/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• user still loves flying his XK X250 posts his setup and another webm • user's new pi case and mouse-pen arrived • MIUI 8 now available for Redmi Note 3 Pro • user's Mi Max came today, feels well built and software is smooth • Somake is no longer a option for the BM-800 microphone (it wasn't that adequate in the first place) SOMAKE is now cutting corners by cheaping out on its internals
• user bought the bigguy4u Anti Pollution Mask • user doesn't like the VE Monk • Xiaomi Mi Max contains Hg, Cd, Cr6+ • user just picked up his new PLEXTONE BX240 • KZ launches yet another earbud, the KZ HDS3 • user finds a good deal on the Xiaomi Piston Basic • Correction* user buys a mechanical keyboard off eBay without consulting /csg/ ends up with a rubber dome keyboard with fake switches Previous thread

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third for buttsex

>gearbest e-mail
>t...thanks

Here's what took 18 days to arrive! And without batteries too.

>MiShaft is up for preorder in china
well boys, time to cave up

>Xiaomi Mi Max
baby mouth car pussy

some postage companies have put a ban on batteries which aren't built in to a device.

i... is that for sounding

Probably got it the wrong way round.

wait what am i supposed to do with this? Stick it down my urethea

Nope, it actually is 36.99.

This knife looks pretty interesting lads, anyone own one?

gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_403631.html

>And without batteries too.
that is a good thing. don't let the chinks stick their spent batteries in your home

TrackerCheckerMobile

at least they are sincere

Well, anons. I'd call myself 25% chinked at the moment.

Sanrenmu is a good make, the 1070 is the more memed model on /csg/ by them. That one seems like a relatively new model.

looks faggy

What is this? Reverse image search hits me nothing

I''m gay

Some more items for a few cents with free shipping, just if you want to buy some more or less useful shit almost for free:

Toothpaste squeezer for 35cent
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Bow tie for 34cent
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String underpants for 24cent
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Tweezer for 34cent
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Key cap for 34cent
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Micro USB to USB C adapter for 34cent
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Egg separator for 24cent
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Micro SD card read for 19cent
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Jesus fucking kill me my life has turned into an endless cycle of buying and fapping to aliexpress models.
www.aliexpress.com/item/big-benis/32690753239.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000015.7.xGEGWL&s=p

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>nougat out
>MIUI 8 is android 5.1

Into le trash it goes, just install CM 13 Ofiicial and Radon kernel.

t h i c c

buying that egg separator for my mom

>24 cent g-string
..Must not buy an entire bag of them

Postin some hype Xiaomi videos


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> mfw I bought the wrong fucking vr headset

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> apple btfo

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> not owning this

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> no words, i'm in love

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> please

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> why don't I own this yet?

>no photo reviews
what is the point

why haven't you ordered your quadcopter yet?

Its shit doesnt worth 24 cent desu

so it does not separate?

What model is that?

To the user who wondered how to chink the chink, make up some believable problem like the usb cable is broken or smth and sellers will send new or refund most of the time

Ofc dont be a dick to those chink ppl, they are very kind and helpful

Nope

Hello Lei Jun

XK X250 with a Mate808 keychain camera instead of the one which comes with it. See

>people try to exploit even more poor people that live in a shitty country
Why?

neat, defiantly want one

>look how durable mi5 is guys!
>bends easier than iphone 6 plus
kek

it does, I have one of these, but I paid like $0.80 for it, however I like this kind of egg separator better, but it is more expensive:
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what's a decent one with a FPV camera? or at least a camera on it.

Specced accuracy is kind of shit, but real life testing seems to show that it's in its limits.

Because I can't do shit with it in my country without registering it and getting an operating license.

Those red Xiaomi 1More Headphones do look rad and I've been considering pre-ordering that Xiaomi VR headset with that Gearbest coupon posted some threads ago that made it $20.

>need to register a drone and get a license
lmao
i what cuckhole do you live

What's your budget?

The XK X250 is on sale right now for $72.99

gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_284198.html

you want devices to bend to a point - it means they won't crack under force.

> muh iphone spiderman screen

This is actually intentional.

USB Bluetooth Dongle is gucci?
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I have an RPi2 and a wireless Apple keyboard, figured I'll use make use of them.

