Man Sup Forums, it sure does feel good

Man Sup Forums, it sure does feel good.

>Windows 8.1
>Start8
>Can CHOOSE which updates I install
>No Cortana using 85MB of RAM
>No telemetry
>No botnet
>No automatic driver updates
>SSD is fully optimized on 8.1 unlike 7
>Memory is better optimized on 8.1 than 7 as well
>Motherboard drivers actually supported
>All the speed and aesthetics of Windows 10
>All the stability and desktop friendliness of Windows 7

Why aren't you using Windows 8.1 with Start8 Sup Forums?

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Always deletes my thumbnails for no reason.

...

b-but I am!

>no Telemetry
Do you understand what this entails? You are missing out on all the best features of win10 and it means that Microsoft cannot remotely scan and improve your computer while you are asleep or doing other things on-the-fly.

Telemetry lets your machine take part in a program that improves everyone's computer. Your data is sent to Microsoft and analyzed to improve everyone's experience. They can also remotely solve many problems on your machine with telemetric services

>that huge fuckin start button

Pajeet...

>the botnet speaks

no bully

I like vanilla windows 8.1 Cannot complaint about it. Windows 10 fucked some drivers on everyday laptop so i had to go back. Not complaining, it actually feels confy

r8 my start screen

cute

or you could just be a normal person and use Windows 10

>maki

>got laptop few years back with windows 8
>disliked it but loves windows 8.1
>hard drive dies
>replace with SSD and install 8.1
>decide to upgrade to windows 10 to play minecraft win10 edition
>Windows 10 wrote my SSD to death within 6 months

either I go back to windows 8.1, or I install something like ubuntu or elementary OS on it.

Use 8.1

I still use Windows Vista.

Stick to 8.1 until microsoft either a. shits it up with the continued support or b. eventually ends its support.

If nothing has got better by then maybe it will be time to head to linux.

I had 8.1 with Start8 installed. I got bored and decided to try Windows 10 Enterprise N LTSB which is okay. 8.1 will always be my favorite though.

I need an .iso for Windows 8.1, I have a key that I got from my college but the installer it came with is an .exe that wants me to install 7 first (which in the past, would not load on my laptop). Can't I download an .iso officially from Microsoft?

Being a brain damaged, shit eating retard is not normal.

You can still download windows iso's from their server but microsoft keeps making it more difficult. There's a tool that let's you easily download said iso's, called Windows Iso Downloader, top search result if you google it.

And no, it doesn't come with malware.

Have you tried the installation media tool? You can pick which version of windows you want from 7 to 10 and what version including both 32bit and 64bit as well and have it download the files from microsoft's servers to your HDD in iso format.

microsoft.com/en-gb/software-download/windows8

B8 harder

this is all a lie

it's just them making rupees from selling your data, they don't fix a god damn thing.

thanks, doc

That's the thing, you can't be a normalfag and actually use Windows 10, normal implies that it just werks but it doesn't it never werks

Because Win10 doesn't sperg the fuck out on a 4k desktop.

It's nice Matt

> Arch Linux
> No Shit At All

h-how did you install ahoviewer

github.com/ahodesuka/ahoviewer/releases

b-but I am

I heard there are a lot of games that have some trouble working in 8.1. Also, the only reason i'm still in 7 is because i'm too lazy to fix the mouse bug.

>Can CHOOSE which updates I install
He doesn't know...

>posting maki desktop without source for that wallpaper
thanks user

But... i am?

Who's this semen demon

I didn't know this existed. This is the greatest thing ever

>no botnet

Because I mostly use OS X. My laptop runs Arch. Both are more than capable of doing what I want them to and I don't have to say 50 Hail Stallmans before they'll work together, so I have no reason to use Windows at all.

I am using the superior GNU/Linux.

Because I don't care to, why do you care? None of the problems you're describing affect me so what benefit am I deriving from using it?

