>Turing Phone Cadenza
>2 (two) Snapdragon 830 processors
>12Gb RAM
>1Tb internal + 2 (two) microSD slots
>5.8" 2k display
>2 (two) front cameras with a combined 20MP
>60MP "IMAX 6K quad" rear camera with triplet lens
>4 (four) nanoSIM slots
>WiGig connection
>2400mah graphene + 1600mah li-ion + hydrogen fuel cell battery
>deep learning AI OS
Have we reached the smartphone to end all other smartphones?
does it have 2 (two) batteries as well?
> falling for a joke phone
>5.8
Into the trash it goes.
>deep learning AI OS
botnet.
I wish I could just install linux with those specs.
And Android will still lag
>will it bend
Stess test here we go
You can
It has 3 batteries.
Three actually
>no headphone jack
dropped
>hydrogen fuel cell battery
>"Yeah I'll call you back aft-whoops!"
this is what "rich people phone" should be like. Not sure if this is joke or not, but 2400+1600 mah still not that good, lenovo vibe p1 has 5000mah, so battery life won't be best.
God knows how much it'd cost, 5k dollars maybe?
>60 MP camera
Jesus, this has to be joke
>gayming phones are now a thing
I would trade all of those top-tier specs for an average phone with a huge battery and vanilla Android.
Battery life is the most important spec.
2400+1600+hydrogen fucking cells.
Smells like pure bullshit to me.
Stop discussing obvious scams
You're a retard, if battery life is most important, get a dumbphone.
>only 2k
:^)
whats wrong with that laptop
I thought you fags learned your lession with the ubuntu touch?
It was designed by retards.
Who the fuck needs a phone THAT overkill?
The battery is nice but... 12 Gigs of ram on a portable device? 60MPx Camera?
It's not 2012 anymore, this thing called quick charging exists
What the fuck is a
> triplet lens
?
Does it self sterilize after being on and used by my fucking slimy face and hands all day?
In what way? i look at the specs for it and it seems to check out for specs as gaming laptops go. Doesn't seem any worse than the average one
It's made of Duranium, so no.
What I mean is it looks like absolute shit, it's stupid gaymur trash.
Silver plate it and add nano hydrophobic coat.
>Dual Processors
>Graphene superconductor battery
>Hydrogen fuel cell
wat
actually a fire hazard
probably a bomb
Truly, the Titan X of phones.
>WiGig
kek
Matter of personal opinion, I think they look nice enough, certainly better than alienware or Sager. The cooling system works and the design is usually easy to upgrade and sturdy. So aside from the styling what exactly do you have a problem with?
Oh, that's right, because you only like minimalistic and sophisticated designs for sophisticated people such as yourself who would never bespoil your incredibly important mind with something like fun or entertainment
that phone can make me handjobs?
> It doesn't look like a macbook so it must be shit
>Implying I wouldn't prefer the Thinkpad look
You mean like this?
>420-core phone
>use it for snapchat, instagram and facebook
>Oh, that's right, because you only like minimalistic and sophisticated designs for sophisticated people such as yourself who would never bespoil your incredibly important mind with something like fun or entertainment
Actually, yes, us adults have better things to do than spend time and money on shitty gaymur gear and vidya gaymez. If I did happen to have spare time, which is rare, it would more than likely be spent reading or doing something else productive.
No, something more along the lines of this.
>60 mp camera
>likely a tiny ass sensor
what's the point
>If I did happen to have spare time, which is rare, it would more than likely be spent reading or doing something else productive.
> something else productive
Like arguing with strangers on the internet about what a laptop is supposed to look like?
>touchpad
>16:9 screen
Ewwgh
A 16 core Android phone will still be beaten by a 2 core iPhone. Screenshot this
No, I don't bring books to work, and I don't have anything to do right now.
The battery is the most interesting thing by far.
It literally looks like a children's toy.
There are games consoles that look more grown up.
>Duranium
You mean the fictional material ships in Star Trek are made out of?
If anyone believes this is a real product, they'd have to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen.
t. angry Sup Forumsirgin
Son, they're bringing a carrier group to a gunfight.
>MFW the average 2016 phone has more RAM and computing power than my 2007 Phenom desktop.
(two) Snapdragon 830 processors
Shure i want that kind of heat in my pocket.
Tb internal + 2 (two) microSD slots
Will it have a shitty pricing tiers like every cellphone right now and the base model be 16gb with no mSD slot?
.8" 2k display
Disgusting
(two) front cameras with a combined 20MP
3D seflies like some HTC phones
MP "IMAX 6K quad" rear camera with triplet lens
6K playback on 2k display...yeah no. Also 6k is just around 14-16mpx 60mpx would be far above 6K 70mm.
(four) nanoSIM slots
Why?
Honestly just give me a god damn flip phone with a decent 13MP or better shooter that does 1080p vidya has OIS all that.
Oh boy I can finally use Firefox without it lagging!
what the fuck
agreed, anything less than 6.5" is heresy
that's 4,000 mAh total
and don't forget that you can fully charge the 2400 almost instantly, probably in under a minute since it's a supercapacitor
>c2d
>No trackpad for multitouch gestures
it looks like it's made to fill out a spec sheet
>it is OK now to have a 2cm thick phablet.
Probably because it is marketed as a toy? Fucking retard.
>it would more than likely be spent reading or doing something else productive.
you here postin on Sup Forums nigga