/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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aliexpress.com/item//32534253121.html
forum.0day.kiev.ua/index.php?showtopic=501508&view=findpost&p=5818737
gearbest.com/chargers/pp_186599.html?wid=21
youtube.com/watch?v=5vs8XCUYWWY
m.everbuying.net/product918548.html
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S56107943#p56107943
aliexpress.com/item/2000Pcs-9-11mm-Soft-Crystal-Water-Paintball-Bullet-Orbeez-Gun-Toy-for-Nerf-Bibulous-Metal-Pneumatic/32627481265.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.4HlVoY&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_3_10057_10056_10065_10055_10054_10067_10069_10059_10058_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=3321a768-bb84-4843-8e47-cdc9b4458082
aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-high-quality-dog-humping-toy-pet-smart-dog-toys/32308934383.html
wholesaler.alibaba.com/product-detail/Wholesale-Credit-Card-Knife-Pocket-Folding_60233849536.html
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Infograph?

There's a lot of discussion of recently-ordered and just-received Chinese products in these threads, which is great. However, there's relatively little discussion of the long-term durability and utility of many of the items in question, with a lot of the "reviews" being little more than unboxing exercises.

What I propose, then, is that simultaneous with the next new /csg/ thread, someone create a thread where people can post about how their gear has held up over a longer period of time, whether they have found a meaningful use for it, and to what extent (if any) they have managed to integrate it into their daily lives. We could call it "csg long term", or /csglt/.

What do you think, Anonymous?

So I finally decided to commit to the SHARK meme and buy me a maximum capacity SD card

I searched "Mixza Tohaoll" on aliexpress and found 2 different cards, one of which has memeshark on it, while the other one does not. The one that does not however claims to also be "water resistant, heat/cold resistant, x-ray resistant and antimagnetic" while shark one only claims "water/antishock + heat/cold resistance".


>aliexpress.com/item/MIXZA-TOHAOLL/32699438965.html - "resistant" one

>aliexpress.com/item/MIXZA-TOHAOLL/32703838266.html - memeShark


Is there any real difference between them, and does the other one really offers some kind of additional protection, or is it just chikn advertisers having a blast?

reminder that the russian coupons are referral links
so the guy who posted them is getting free shit when you buy

Just use this thread, no one will tell you to create a new one.
The other day I had a discussion about something I bought like a year ago and no one was flipping his shit because of it.

I'm disappointed that you didn't take my suggestion.

Just once, it would be fantastic to have a thread devoted to our long-term experiences with the Chinese goods we have ordered, but as things stand any posts of that nature get drowned under a sea of photos of unopened packages.

Could you delete this thread and make one oriented towards how our purchases have held up over time? Thanks.

Don't take the bait.

Lithu stale meme tactics:
>Chinese Shopping General, not ch*nk sh*t general you racist shitlords
>referral link cancer fuck youtubers they don't belong on Sup Forums reee
>Discord is a carcinogenic vote in my strawpoll to "remove it" here's some screenshots from the discord because I use it daily even though I hate it
>Mp3 players are useless and anybody who likes them is a worthless autist
>/csg/ belongs on /biz/, not Sup Forums
>we need some kind of second thread for long term purchase reviews, a /csg/ after party if you will

If you see any of those, ignore it.

>>referral link cancer fuck youtubers they don't belong on Sup Forums reee
>>Discord is a carcinogenic vote in my strawpoll to "remove it" here's some screenshots from the discord because I use it daily even though I hate it
>>Mp3 players are useless and anybody who likes them is a worthless autist

these are all perfectly valid points t b h

OP abandoned it a while ago

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perhaps instead of creating a new thread we keep our small community together and unified in one thread

a good middle ground could be, to start including long term experiences in a separate section of the "News"

you can then be able to write a simple script or bot to curate all the news together in an archive
and i am sure everyone would appreciate that effort

You even reply the exact same every single time. That's how stale you are.
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S56352849#p56352959

Don't you have better things to do than shit up this general every single day? Of course not.

>listening to you're music on a phone

i bet you ues bluetooth headphones too faggot

Not the guy you're quoting but.
>referral link cancer
Referral link are cancer indeed.

he shouts "referral links" at every youtube review even though OneBoxing and Dirty are the only ones who use them. That's not valid, that's just retarded smearing tactics.

anyone have experience with buying RAM from aliexpress? i need a 4gb stick and this looks pretty good for the money (cheap but not too-good-to-be-true cheap): aliexpress.com/item//32534253121.html

it's hynix, although i'm slightly worried that it could be fake. i guess if it passes memtest86 it would be fine.

So it's a win-win
what's the problem here

The post he's replying to is copy-pasted from the old thread as well, so who is the real autist here?

It's the one defending referral links, Youtube, and Discord. It's you.

See:

>smearing tactics

I think you take this subreddit a bit too seriously, user. You should think about taking a break and going outside for a while.

