived today c:
maybe not be the best print quality but she's a beaut looks fine in a photo, though
amazing for a buck off ali

nvm when i click on the one i wanted price boosted to 600 lol

My sister to get back

Nice. Was asking about backpacks but not sure if it was me.

>Nazi Lego minifigures

Wat ?
Link ?

Gonna measure then saw off your dick?

already got everything I wanted/ordered so far

sharks
microsd adapter
magnetic usb cable
generic usb cable
help me
litmus paper
orico charger
usb sound adapter thingy
mic
mic arm
mp3 player
i have
another mic
slab of silicone with a hole in it
ajazz ak33s keyboard
chink shit dependency
o rings
knife
bluetooth earphones

There are no search results for a "confederate flag". Is there a hidden keyword I should be searching?
Also, same with "Nazi".

Can't tell if you're living in a watercolor world or if you just painted instead of taking a picture.

like I said, it's not the best print quality
next the read the post more carefully, fucko

s.aliexpress.com/qqiuyMZN

They don't have Tibet flags either.

Bhaanchod

Chink OPMT user here, my review is almost finished. I spent today taking measurements with a scale and calipers and I am in the final stage of testing with really just some bottle openers left to test. I should have an overview either tomorrow night or Friday morning for you guys. Please excuse the rushed, shitty quality picture.

Does anyone have the links for the Puck figures on Aliexpress?

I can't find them now

Print quality? I can barely tell what's in the picture.
Go buy the absolute cheapest camera you can find on aliexpress; that's going to be ten times better than your current potato.

You might have eye problems user

I got my 6ft displayport(m)to hdmi(m) cord finally. Works well with my t420, easier to connect it to a TV now. Also works great in connecting another monitor to the dock. Had a DP to hdmi converter before.

Can you post the actual image you sent them? Because it's quite difficult to tell if it's the photo or the print that is garbage.

Rec me.

V necks, boxers, socks, hook me up w a vendor and ill buy you stuff.
-richfag

Yo dawg all you gotta do is smash Dat search function on Ali nigga

you wrote Sup Forums upside down there richie rich

Other than fake Nomos watches, what else is good?

Hey give me some shekels bro, I'll do anything.

I found it like that on ali while browsing custom mousepads

There you go faggot

paint level over 9000

Ask in /csg/ discord or IRC, no one is going to post their full address on Sup Forums even for megabux. Every time it happens by accident on here people delete all their social media out of fear of Anonymoose.

post boipucci instead

>fear of Anonymoose.

Hello my fellow chinkposters i am in the market for the following things, any rec or help is really welcomed:

Sounding equipment
some novelty water bottle
Ice silk panties
A big knife
some cute 15' plush

Got a Qi wireless charger because my last chink one broke. This one seems pretty sturdy, better than my last one. Smaller too. The bottom feet grip could be better, but still better than my last one.

What's the replacement for the shitty gaming mic now that it's out of production?

BM800(With battery)+SOMAKE 7.1 for your vidya

>E-cig
>Watch
>Bluetooth speaker for the shower
>Water bottle
>Headset stand
links?

>wireless charging
>because air has better conductivity than copper

And you can't even use your phone while charging.

>Pokemon Red + starters Nendoroid
link?

The one that doesn't look ugly as shit?
Probably those meme mics like snowball or some shit.

or just buy a dedicated headphones for gaming.

>magnetic usb cable
>generic usb cable
>litmus paper
>usb sound adapter thingy
>mic arm
>slab of silicone with a hole in it
>ajazz ak33s keyboard
>knife
>bluetooth earphones
links?

Will chink bamboo fiber boxers give me cancer?
I'm having a hard time finding bamboo fiber locally.

link?

Where do you live?

germany

I already have a gaming dt770 and just need a mic.

How am I suppose to game and use a desktop mic?

>Will chink bamboo fiber boxers give me cancer?
No, it will give you a permanent erection.

With a mic stand.

>How am I suppose to game and use a desktop mic?

You make a stand, are you thick?

aliexpress.com/item/meant-adapter-not-cable/32697233710.html
aliexpress.com/item/cheap-cable/32409663663.html
aliexpress.com/item/check-your-acidity/32538733403.html
aliexpress.com/item/audio-thingy/32672501980.html
aliexpress.com/item/mic-arm/32636706418.html
aliexpress.com/item/inb4-chinked/32704365823.html
aliexpress.com/item/neckbeard-knife/32690933648.html
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_72597.html

Really hope I don't get chinked on the keyboard.

got something in the mail today

nothing exciting, just some ICs

>not being able to charge without plugging the cable in
>wear and tear on the charging port
>having to be on your phone 24/7

I've got a tablet with a broken USB port. Wireless charging works.

gearbest.com/movies-tv-dolls/pp_410965.html?lkid=10098218
Red + starters

gearbest.com/movies-tv-dolls/pp_410966.html?lkid=10098219
Cynthia

And make you gay if the listings on aliexpress are to be believed.

Breddy sure that the shit I get from a Dutch store actually has german on the labels.
..
Heres a pic of the label of a tshirt

So I assume you krauts can buy it somewhere. These shirts are really nice btw.

I buy from bamboodaddy.nl

Maybe they ship to germanland, but I think you must be able to find a local store. I can recommend the boxershorts the site sells, the one I have has lasted for 2 years already. Bamboo socks were pretty weak tho.

This is why gamers need to be shot and tossed in a green LED covered mass grave.

>E-cig
ebay.com/itm/162064223215?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&var=461028561127&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT
>Watch
ebay.com/itm/131785332607?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT
>Bluetooth speaker for the shower
ebay.com/itm/302030294233?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&var=600826172772&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT
>Water bottle
ebay.com/itm/302029571138?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&var=600825460568&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT
>Headset stand
ebay.com/itm/221972046790?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT

Sorry about the slow reply, mate

Are you okay, buddy?
Need a moment?

I hope so too.
review it once you have it

Oh I searched for bambu kleidung and found the kraut sister of the dutch site.

bambambus.de/

>aliexpress.com/item/meant-adapter-not-cable/32697233710.html

intresting

>aliexpress.com/item/cheap-cable/32409663663.html

have too many already

>aliexpress.com/item/check-your-acidity/32538733403.html

bought two, tried to measure the PH of the soil, just got a brown stripe

>aliexpress.com/item/audio-thingy/32672501980.html

got two of these, actually great Linux driver support but the sound is crap

>aliexpress.com/item/mic-arm/32636706418.html

got a normal mike stand

>aliexpress.com/item/inb4-chinked/32704365823.html

too expensive to order from China

>aliexpress.com/item/neckbeard-knife/32690933648.html

probably won't make it trough customs

>gearbest.com/earphones/pp_72597.html

don't like most of the Chinese earphones, just buy EP-630 everytime they break again

infographic when

what do you need that audio thingy for?

isn't buying fake money illegal in the states?