Can tech be used to impress girls anymore?

Can tech be used to impress girls anymore?

My prototype 3110 did the trick back in the day

I am sure you can "impress" a few girls with a stun gun or taser.
Sure it isn't pretty but it gets the job done.

Bitches love BlackBerries

If tattoos and criminal records are tech, yes.

yes, iPhones are a good deal, but not the 5C

I dont see what the 5c has to do with this thread fämäläm

every iPhone gets the bitched wet, except the 5c - it let's their ovaries dry out

Stop bully plz

Do older grills like different things?

Girls are fucking scum. That's why I eat boy cum.

millenial chicks love to see your fav emojis.

Tfw you have both but no 3.1 4 qt gf

>Get a new job working in an office
>Very first day of the job, I meet a cute girl who is a recent university graduate
>She seems very enthused, and begins to talk to me about the type of culture that exists in this job
>"You know, maybe we can go for a drink this Friday after work, user!"
>FuckYes.nds
>She writes down her phone number on some loose paper, and I get back to work
>Eventually, it's Thursday night
>"Hi user," she texts me
>I reply, and ask her how her day went
>She doesn't respond
>Next day I walk up to her to ask what happened, and she just walks away without saying a word
>Start asking around the office if anyone knows what's going on
>6'2 Chad asks me what kind of phone I have
>I pull it out, and he nods
>"Yeah, bro, that's an android, she probably thought you were a criminal or something when you sent her that text haha"
>tfw not having an iPhone made me look like a weirdo

Yes OP, tech matters, don't be a loser like me.

Cars are technology therefore the answer is yes, although only expensive ones will do the job.

>Thingsthatneverhappen.jpeg

>.jpeg
>not .jpg
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WHO IS ENTITLED TO USING FOUR LETTERS IN THE FILE EXTENSION

Your Android saved you from a shill, user.
You should be proud of that.

girls love a thinkpad with a riced arch linux install, it's how i met you're mum

JJ is average as fuck

Stable jobs, young faces

>released 2012
>back in the day
>2012
What are you 12

Srs?

>it let us their ovaries dry out
wat

...

>americans

>January Jones
>Average

yes, your country must be full of blondes that look like her

Not even close to the squeerific beauty of my january jones

She's just so vanilla.

...

I binged the last man on earth yesterday, she's shit in it

A girl sitting next to me in a cafeteria once started a conversation with me over my moto G. She couldn't tell what brand phone it was or what OS it ran and said it looked better than her iPhone

>girl
>conversation
>me

She is so pretty that they wont let her act


The jews

>green bubbles
Literally what?

It's codeword for non-cucks.

Why did I just read that pile of degenerate mildly tech-related bullshit?

I told a 17-year-old today that I was a programmer and she thought it was cool. She was like, are you a hacker? xD