So that basically confirms that they're not referrals and that is wrong.

I'm only linking it to alert newfags to your shit copy and paste tactics since you already have people trying to debate you seriously on your /csg/ after party trolling. Fuck off back to the Lithuneetbux centre.

There's no such thing as a referral coupon code. That user is talking out of his ass.

forum.0day.kiev.ua/index.php?showtopic=501508&view=findpost&p=5818737
Here's that forum where Gearbest itself have posted these coupons.

i bought some 400ohm headphones and a case

there is such thing as referral coupons... it must be something new, because I've been seen this kind of coupons all over the Xiaomi facebook groups I'm in for 2 days now, starting with the Mi5 ones... There's also an italian famous xiaomi reseller who is asking people to join their affiliate program with gearbest and everywhere it's full of 15yo posting the same post with the same links and codes

So /csg/,
I'm trying to put together an outfit that screams "Yuppie!".

Any decent quality chink watches to achieve this?

It's a good idea and nobody has presented a convincing argument to the contrary - accusing anyone who advocates it as being from a minor Eastern European country certainly isn't a very good counterpoint.

I'm in the Gearbest affiliate scheme and there is definitely no way to create coupon codes. Only links and images with links embedded in them via html.

Xiaomi now sells their battery bank shells so you can use your own cells.

gearbest.com/chargers/pp_186599.html?wid=21

Doesn't this have potential to be abused by people slapping other cells in there and selling them as the full Xiaomi powerbanks?

>still buttmad about his failed thread a month ago
Pathetic dipshit.
K Y S .

You only want to do it so multiple /csg/ threads are around at all times on Sup Forums and eventually this general gets banned by the mods like /fucko/ was. Just fuck off, no one thinks your idea is a good idea but you, Lithuanian autist or not.

Do you hate yourself?
Please get one of the memes.

You will not be disappointed.

>KZ ED-9 here

again, this must be something new, only for resellers and possibly through shareasale, not the GB internal program (which I'm part of too)

There'd be no end to defective shark stories.
We rather stick our heads in the sand and buy new stuff.

It's lacking in Xiaomi branding on the shell so that's why they won't fully pass as such.

You are not a moderator and cannot predict how they will act. In any event, I do not think the moderators will be overly concerned if two out of the 150 active threads at any one time are devoted to a popular topic that has attracted many new readers and contributors to this website and its unique culture.

this is a decent suggestion

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And yet still people continue to buy the Ocean Series cards in large quantities, despite there being little long-term data on their reliability and what little data there is being largely negative.

/csglt/ would help this situation by establishing a valid corpus of information and data on reliability.

they aren't. stop spreading bullshit.

sorry bud i dont go for that low tier iem trash

Please stop taking his bait already.

Anyone?

There is no difference, only difference is the paint.

Any one have recommendations for a decent quality /csg/ mouse?

Logitech and the like are becoming too expensive for what they are.

why did the mods delete the anti-chilean posts in the previous thread?

/csg/, recommend me an android set top box that doesn't suck.

which one is more reliable, geekbuying or fastcardtech?

Because unfounded racism has no place in the Chinese Shopping General.

>cannot predict how they will act
>your last attempt at the thread bombed at 10 replies with 4 unique IPs

I think we can predict pretty well how people will fucking react, you insolent faggot. Drop it.

James Donkey

youtube.com/watch?v=5vs8XCUYWWY

>everyone who shitposts or has opinions contrary to my own must be from Lithuania

>There'd be no end to defective shark stories.
No such thing. Fuck off pissphone.

What previous thread?

>50 posts
>22 unique IPs
>all the Lithu responses add up perfectly to the 50 posts if counting as 1 IP
Just die already you fucking idiot. No one wants you here. You have no life and shit up this general every hour of every day. Just die. Kill yourself.

Want a Xiaomi 10,000mah powerbank for $10? Follow these instructions:

1. Go to Everbuying.com and register an account. New users get 100 points for registering, 10 for confirming your email and 10 for uploading a profile picture
2. Go to this link user.everbuying.net/m-users-a-win_point.htm and use the code THXYOU for 100 more points
3. Link for the powerbank m.everbuying.net/product918548.html (use mobile site for extra 2% discount)
4. Price after using 220 points (=$4.40) and 2% mobile site discount should be $10.62

I used the powerbank as an example but you can use the points for anything you want.

That was actually my first post in this thread. If you had really been paying attention to the unique poster count you would know that.

>racism
where was the racism? as I said, I myself am chilean.
also, how is a nation a race?

For that to be true all the responses to your alleged Lithuanian would need to be from different people, when it's clear that it's just you each time.

The fact is that you're in the minority here. There's every reason to have a second thread devoted to long-term discussion, and zero reason for you to continue supplying no relevant content and merely accusing everyone with whom you disagree of being Lithuanian.