>Correction* user buys a mechanical keyboard off eBay without consulting /csg/

Ok fine, I'll ask /csg/ now:

>mech keyboard with cherry/clone quiet switches (so no blues)
>full size
>option for solid blue layout preferred
>ISO layout (double height Enter) preferred, but not mandatory

Give me some meme magic lads

Nice URL!

how do you find these?

ye
Mi Shaft, the latest xiaomi innovation in sounding utensils

Sorry m80

*solid blue backlight

That's a fucking long one autocorrect

>eating at the mall, ordered some fries
>select all images with fries

youtube.com/watch?v=y1qxOBzsDec

how can apple even compete?

>(so no blues)
not gonna happen lad

You need to solder capacitors on the empty pads, 100uF+ and the audio quality is pretty good after that (I recommend 200uF if you like bass).

Or you can go big.

is there anything better/cheaper than the mi band 2, or otherwise somewhere to buy it cheap?

If you don't care of screen, there's Mi Band 1.
gearbest.com/smart-wristband/pp_263275.html

And of course there's other bands, but I have no idea of support.
gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_402455.html
gearbest.com/smart-wristband/pp_180798.html

youtube.com/watch?v=95f9Pv_9yy0

I want this. $500 CAD

Go to
aliexpress.com/all-wholesale-products.html

select a category (if it leads you to a page with an overview of the category select a subcategory, until you get the usual item listings)

Now sort by price (low to high) and select free shipping.

thanks

Anyone who owns a mi band 2 pls tell experience with it, can you really shower with it on? What are some alternatives for it which are better?

Belgium, as soon as you want to go higher than 10 meters (30 feet), it's considered entering of the airspace and you need to register the drone into the belgian aircraft registry (and that also means you need a pilot license to operate it).
One of the downsides of living in such a crowded country

>zircons finally get here
>listen to them side by side with my crappy, walmart-ubiquitous Sony MDR-EX110AP

Fucking hell, I've been ruined by you people. I can never go back.

can you link to the ones you got?

How much weight can the XK X250 lift?

and which are better?

good case for my RN3Pro?

Wait, what exactly is this device?

Somake external sound card

This one desu
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A-user, can you share a link?

The former, no questions asked. I used the intro to David Bowie's Ashes to Ashes for what that's worth, but after switching from the rock to the sony it sounded like there was a towel between it and my ear.

I would, but I'm a retard who paid extra because I didn't want to make another account, and then realized that for only two dollars extra I could've had it shipped twice as quickly from amazon.

I have that one. Works fine on Linux. It has a blue LED which I don't like but whatever.

looks like shit or transformer

Looking for a cheap chink shit version of the Philips Hue. Does anyone know of any options? I don't care much about software features as long as the bulb can produce nice vibrant colours and normal looking whites.

That may be exactly what I'm looking for, or it may be grossly overkill. I just want a physical mute button for my microphone. Shame to lose a USB port in the process, but still.

can you link to any?
or name the model that you got?
want to check them out.

It's sturdy as fuck and the stand is really useful

>needs a pilot license to fly a drone

You are a star, thanks user.

I also have the old somake and found it to be a bass vacuum, but otherwise very clear and the 7.1 seemed pretty good.

Almost bought a xonar usb dongle to replace it, but will be ordering capacitors now.

Nobody actually cares about that you cuck

It isn't an actual pilot's license but a easier drone specific license.

what's the best chink windows tablet/laptop for under £150?

If you insist, but remember that I'm a retard who paid 33% more. And I'm not exaggerating, for two dollars more on Amazon you can get it shipped much, much faster.

ebay.com/itm/ROCK-Zircon-3-5mm-Stereo-Earphone-in-ear-Headphone-with-Mic-Braided-OFC-Cable-/281902351092?var=&hash=item41a2b082f4:m:mSA6cF4j0uSCkFofUa1MZUQ

tyty!
i'll learn form your mistake :)

Hey Sup Forumsuys, need a microSD for my 3DS, any good chink alternatives? I've seen posts about qt shark-cards, are they any good? Any better alternatives? I guess I'm looking for 64GB atleast

why the 250v caps though?

im using the 16gb one for mine and its great

>someone actually perpretrated my Mi Shaft meme
this is better than making it to the news

Would like to know too.

How many games could you fit on it do you think? What's the average .cia size?

Well Im doing it, if I get chink malware its your fault

>go to beach
>start flying a kite
>escorted out of the beach by fighter planes
>jailed for violating airspace and terrorism

YA TE VI NEGRO

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