You are the owner of the google.com domain for 1 week

Start respecting the users accept-language parameter.

Have it redirect to Sup Forums.

take it down

Redirect all google services to donaldjtrump.com/

Sell it to Yandex. Making Russia great, and sticking a finger to the decadent west

Dedicate it to muh waifu

goatse

Create MyBB forum

Change it to pic related.

Add some stock shares into my name

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black list the entire Australian subnet.

Redirect everyone to some .onion pedophile site

javascript redirect to Sup Forums

Redirect users to the free software foundation website, it might actually get users to use free software.

Sell ad space / the domain back to Google I guess.

reverse search results so all the results that would be on page 1 are on page 4223134 and the ones on page 4223134 are on page 1. Hehehe DEVILISH

sell users data to shitty ad companies and make millions

i would open a GET thread, if quads are even numbers i would redirect to Sup Forums and cause a new eternal september, if odd anons would pick (cant really think of anything outside of black supremacist raping white women or shitting on tumblerittes, both looks kinda stale)

Short Google stock.

Post gay porn.

>hello.jpg

lemonparty redirect

put a ransomware

>redirect to Sup Forums
>watch the world burn
>profit
heh.

sit on my ass and watch the numbers on my bank account go up or something I dunno

Redirect it to the Libertarian Party website, lp.org

DARVILISH

Hehe i probably would do the same thing the massive redpill would be worldwide

Best response even if unfeasible. At least has potentially interesting fallout.

I'm surprised how shitty most of these responses are, but I'm too lazy to come up with anything better.

CRASH THE SERVER

>being this retarded

Sell it

Sell it for 1 billion dollars

WITH NO SURVIVORS

t nigger cattle

I wouldn't be able to obtain a server that can handle that amount of bandwidth, so I would just redirect everything to bing

this would be a very tiny cursor

Fire that faggot moot

YOURE A TOUGH LOAD BALANCER

For you

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Install gentoo

Redirect it to /mlp/

Then die from the ensuing sodium poisoning.

DDOS service. Set the IP to any server you want, massive amount of people trying to visit Google will do the rest.

Redirect to Bing

Sell it.
Definitely sell it.

ITT:
>people not knowing what a domain is

Redirect to Google's IP and become a hero.

I would put a ton of ads and malware on it and would sell the largest botnet of all time

redirect it to highest bidder

Why would someone pay you to ddos them?

put meatspin on it

I hope you realized your mistake

place ads and affiliate links
collect revenue

upgrade from NEET status to retired

Leave everything exactly the same, except pic related.