There are many other forums which would welcome your style of vapid, mindless teenage angst. This is not one of them. Leave.

Unfortunately I've heard only shit about MX* series, they say it barely runs anything and the controls are terrible (thus needing the mouse button or the remote keyb). Probably I won't get stuff better than this but do you know about other boxes?

Western post-ww2 guilt ridden educations say so

Now this is shitposting.

Seems like the mod needs to do some cleaning here starting from the first "we need two threads" post.

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S56107943#p56107943

You've already tried this stupid idea and it didn't work, you then spent weeks trying to push it again and again in /csg/ to anons telling you politely or impolitely to stop it and move on. Now you still maintain that it's a good idea and I'M the problem. Fuck off. Go away, Lithuanian or not, you're a complete and total retard.

Guys you're missing the point

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It's a function of there being no postal delivery in most countries on Sundays.

Are the leather USB cables actually good or are they a meme?

>xiaomi 10000mah power banks on gearbest cant ship to the us

weird

>James Donkey
I want a simple that won't shit the bed after a few months of use, not a fucking gaming transformer mouse.

I would buy a $10 logitech but those literally break every 2 months they are fucking garbage.

Either you use a tiny font tinier than the cock of that one autist who keeps trying to shut down /csglt/ or your monitor is wider than his asshole.

No one is trying to shut down your stupid idea, no one wants it in the first place. No one can stop you making a second thread, go ahead, try it again. See how much it tanks and ends up with you samefagging and desperate bumping as usual.

James Donkeys are like the least gaymur gamer mice out there, man.

>gaming transformer mouse
>no transformer style
>the limited and tasteful LEDs can even be turned off if you wish

Nice try, dickhead.

How does it compare against Logitech mice, like the G500? Mine is starting to shit the bed and I may want to replace it.

Sensor-wise, the JD that I own is identical to the $10-$15 Best Buy mice that I used to own in the past. Perfect for everyday use. I'm not a hardcore gaymur but I do play games and it works just fine. Build quality-wise it's like a $30-$40 mouse. I'm really impressed with how well it's put together.

I got it for $7.42 and it was so, so, so worth it, at least for the 5 or so weeks that I've had it. I'll see how it's holding up after 6 months, a year, etc. and keep /csg/ informed.

you cant make this shit up
aliexpress.com/item/2000Pcs-9-11mm-Soft-Crystal-Water-Paintball-Bullet-Orbeez-Gun-Toy-for-Nerf-Bibulous-Metal-Pneumatic/32627481265.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.4HlVoY&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_3_10057_10056_10065_10055_10054_10067_10069_10059_10058_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=3321a768-bb84-4843-8e47-cdc9b4458082

u sound mad bro, like, totally :^)

How is that not a Transformer mouse? It even looks like one of their heads.

how much is that monstrosity

How many buttons does it have? I can see two side buttons, but does it have adjustable DPS buttons?

Is that compatible with airsoft rifles

i don t think so. there are toy guns that shoot these water orbs

WTF are you doing to your mouse to break it every 2 months?

Heh. Vat19 sells those for about 9 times that price.

Dog Hump Toy??
aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-high-quality-dog-humping-toy-pet-smart-dog-toys/32308934383.html

>he doesnt get his dog an onahole for the dry season

It has an adjustable DPI button with 3 settings right behind the scroll wheel.

Nothing, Logitech is purposely making shit low end mice now. My old MX518 lasted me over a decade, best mouse I've ever used.

Now I just buy B100s as replacements but they break. The way the left and right click buttons are designed they have this cheap plastic injection moulding bit that wears down and then the button no longer works.

The sensors and everything are fine, as are the actual electronic switches (so everything that Logitech doesn't actually make) but the plastic shell is cheap garbage.

Vat19 is the expert in marking up chinkshit to sell to idiots.

Good lord. I bet they use Alibaba too, so they get them even cheaper per unit.

is that drugs?

Did DealXtreme/DX suddenly become overpriced garbage? Everything there seems so expensive now

just buy it

wholesaler.alibaba.com/product-detail/Wholesale-Credit-Card-Knife-Pocket-Folding_60233849536.html

>40 cents per unit
>THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF ONLY NINTEEN NINETY FIVE

Those guys must laugh themselves to sleep every night.

>tfw in the top third of aliexpress users after only 2 months

Here's a little sneak peek of the Powerbank section, pictures as well as pros and cons all sourced from user reviews and contributions for the infographic all highly appreciated.

*asterisk cons to feature explanation at bottom of infographic

Prices sourced from several sites, current prices as of 4-9-2016 (9/4/2016 for Americlaps) which may or may not change depending on chink stores.

I've submitted a Chink Shit Gen banner for Sup Forums which is approved for and in the current voting phase as well, will post in next post.

Shit man, I should buy a hundred or so of those and sell them at the flea market for $5 or $10 apiece.