/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• MIXZA has either started printing their 128gb Shark on different cards of lower quality or user received one from a bad batch because his second 128gb shark is getting different size reading and speeds than his first one • user visits his local chinkshitland store • user goes to a local market, runs into Asian lady reselling AliExpress chink shit • There's a Xiaomi branded Travel/Makeup Bag • user reviews his Foam earbuds • user got his Danbo, takes tasteful picture • More Danbo's show up, one holding a SOMAKE another pops up out of a bag and goes for a walk • user modifies his SOMAKE posts Vocaroo this mod is no longer possible with the current SOMAKE models • user reviews the Remax RB-S3 • user received his Redmi Note 3 Pro but it takes forever to charge • user modded his Superlux HD668b headphones to drop the treble on them • user recommends the Pineng PN-968 Power Bank • Weekends are slow in terms of news and chink shit getting posting so here are some alternatives to the SOMAKE USB Sound cards youtube.com/watch?v=JXvfodmYhwU

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aliexpress.com/item/Teclast-X80-Power-8-inch-IPS-Dual-OS-Tablet-PC-Windows-10-Android-5-1-2GB/32697898014.html
imgur.com/a/oN380
softpedia.com/get/System/System-Miscellaneous/H2testw.shtml
ebay.com/itm/272351322102
aliexpress.com/item/Antitheft-men-wallets-slim-mini-RFID-wallet-pop-up-click-slide-aluminum-case-credit-card-protector/32657265203.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for gaybeast the worst chink meme website

second for #killallmen

>MIXZA has either started printing their 128gb Shark on different cards of lower quality
They were never high quality in the first place.

I really like eBay auctions :v)

Shoo shoo Jack Ma

Working fine here

I want to buy pocket knife from ali
Could you recommend me something?

go away ahmed, you're not stabbing anyone

Is this nigga serious or its just a meme?

aliexpress.com/item/Sanrenmu-Pocket-DEC-Multi-Functional-Knife-with-Bottle-Opener-Belt-Cutter-Scissors-for-Camping-Hunting-Emergency/32709504408.html

Hey /csg/ are there any good chink windows tablets?

I've been eyeing this baby
aliexpress.com/item/Teclast-X80-Power-8-inch-IPS-Dual-OS-Tablet-PC-Windows-10-Android-5-1-2GB/32697898014.html
I googled reviews and it seems to be very good for the price

>user got his Danbo, takes tasteful picture (You)
Aww, thanks.
I took some more pictures today.
I made an Imgur album, so I won't have to spam the thread: imgur.com/a/oN380

Anyone getting an MX6?

Is it worth it, kinda feel it's too expensive..

>james donkey ass

cop or not lads?

Just don't try and root it.

One user here tried to root it, broke the SD card slot and went full autism on paypal and didn't get any money back even though gearbest offered half of it back.

Look around for a cheaper price. I paid $7.42USD shipped for mine.

If you're only used to

Got a Ruizu X02 and flashed the latest AGPtek firmware.
Tracks order is fine if I browse for albums, but it's all messed up if I do it by folder.
Am I missing something? My X06 doesn't act like that.

My 64GB shark also has those markings and it tested fine with hw2test and crystaldiskmark
The only thing that is a bit weird is that it sometimes randomly unmounts/mounts itself in my phone.

would the mi pad 2 windows edition be a better choice?

...

How's the HD681EVO?
I have a normal HD681 and it's pretty roughed up thanks to the nearly 4 year usage.

I got the 99cent mouse from ebay (its 8 now) and its nearly as good as my expensive mouse, just very very light

The more expensive mice are built for like $3 and sold for $60.

Idk, but i can certainly feel the quality difference between them

got your fingerprints fucker consider yourself #Identified

Is this legit in your opinions? How should i test it after its here?

James Donkey is definitely better than 99cent gaymur mouse, if for no reason other than it doesn't look retarded.

The rubber non-slip pads on the side are a truly amazing feature that I never knew I needed.

>The only thing that is a bit weird is that it sometimes randomly unmounts/mounts itself in my phone.

you are not the only one but it is not a big deal I think it happens few times a day at most (personally I only put music there)

Looks as legit as american politics

Yea but 99 cent is much more less than 9$ and a backup mouse which is has a good sensor and good DPI for 99cents is great

it's perfect

How come this doesn't yield me any (You)'s, it's funny dammit.
It also cost me €0,79, so I was at least expecting about 3 or 4 (You)'s.

