Why why why

Why do all fucking laptops want to be macbooks now? It makes me sick. I'm sick of thise homosexual design. I want old varying designs of laptops like the old days. Not this buttfucking homo shit.

i go to my local laptop store and all i see everywhere is this bullshit apple design. makes me sick

I'm just trying to find a nice sturday laptop that doesn't look like it wwas built to be handled by soft pink homo hands.

Because it sells you autist

>applel invented silver notebooks with black keys

Off yourself.

Evidently.

No one said anything about "inventing" a silver colored laptop with black colored keys. The point is, every asshole manufacturer copies le Apple design and it's fucking abominable.

If you like this tired, generic design you are a shit-stain on the face of technological advancement.

Stop crying and get a Thinkpad. Honestly, what are you bitching about? There are plenty of other options that look different.

>Tfw 13' Alienware laptop is actually fucking GOAT but it's ruined by gaymer marketing aesthetic

It's pretty much the only laptop out there that isn't either a huge 5+ lb gamer truck, a macbook clone or an HP consumer shitter. it has the classic Lattitude keyboard and actual good battery life when not gaming. Just got one for $1000 at clearance sale. There's also an OLED option for richfags

Kek

I want one but like you say, it's fucking hideous.

It'd be nice if they put the same internals in a business or even just consumer chassis

I'm currently looking into stickers to cover up the ayylmao logos on the back and power button. . I already turned the RGB LED's to pure white using alien FX.

Still wish Dell would just fucking make a precision/xps in that form factor for the same price

le normies amirite

I actually got a 15'' Inspiron (pic related) with the same specs last week and ended up exchanging it it because it was too heavy and the lid didn't close properly I was reluctant to get alienware because of the cringe looks but really, the keyboard and light weight were enough to make up for it.

because macs are the best

Just get an XPS 13

>apple copies acer
>b-b-b-but the point is acer copied apel!!!11

Kill yourself moron.

The design originated in chinkinese and nipponese laptops while Apple still made their fruity tonka toy laptops and all silver eye sores. Apple copied the chinks, just like they always have. Deal with it.

Why do all fucking macbooks want to be PCs now? It makes me sick. I'm sick of this heterosexual design. I want old varying designs of macbooks like the old days. Not this vaginafucking het shit.

i go to my local apple store and all i see everywhere is this bullshit chink design. makes me sick

I'm just trying to find a nice sturdy macbook that doesn't look like it was built to be handled by strong manly cis hands.

>Apple copied the chinks, just like they always have. Deal with it.
this desu senpai

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The Panasonic RZ5 doesn't have this problem.

Are you people fucking stupid? Of course you are:

Clearly you are deficient in comprehension. Go back to school princess.

Don't care where it originated. Got that? I care that all other manufacturers are copying the fucking Apple A E S T H E T I C design and just change the logo.

Understand the point before you spew verbal diarrhoea, you niggers.

Apple are copying chink A E S T H E T I C design and just change the logo. Got that?

Incorrect.

stick an i5 or i7, then it'd be worth while.

>chink makes thing
>all chinks copy each other
>apple copies chinks too
>OMG Y ERRY1 COPY APEL?!?!

You are literally fucking retarded.

Incorrect.

So find an apple laptop from before 2005 that looks like this. PROTIP: You can't.

Apple are copying chink A E S T H E T I C design and just change the logo. Got that?

Irrelevant. That laptop looks nothing like the generic aluminium clone that is being discussed. Next.

THIS is a laptop.

Factually wrong.

>Hardware getting smaller
>Low power usage
>People don't want this shit anymore
>Ultraportable, thin, sleek looking laptops are appealing

That's pretty much why. I don't see the issue. There are plenty of other laptops you can get on the market these days. Look elsewhere? I mean maybe if you're the type of person who says Macbooks are for "normies" and for arbitrary reasons you hate anything that reminds you of Apple (and it makes you REEEE) I can get why it bothers you.

Apple are copying chink A E S T H E T I C design and just change the logo. Got that?

Demonstrably incorrect.

Apple are copying chink A E S T H E T I C design and just change the logo. Got that?

This is a real laptop. Purely functional. Yes, I get ultrabooks are functionable too, but this one makes sure you know it's functionable. Also it's black, and that means "straight to business".

I hold extreme social connotations on technology for meme-related reasons. I don't know why. I think I need help.

Hilariously incorrect

Apple are copying chink A E S T H E T I C design and just change the logo. Got that?

I also just barely scrape the surface of marketing and aesthetic design. This is why I don't complain about all sorts of tech copying off one another, and complain about copyright law and intellectual property laws, and yet go full harambe when a laptop follows a marketing trend started by a single company. I don't like how it's free game, people need to be more original for some reason when it comes to aesthetics in laptops.

Incorrect

>consumer grade
fuck off

lookin good

looks even worse

>not owning a sager

Stay normie, normie.

A E S T H E T I C

I bet you've never touched one in person. It feels the very definition of quality, while at the same time having a down to earth, I-mean-business look. Not to mention the dedicated workstation graphics and 4 core hyper threaded second gen i7. A real i7. Not the dual core ''i7''s you see on shitbooks.

I am considering getting one to be honest.

I have been thinking of getting one of the new macbook pros when they are released, would be my first apple product. Yet I would be more than happy with linux on one of these. What do Sup Forumsents?

One of the main appeals of a macbook is developing for OSX/IOS.

THAT's what I'm talking about. More of this. Not stupid little pieces of aluminium with one port and crappy keyboards.

I've come to the conclusion that Sup Forums just wishes it were 2003 because they were happier back then, and see new things as a threat to their existing ideas.

what laptop?

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Makes sense. Most of Sup Forums were 5-10 years old then

kek, ikr? so funny, ahahahaha. nice one user. +1 like bro.