IBM rice

How does IBM consistently have the best rice?

How do I get custom riced-out heat spreader on my CPUs like this?

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>Neurosynaptic System^4^14

Fuck, that's a great computer name.

millions of dollars to afford actual industrial designers

> The SyNAPSE team for IBM is led by Dharmendra Modha

they don't

>System^4^14
It's System 4^14

What about pussy, you getting any?

It's okay user, your penis didn't become smaller just because you were wrong.

There's no need for projecting, user. I'm sure that you are able to bring women to satisfaction with your feminine dick.

>namefag
Get AIDS, please.

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The original design concept of ThinkPad was created in 1990 by Italy-based designer Richard Sapper, a corporate design consultant of IBM and, since 2005, Lenovo.[7][8][9] Sapper is noted for the design of classic products such as the Tizio lamp for Artemide, office chair for Knoll, kitchenwares for Alessi and ballpoint for Lamy.[10][11] The design was based on the concept of a traditional Japanese Bento lunchbox revealing its nature only after being opened.[3][7][9] According to later interviews with Sapper, he also characterized the simple ThinkPad form to be as elementary as a simple, black cigar box and with similar proportions that offers a 'surprise' when opened
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So I guess you'll have to hire Richard Sapper.

>as a simple, black cigar box and with similar proportions that offers a 'surprise' when opened
> yfw old man Sapper was the original trapmaster

le batman server

Anyone want to attempt a diagnosis of what's on his head? Fungal infection? Rosacea?

I too worry my server being detected by radars

>doesn't know it transforms into a batplane

IBM PureData

IBM PureFlex

Is that a RΛZΞR™ product?

Fun fact:
When you buy a System Z IBM Mainframe, you pay for usage. That means, you have all the computing power you need, but you can't use it until you pay IBM for it - monhtly.

What happens if you don't pay? They take it away?

You keep the machine, but your MIPS rates are set to the lowest one, and then they'll sue you because you most likely signed a bazillion year contract for IBM to own your ass.

Why are they allowed to tamper with a server you bought?

IBM Power S822LC

Same reason Intel is allowed to gimp your old CPUs using microcode updates.

>implying I use the integrated LAN for intel to use it's shitty backdoors

FEAR TEMER THE KING OF THE MANLETS

You sign a contract when you buy one.
They remotely control that thing. If a part seems to be failing, they'll be on your doorstep with a new part ready.

When you boot the control interface, you are presented with a LICENSE AGREEMENT, and you have to look at it for 15 minutes before it goes away.

Can't you just buy one, no strings attached?

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Care to elaborate?

So it's dangerous to use built in wireless card?

And your solution is an extension one?

Not wireless. Intel desktop chipset doesn't include wireless. It's the onboard LAN that enables the access to the CPU backdoor. If you use a LAN or WLAN card and control it with a software firewall you're good.

Yes - if you manage to talk them into that... or if you're a government, or if you buy one second hand:

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They might get talked into it if you tell them that you want to install it in Liberia.

Thanks user. Are we taIking about an OS firewall here or the router's?

Tagged OP instead of you...

OS of course.

Appreciate it user.

I never thought to check government liquidation auctions.. I wonder if the UK does this?