Every iMac review ever

Every iMac review ever
> says this is what we've waiting on
> calls it sleek and well-made
> honest enough to admit that the specs haven't improved much with the previous models
> shallow keys and keyboards that need batteries is annoying too
> deeply disappointed by lack of ram, storage space, ports, etc.
> we give this product 9.5/100
Am I missing something here?

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the apple on the lid is an instant 6 points added to it.

Link one

Apple only gives products to reviewers that rate them highly. Shills gotta shill.

Lack of ram, storage space, ports has nothing to do with aesthetics so it's only 0.5 points deduction

iMacs don't have keyboards dude. That's a Macbook. And yes it's funny how they all are just mildly upset about the worst keyboard in history.

>Want 256gb more ssd storage?
>Pay 300€ more

Just.

Here's one, but there's definitely more
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kv2vMVUdEAY

nice imac kid

They're extremely high quality devices and the scores reflect that

>9.5/100

At least they're quiet. My Dell xps sounds like my desktop.

The Apple logo tends to mean it is sturdy.
Truth is that for the average consumer it is the best they can get.
To all you NEETs that does not mean the best value, it is simply the shiniest prebuilt consumer turd.

>implying there are even non-prebuilt laptops

my school upgraded to 5k imacs
they are fine for facebook and text editors

It's just classic post purchase rationalization

People buy Macs because they think they are the best ever, therefore they MUST be the best ever.

The truth is they are underpowered, overpriced, locked down, underfeatured, garbage.

>i use computers for facebook, text editors, and games

Assembling the parts of a PC is still way over the majority of peoples heads don't be retarded.

Text editors are used to write code.

It's clear who needs to go back to Sup Forums.

i understand that, and that's what i primarily use my mac for, but implying they're not capable of anything else just shows that you haven't tried anything interesting

>worst keyboard in history
False, Apple keyboards are the second best keyboard in history behind the Logitech Solar. Don't even start with meme tier mechs, all mechs are objectively shit.

I was simply trying to highlight your autistic claim that everything prebuilt is inferior :^)

Confirmed for never using a decent keyboard for more than a few minutes.

> reviewers spends half the review "interpreting" what Apple meant by this
especially Anandtech

having to bottom out on aluminum gets old
but you wouldn't know

true, see pic

so how is ikea and lego even a thing?

> we give this product 9.5/100

lol fucking 9.5 percent.

ITT: Sup Forumsachimuchi

It was a freudian slip reflecting how I feel. I meant 9.5/10