Give me ONE good reason why a good Chicago Style Pizza isn't GOD TIER coding fuel

Give me ONE good reason why a good Chicago Style Pizza isn't GOD TIER coding fuel.

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You can't get it everywhere?

> coding fuel

Because it's going to clog your blood vessels, including those in your brain, causing reduced cognitive performance and more bugs.

Also you'll be a disgusting fat fuck and die of a heart attack at age 35.

Because you'll get a ton of grease all over the keyboard you slobby fuck.

pretty heavy food that will put me right to sleep

Because Chicago Style pizza is Tomato Sauce Cake you filthy peon.

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>coding

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I almost thought this was one of those /ck/ tomatoe soup shitposts

>chicago style pizza
>pizza

You niggers need to stop fucking with food, you degenerate fucks.

Because there's carbs in it?

dat carb coma tho

>This
Everytime i eat really starchy food like pizza i get really sleepy and can't focus on my work.

The TMNT never ate chicago style. That is how I base all my eating habits.

Chicago style pizza doesn't get into a pizza box easily, so pizza places that deliver don't tend to serve it. Thus, one would usually have to either make the pizza themselves, or go out to eat. If you go out to eat, you can't code. If you make it at home, you spend a good deal of time making pizza that could be spend coding or reading documentation.

It's not the most convenient of foods to eat while working.

>blaming the location of the pizza and not urself

For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE somebody open a deep dish pizza place in Malaysia.

PLEASE!

Why Malaysia of all places? Do you not live in America, the greatest country in the world, Falcon?

>not having a qt thai ladyboy that cooks you pizza
git gud falcon

>chimpcago pizza
>pizza
New York here, you're doing it wrong you fucking morons.

Because you can't code when you have to use both hands to pick up a knife and fork to eat your tomato casserole.

>Wanting to live in a shithole like Chicago
It's like you want to get shot or something

carbohydrates.

pic related is the actual answer.

>Deep dish pizza

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

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>Do you not live in America, the greatest country in the world
USA is the second greatest.

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1. How can you comfortably work with all that bloat?
2. Where are the fucking toppings.....I thought yanks had all the fancy shit

On Chicago style pizza the toppings are under the sauce which goes on the top of what can sometimes be several layers of cheese and toppings.

Its very dense, you'll only be eating one or two pieces at a time you'll only feel bloated if you eat too much.

o boy a nica 'go 'za! justa whata my mamaa usda makea

Chicago style deep dish > New York style thin crust

Because New York style thin crust is WAY better.

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It is... very nice! I like!