>I'm totally gonna show off my not-caringness by replying

>start8
>not using launchy with minimal slate skin
Fucking plebs

>2 clocks

Guys I figured out command prompt how cool am I?

If you really love Kyouko you shouldn't be using anything other than windows 10 to be quite honest

That's not a command prompt

Is start8 lightier in resources than the regular metro screen?

i am, but with startisback, instead of start8.

been playing with the 2016 build of w10 ltsb, though, and i'm liking it enough to consider switching in a few months.

he never said it was

So what the fuck was he talking about then?

I don't know

Ok

perfect

Where can I download pirated Windows 8.1?

pIrAtE bAy

They have no Windows there.

can't be riced unlike 7 can at least be riced

This.


Anybody who talks shit about 8.1 is a Pajeet.

Windows 8.1 is love.
Windows 8.1 is life.

Windows 10 is a shit.


Also 7, and 8.1 have been receiving botnet updates through Windows Update, you probably already have telemetry running.

go to your local best buy and look at the older laptops
boot them into the bios and find the win 8 key there
then go home and use that key on your computer, and activate using the phone thing

Step it up Matt.

>actually using the start screen

If Windows users had a 3-digit IQ, they'd understand how much quicker it is to type the first letters of a program and press enter instead of manually searching a huge list of programs filled with garbage.

to get an iso you should get "random agent spoofer" addon for firefox and select linux, then the .iso link will show up instead of the media creation tool.

I do that with the start menu, why do you need a full screen for it?

Fullscreen or not doesn't change anything for something that pop instantly and disappear within 2-3 seconds, do you need to admire your menu or something? If both start and classic menu have a search feature, why install slower 3rd party shit.

The only difference is the size of the start menu.

You can always turn that off and use a more classic style, but the functionality is identical.

>Sending an email
>Typing a paper

"Oh shit, I gotta open up this page to cite a source"

>Go to type it in
>Doesn't search because it goes by the primary window

Do you see the issue? What's so hard about hitting the Windows key and then typing it? Sure, I could do that with the stock menu, but I literally lose site of what I'm doing to search for something.

I can keep an eye on my work, and search for something at the same time. Start8 is much faster in my opinion than Metro and it looks much better.

>Start8

HE PAID FOR SOFTWARE LMAO

i don't see where she said that anywhere?

Link wallpaper pls

Post wallpaper

you know you can just press print screen on Windows, right?

nani?

> installed win7 in college
> couldn't afford, pirated
> pic related
> now can afford
> impossible to purchase
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>manchildren games
>"Joe"
>muTorrent
>not hiding cursor when taking screenshots
I want to retch.

do NOT bully joe! especially with aria pictures
i'll steal ur sticker nerd

>tfw bought it when it was 20 quids

EHH??

u heard me

>games not in order
baka desu senpai

I'm a Pajeet. Still using OEM version of win 8. Didn't update to 8.1 to dodge force upgrade to 10. Might finally update to 8.1

Classic Shell > Start 8

can some1 give me that maki wall

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>>No telemetry
>>No botnet

user, I don't know how to say this to you, but...

this. I use 8.1

on 7/8/8.1 you can just uninstall the relevant updates, on 10 it's built in from the ground up and there's nothing you can do about it

>8.1
>no botnet
Eight is where they made the entire OS into a botnet. Ten made it a million times worse.

>Not reverse searching the image.
Maki is not impressed, senpai.

Any up to date anti-telemetry list of windows 7/8.1 updates?

>Firefox
>uTorrent
>M-Muh games
>HwMonitor
>Not using Gimp

wew

lel, 7 and 8 were updated with telemetry

so uninstall those updates?

>updating Windows

>SSD fully optimized
>memory is optimized
>no botnet
>this is what gaymers actually believe

Just install blackbox and cygwin, you'll feel comfy as heck.

youtube.com/watch?v=lk7SukjjD2o

I'll upgrade to 8.1 in 2020 when Win 7 support ends.

I am. While 8.1 may not be the perfect OS, it is by far the best OS