Hey, B, which language do you love the most?

Hey, B, which language do you love the most?

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>Hey, B, which language do you love the most?
sorry, i have meant g

JavaScript: syntax of c, power of haskell/lisp and java. It's also very beautiful AND the language of the future!

JavaScript because it makes Sup Forums nerds rage cause of its weird parts but if you understand it it becomes a powerful and beautiful language

I also love Go and Dart

Official Sup Forums poll

Let's settle this ONCE AND FOR ALL:

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>the most
>multiple choice

>Official

For the people who can't decide between 2

>people voting Visual Basic
Stop meming please, let's get a serious, official result

French

PHP

>Hey, B,

Where is fortran FUCKER?

Nice, people started voting for real

Currently leading:

>Python, C, JS

Makes sense to be honest

Dude, it's 2016...
Are you into some kind of 80s retro nostalgia or some shit

Body

I bet people voting C are the kind of people who only wrote a fizzbuzz once and feel like leet haxors. Also installed Gentoo to feel great but they actually dual boot into W10 "because vidya"

I don't get the C analogy

Golang.

>no rust

You can tell that the creator of this chart only knew half of the languages he describes..

C and C++

fuck off shill

This. Rust is awesome

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C++, Julia, Lisp (e.g. Clojure), Octave, R.

Check the new, fixed version:

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>Javascript cucks actually believe this.
If you want power, learn C.

C++

Do you use C for web dev fgt?

PHP and Ruby look the cutest in that.

Should I learn angular.js, or start learning html/CSS first?

perfect balance between JS, Ruby, C++, Pascal & Rust in strawpoll

HTML/CSS first. What the fuck are you going to do with JavaScript if you can't manipulate HTML?

yep i write httpd modules

server, desktop applications (like cocoajs)... angularjs is webdev though.

So how useful is angular.js then?

>no X86 Assembly
but user, THATS my favorite

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oh fuck you!

I'm not making another poll you memer

She's 28 years old
14 is the day she was born...
Can't you read basic kanji ?

nope

>javascript
>beautiful
Hah, that's a good one.

Look, I'm not on the anti-js bandwagon. I think it's become a decent language over the years and it's here to stay, but it definitely didn't start out that way and the language itself looks and feels disgusting.

Do you use Javascript for anything other than Web dev?

Yep.
Smartphone apps
Video games

%Y %M %D

I use C for Web.

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maybe learn some kanji ?

"hi" is a very basic one

means sun, also day

Nice meme.

If Google uses JavaScript for creating web apps, it's good enough for me

>Games
Oh, like candy crush saga! Sweet game user!

Hi, sun, day, how are you?

You guys are autistic, COBOL is the language of the future.

IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. FIZZ-BUZZ.

DATA DIVISION.
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
01 CT PIC 999 VALUE 1.
01 FZ PIC 999 VALUE 1.
01 BZ PIC 999 VALUE 1.

PROCEDURE DIVISION.
FIZZ-BUZZ-MAIN SECTION.
PERFORM 100 TIMES
IF FZ = 3
THEN IF BZ = 5
THEN DISPLAY "FizzBuzz"
COMPUTE BZ = 0
ELSE DISPLAY "Fizz"
END-IF
COMPUTE FZ = 0
ELSE IF BZ = 5
THEN DISPLAY "Buzz"
COMPUTE BZ = 0
ELSE
DISPLAY CT
END-IF
END-IF
ADD 1 TO CT
ADD 1 TO FZ
ADD 1 TO BZ
END-PERFORM
STOP RUN.

inaccurate

How so?

You got the images for C and perl mixed up

This. Fuck the haters: it's best language out there right now. People just don't understand how to use its features properly

>B
>g
Lurk more faggot.

What amateur singles oneself out to 1 language? They are only tools. Sure would love to do highperf on js or web frontend on cpp. Laughable

C++ has the most class

Classy women >>> cheap scripts

>highperf on js

Why not? Like you can heavily optimize this so it's ok unless for something EXTREMELY critical.

And also Japan

Example of a non-biased poll

What elaborately accurate curves they are. kek.

C++ Any day, all day, every day.

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this is actually true...

>i want a secure job this month
php, c# and javascript
>i want a good job eventually
c, c++, java
>i want to blog about programming and be an elitist on Sup Forums
any of the rest

>5 votes for Ruby
S h i g g y

I found that the line of productivity and the line of self-assessment are spliced.

Java because it just werks and has all the tool and library support I want

>java
>works

pick one

>$0.01 has been deposited into your Micro$hill (TM) account

The image is making fun of C#

>strawpoll.me/11084093
>can't vote because of proxy

There's only one true language: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calculus_of_constructions

A language that's limited to scripting interfaces can't really be "the languagae of the future". That's like calling a golf cart the "transportation of the future".

Javascript is very enabling for shitty syntax and style. Not sure where people get the "beautiful" from. Good on you if you code in Javascript properly but after I had to refactor an intern's scripts I can say I am really bitter about how this shit just compiled.

>limited to scripting interfaces

wat?

>Lua
>god-tier language
>not even mentioned in this thread
you disappoint me, Sup Forums.

>C# was invented to combine the good aspects of C++ and Java
>Sup Forums grampas are still voting for the antiquated old pieces of crap C and C++

What is your question?

Is there a javascript to binary compiler I didn't hear of or something? A javascript IDE to make offline applications?

Personally:
>C
>Python

Professionally:
>JavaScript
>Ruby

Sucks to be stuck doing webshit, but when the money good and the job can be done from home...

Pajeet place target around loo and poo in it.

python, for people who know it

/thread

>syntax of c
>can't declare variables by type
>no pointers
kys
>power of haskell.
you fucking wish you got even remotely close to functional power
>beautiful.
your standards of beauty are as low as my dick to the ground man.
>language of the future.
N.o

>B

Python tbqh fâm

>80s
excuse me

i think you mean
>50s

>despise JavaScript the actual language
>most want to fug the JS chick

i spent years maintaining a crusty vb6 application. it's terrible but i've grown to love it. nothing surprises me any more and work is damn comfy.

Most modern games are using JavaScript based event systems, not only mini/browser/facebook/mobile games.

exempli gratia?

Lucifer.

>Python in the top 3

Muh niggas

WOW! Check those results.

For all its crying and shouting, Sup Forums such normie faggots.

The order there is exactly same as what's on Tiobe, and a large number of Sup Forums does not even program.

Fucking! Normies!

C++ Master Race

Quadz.

>C
>has a usb dongle
>and all those other useful things

C should be an incredibly sharp knife. It doesn't help you do anything, and if you're a retard you *will* cut yourself badly, but a C master can carve up any problem with the utmost speed and efficiency.

C++ is spot on though, a billion different tools with a bunch of different wants to do something, and you can still hurt yourself even if you're being careful.

I'm a C++ guy, worked with a hardcore C guy on updating a project from the 80s, it was very eye-opening.