/csg/ Chink Shit General

The "nobody gave a fuck to make a new thread" thread

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

News in a few minutes

Other urls found in this thread:

gizchina.com/2016/08/25/xiaomi-redmi-note-4-full-specifications/
s.aliexpress.com/nqmqq6Vj
9gag.com
gearbest.com/wall-stickers/pp_343549.html
pl.aliexpress.com/item/x-wing/32716690349.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/Miniseas-SCT9-NEW-USB-Flash-Drive-64GB-Metal-Pendrive-High-Speed-USB-Stick-32GB-Pen-Drive/138929_32690061632.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/Miniseas-CCT-1-metal-waterproof-4gb-8gb-16gb-32gb-64g-memory-stick-u-disk-pen-drive/138929_32676594881.html
aliexpress.com/item/100-real-capacity-French-fries-4gb-8gb-16g-32gb-64gb-memory-stick-pen-drive-pendrive-usb/32458745882.html
youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4
youtube.com/watch?v=NeKbzxLlEE4
youtube.com/watch?v=s4BQUt-RINw
gizmochina.com/2016/08/25/android-6-0-beta-testing-redmi-note-3-begin-soon/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Any decent cases for the Redmeme? I want something that has good grip

Any decent cheap laptops?

Nillkin or pzoz.

I need a list of memes ... I haven't bought anything in a month due to being out of ideas.

NEWS:

/ What are you waiting on /csg/?
/ Reminder to disable Aliexpress clipboard access!
/ Mi Max for one user has hit ユロッパ
/ user going commando with a 40L sack, review also
/ Cheap chinkshit
/ user gets a low quality mousemat, or his camera is wank
/ user showing of his inside rapper, new mixtape coming soon
/ GET YA PISS CHEAP USB DRIVE HERE!
/ Welcome to the club
/ Tintin figurines
/ user is gonna get some cold shoulder from his missus I bet you
/ user gets some underwear th... HOLY SHIT POO TO THE FINISH LINE!
/ Aussie user cannot wait, doesn't explain his wares
/ With a tea knife, you can cut tea. "The more you know"
/ OMG YES LAWNCHAIRRIDETHING
/ #prayfornoeyecancer
/ "Wang wants your wang", according to user

I'm using a Redmi note 3 pro with a 64GB shark card. How can I get more chink?

Nothing interesting, but I got my customary coupon jewelry and 3D model.

The dota wristband I got because the necklace was too cheap for the required spending limit on the coupon, so I needed it to pad out the price a bit and it was the cheapest thing in the store. Probably gonna give both to my brother.

Enjoy the amazing camera quality of my 5 year old phone.

Also. The metal sheet was a bit bent. But I hope that won't be an issue.

It's a bit more noticeable in person.

More Xiaomeme.

halp csg which one looks least flashy

I havent made up my minds yet

Bottom left imo

I like bottom left and bottom middle.

Granted all look pretty meh because of the plastic band.

7b or 7b2

So I was thinking about buying some fake tees, from aliexpress like Palace and thrasher. Anyone got one already? How are they?

>Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 launched in China, here are the full specs

gizchina.com/2016/08/25/xiaomi-redmi-note-4-full-specifications/

>There still appears to be no B20 support for the Redmi Note 4.

JUST

I think the 1st and 6th look the least flashy. The 5th one too but it's so simple it's depressing.

The 4th one looks nice but it might stand out a bit if that's what you're avoiding here.

>Metal 3D model tanks
Gee, thanks for adding more shit to my chinklist

Bottom left is definitely the nicest looking

Bottom left. Also it looks comfy. Link?

lel at aliexpress stealing clipboard data

You missed out on the user with the new facemask and linking to the previous thread

My Xiaomi Mi Band 2 bought the 2nd of August just arrived.

Now I need a cheap and portable gamepad for smartphones

Yeah, but I had to do this on the fly so we didn't fall off the board.

Last one is still on page 10 so it's still possible.

4gb usb drive for 59 cents
s.aliexpress.com/nqmqq6Vj

>being that desperate to be on the news
kys

Cheers for the backing up

tfw they give that ducks for free in local furniture shop

watch that it doesn't have abysmally slow read / write speeds. I got a free flash drive that isn't worth using for that reason

You missed some news, thanks for filling in for me while I was asleep.

• user's Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 gets stuck on a loading bar after rebooting, turns out user is still on a chink reseller ROM. Please flash your phone to a stock ROM ASAP • user spent it all on chink shit, is poor now • Femanon received a meme emoji mask Previous thread

just win that flag on ebay

(in us is size: 59.05 inches in length; 90cm / 35.43 inches in width)

Waiting on the next life

What's up with that flag?