Sounds legit, but brand name Mixza doesn't cost that much more.
And for testing softpedia.com/get/System/System-Miscellaneous/H2testw.shtml

Another $1 mouse chaps
ebay.com/itm/272351322102

Thank you mate, even if i get scammed paypal has my back so it worth a shot

My RFID protection/card slide wallet arrived. It works fine but the leather isn't very nice and the mechanism isn't always quite smooth. My brother has the Secrid wallet it's based on, the mechanism feels a little nicer on that but this one isn't bad by any means either and costs much less.
I rate 8/10.

What is it? Energy drink? Also barely noticed the blurred out fingers, try taking that pic again with a lighter background.

>no free shipping

Dropped

>shipping raises the price over $1
Nice try.

The mixza 8GB is 3.44$ so i think its is legit, if not then paypal dispute


So far out of the 40+ items i ordered only 1 bluetooth speaker was a scam but paypal refunded me so its okay

I drank it when I made that pic...
Not going to buy a new one as the ROI is quite bad.

Once I switched over to the velvet ear pads, it's soooo good. Pleather pads made my ears sweat so bad.

These phones got great bass, great overall tone, really happy with it.. Better than the Sony MDR-150s I had.

Is the person that makes the randomizer still in the thread? It would be really cool if you select a category (though I don't know how much effort it'd be to sort through all the entries if they're not already categorized).

Report-button would be nice too for dead links.

if you could select*

and NSFW switch

Then it's no longer random.

I like this idea.

Don't be a pussy.

Or unfunny shit nobody's ever going to buy.

you mean a [both] / [only NSFW] switch right

That's subjective.

pls respond

Yes

No

Maybe

I don't know

Could you repeat the question?

Can someone tell me how hard it'd be to make Android Nougat work on pic related?
It has Android 4.4 preinstalled so I would have a starting point.. if I'm honest I have no idea how mobile OS work compared to PCs, but there should be some kind of underlying firmware or drivers so that when I install Android Nougat it should work with just some functions missing, shouldn't it?

if you look it up on ebay there is one for about 5.50 usd

>Can someone tell me how hard it'd be to make Android Nougat work on pic related
very
None of the drivers are open source
4.4 to 7.0 would be too big of a jump to use old stuff
Probably won't even get it to boot
Don't bother desu

Is this the best time to buy Mi Band 2?

Will price rise?
Drop?

More like cancerous, fuck off with your unfunny baby cars and tail butt plugs.

is that Switzerland?

Yeah i remember that, had a pleasant kek from it

No idea dude, maybe this (You) will make someone else jump on the question, i mean it's more expensive but just compare specs to get a preliminary feel for which one is better.

I think it will drop desu, at least i hope so

>Drop?
they'll only go down once the demand drops off

Just get source code and and compile Nougat.
>MTK
Nevermind.

well if I buy 1000 pieces of this phone I guess I can expect them to give me the drivers can't I?

How many code monkeys do I need to get it running?
1 guy from Sup Forums for a weekend or 100 chink slaves for half a year?

Link to page?

You're not the boss of me now.

>well if I buy 1000 pieces of this phone I guess I can expect them to give me the drivers can't I?
lol
no
>1 guy from Sup Forums for a weekend or 100 chink slaves for half a year?
for completely random phones a team of devs from XDA would probably need month

Cheapest I can find atm is $34
Found it any cheaper by chance?

But will demand drop?
I read they had to double to production but that they still cannot keep up.

>I read they had to double to production but that they still cannot keep up.
it will eventually
but you might need to wait like half a year

uh what the heck just happened to my shark

Just touch

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fromat it.

32 was the cheapest

what if i dont want to lose my shit

aliexpress.com/item/Antitheft-men-wallets-slim-mini-RFID-wallet-pop-up-click-slide-aluminum-case-credit-card-protector/32657265203.html

Just plug that card to computer's card reader.

It's up to you how calm you wish to remain, user. Always remember that.

how hard would that be and what's wrong with Mediatek
a fucking month?
I'd pay more for those than for the fucking phones wouldn't I?

[spoiler] what about Plasma or Ubuntu phone tho? [/spoiler]

check the manual

If you have to ask these sort of questions you will fail.

> 2016
> doesn't make backups

>not having a back up
you asked for that card to fuck up.

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>how hard would that be and what's wrong with Mediatek
impossible

And >MTK because exactly that, they don't release their sources

So dumb

charge your phone user

They were on sale for $30 over at Gearbest and AliExpress last week

Denmark

>$30
>tfw the MiBand 1 was $14
:(

I got my EVO's yesterday too. they sound kind of quiet for me. wat do user?

1A or 1S?

This has more features you cheapskate.

Up the volume

they sound quiet at 100 too ... could it be my computer?