Ask a snowcone technician anything

ask a snowcone technician anything.

How many dragon dildos do you make?

Which drug did you ruin your life with?

by "dragon dildo's' you mean xtra large snow cones
then about 2 per week

What's your job like? Is it any fun?

do you use prepackaged ice or freeze it youself (what kind of water if so)

You're running low on wild cherry there.

How much training have you had?

snow cone syrup

Okay follow up.

Who actually buys water melon flavor?

How does this relate to technology?

its pretty fun its great to see childrens faces
I have a place i buy blocks of ice from
they give me a deal
I read a book and made about 10 snowcones
Wild cherry is my favorite
mostly mexicans believe it or not

What training could this possible require. You just pour juice on fucking ice.

the snowcone machine is a piece of technology
you have to be trained to make the perfect snowcone

>correct ice consistency
>syrup distribution levels
>optimal freezing temps

jeez man you put no thought into that post at all did you?

>Tfw I always get watermelon
>Tfw spic

How many children have a successfully lured into your van being a snow cone technician?

I cool my PC with a closed loop snowcone maker

Do you smoke meth and get angry that no one will even make "Snow Cone Simulator 2016"?

>snowcone

it's a fucking ICECREAM REEEEEEEEEE

For some reason I never liked snow cones. I love slushies, I love Italian ices from those ice carts run by spics, but never snow cones.

Can you vape those juices?

Fug

Yeah. I think it is mostly meth talking though.

its all technique
too fast and you have crunchy ice
too slow and it comes out as water
also thisits not so bad the most popular flavor is
pina cliterious

There's absolutely no way that shit is needed. At the most you need to learn how to push the machine on the human takes no credit for the operation.

That's like saying the plebs that work rollercoasters know anything about how the thing was actually created.

I think you mean Snowcone 'Artisan'.

Watermelon flavoring sucks dick, how can you like it?

i'm ok with this thread

Do you work with milk and cream too? Or just water based?

I believe it depends on how much flavoring is added. Too much makes it taste like shit.

none but they always want to see the bottles
it would melt I wouldnt do it
no, but I would love a snowcone simulator 2016
but those germans would can only orange concentrate snowcones
no ITS A MOTHERFUCKING SNOW CONE
its a taste everybody's always asking for cream for some reason
too thick and sticky, clog the pipes
you mix it with water and put it in a humidifier
I know my snowcones
I dont work at fucking starbucks
thats good
just water based

the ice comes in blocks like this

Do you take Bitcoin or other cryptocurrencies?
You should!

How do you become a snowcone technician?
Also how much do you make per month?

So unless everything is done by hand its not our doing? Like whats the point of a programmer if the computer does all the work?

how good is business on winter?

fuck rootbeer
no I don't see any point the only thing people care about around here is FOOTBALL
I bought the trailer
Snowcone wise about 700 month
my other job though 5k

its not open year around
but Ive been thinking about putting my kureg in here selling coffee

Im literally Here till 6

What's your other jobs user?

What does the trailer look like?

I design sprinkler and fire prevention systems for high rise office buildings "well training for it" when Im done training i could make like 200k per year

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>but Ive been thinking about putting my kureg in here selling coffee
Good idea. I usually crave strong coffee after something sweet.

I do not drink coffee but I know people like it