A Chinese friend of mine is in China now and asks if he should bring me something. Any ideas what's really cheap over there? Thought about xiamoi yi or so.

Nothing, is some police US

400 cans of mangosteen juice, of course

9gag.com

You fucking faggot.

samefag here
just ordered some tea

MOUTH
CANCER

Xiaomi VR, Xiaomi Pen, Xiaomi Piston Air and a Xiaomi Yi

I dont think so its only green tea

Hey Sup Forumsuys
I need something to put on this empty wall , any suggest?

marx portrait

jizz on it every day

should make for a fine painting after a year

Chinese flag

What's the best chink fitbit knockoff? Are they all botnets?

Giant poster of your waifu

hmm, good idea

gearbest.com/wall-stickers/pp_343549.html

MiBand is the only decent one

is there an usb hub that can take power from two usb ports in the computer instead of using an external power supply?
i have two usb ports in a fucked up location so i thought if i could swich them for four or five on my desk that would be great, but fuck more things to plug into the power outlet

pl.aliexpress.com/item/x-wing/32716690349.html
Looks nice, should I buy it?

pay artists from that chinese village paint a portrait of you
(for extra fun have them paint a portrait of Hitler but with your head)

What's the app like?

Currently the best prices for the USB drives.

4GB @ USD$0.50 aliexpress.com/store/product/Miniseas-SCT9-NEW-USB-Flash-Drive-64GB-Metal-Pendrive-High-Speed-USB-Stick-32GB-Pen-Drive/138929_32690061632.html

16GB @ USD$1.98
aliexpress.com/store/product/Miniseas-CCT-1-metal-waterproof-4gb-8gb-16gb-32gb-64g-memory-stick-u-disk-pen-drive/138929_32676594881.html

64GB @ USD$7.81
aliexpress.com/item/100-real-capacity-French-fries-4gb-8gb-16g-32gb-64gb-memory-stick-pen-drive-pendrive-usb/32458745882.html

On Aliexpress, try to check out with my cart
>Sorry, this order is failed due to internet connection problems

What do? First time getting this error.

It's OK
I have the original one and the app is good.

Be very careful with the pieces you need to roll into a cylinder. I fucked mine up at those parts and it looked too janky to bother finishing it.

your internet is in the sorry

bottom middle has the original looks and non-weird numerals but bottom left is the one you should get for that all blacked out look

Fuck I overpaid

Took advantage of those coupons.

Just had a bunch of orders closed due to "security reasons". And appealing seems sketchy as fuck.

were you using a prepaid card

Nope

inb4 v& by the chinks

Pls postman, come now. (He usually comes at this time)

fug, hoped that the based banggood would send my package with nlpost
but nope, it's fucking slow-ass chinapost
thanks huan

don't forget to tip him

I have ordered the ipaky cover for rn3p, anyone have experience with this one?

youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4

pegboard came
in record time

:)

Wait what is that?

youtube.com/watch?v=NeKbzxLlEE4

youtube.com/watch?v=s4BQUt-RINw

looks like a board to test electric components

>no B20
>mediakek

Didn't you throw a hissy fit and retire?

Recommend me a good chink watch.

Fuck off Lithuanian autist, regular OP never quit

Is this a new meme?

tfw android 6 when redmi note 3 is still 5.1

I want this.

www.gearbest.com/classic-toys/pp_424987.html

Install CM you little bitch.

No its stale as fuck.

that french fry one is horrible

So cute.

it's for perler beads

I had 4G issues with CM... Every time it tried connecting to a 4G network, the reception would just cut off. If I force it to 3G it works fine, but what's the point...?

Also, I like the default option of showing my current data usage rate in my status bar, it lets me know if the app I'm using is using lots of data or not in real-time.

It's coming
gizmochina.com/2016/08/25/android-6-0-beta-testing-redmi-note-3-begin-soon/

How very 2005

I'd go for the bottom left.

i heard it's buggy as fuck

don't be a little bitch

Daniel Wellington or Glashütte Nomos rip offs from Ali.

eh, it's relaxing

Android versions on MiUi are meaningless. Mi 5 is android 6.0 and it doesn't have any of it's features (google now on tap, custom notifications, doze).

Other than seeing "Android 6.0" in the settings nothing is going to be different.

laptop cooler/stand any recommendations need one that fits 13 inch ultrabooks

any rom for rn3 that's nougat yet?