So user what is that phone called? is it an iphone? why does it say xalmao on it?

>so user what is that phone called? is it an iphone? why does it say xalmao on it?

Most of my uni friends love it

>oh it's just a cheaper phone from Japan
>Oh alright
That fuckin easy dude

>stock-photo-woman-covering-her-mouth-to-hide-smile-or-bad-breath-during-a-date-in-a-coffee-shop-with-a-window-360886088.jpg
>bad-breath

haha

>You're poor user? Sorry, I have to uhh... go somewhere.

Yeah it's an iPhone, the most expensive one on the market. The chinese runes are just the cover brand, they don't sell it here in California

Still better than SamShit.

good job ditching gold digger

This is true

No girl actually sais that? If they do tgey prob don't have alot of money themselfs since they consider 1000$ a large sum.

idk what women you hang around with...

>hey got a new phone
>cool so how fast can it open xhamster?

I may hang around with weird girls

le weird and quirky xDD

>had iphone and ipad
>Windows 8 computer
>watched normie shows like breaking bad
>kept this going for 3 years. Said I never watched much TV because I was one of those guys that played Halo 2 all day when it was cool, I'm such a nerd olol.
>get married
>she gets pregnant

>changed computer to Linux, started watching anime and reading manga again, and switched to android.

Women aren't the only ones that can bait and switch.

>yeah it's the iPhone 7, I shouldn't be telling you this but I'm beta testing it. It's shit to be honest.

So you're implying you like dating gold diggers. Top fucking kek.

but they can:
cuck you
file for divorce
file domestic abuse charges
take the children
take the house
take half your money
take spousal/child support payments for the foreseeable future
shack up with your best friend/brother and continue the cycle

Divorce is fine
Abuse charges impossible
Enjoy the child while you can, I'll have years to get a sob story going about how you ran off and wouldn't let me see the child and then they'll choose me when they're older.
We rent right now anyway
More like take half the debt I racked up pretending to have money
Child support is small time
>implying I have friends
My brothers are all minors.

"my dad bought it for me when he was in china" apparently its more powerful than the iphone haha

I have never in my life had anyone say anything about my phone. This will never happen. Stop posting shit like this.

have you ever had a date

I have a fucking girlfriend.

prove it

What kind of proof do you want?

post feet
+ xalmao

This is my Shao Mee phone, I ordered it from China after my friends on the "Chink Shit General" thread of an anime imageboard recommended it to me. I got it along with my Shark SD card, fake Ray Bans and Shao Mee wristband after waiting 3 months for it to arrive from China.

pic of her feet right now
i'll know if it's yours don't try to fool me

This won't prove a damn thing. You just want to jack off to feet. Fuck I don't know why I expected more.

>Yeah, its a shit phone from china, I need it for my job, more importantly, an ORANGE shirt? what is this 1970?, disgusting.

>implying girls will base their choice to fuck you or not on what tech you use
Is this an american thing?

kek
The most accurate real-life Sup Forums response.

>Spending money to impress bitches and whores

If a woman is not sensible enough to recognize your stable job and character as foundations for a lasting relationship, she is not worth courting and can fuck off sideways.

>so user what is that phone called? is it an iphone? why does it say xalmao on it?

XALMAO?!
AYY...

Cuck. Females are pure evil and must never be trusted.

>where am i?
>who are you?
>where is my thinkpad?
>go away disgusting 3d whore
ez

Look, if you want some sort of validation, she owns an iphone. Prior to being with her, I dated a woman who owned a flip phone. Many women I know own iphones, but at no point have I ever had conversation in OP's post.

Normal human beings do not care about your phone.

Never said I trust her.

But she's a massive slut that will do anything in bed on command. If she ever wants out, I'll just enjoy VR porn.

I reproduced. I don't need to enter another relationship now.

>can't even post her feet
yeah nice "gf" you got there bro

I was made fun of by a girl I liked for having a iPhone 4 she said it wasn't a iphone 6s and it wasn't good enough like I'm going to spend money buying a newer phone just to check emails

xhamster is pretty shit desu, as everything with autoplay.

>lemme see ur tits slut

>can't post her feet because she's just a hand
Know that feel bro

>me and my friends are so le weird xD

>"hey honey! Let me write xalmao on your feet and take a picture of them!"
>"um, why?"
>"I have to prove that I have a girlfriend to some guys on the internet."

This is why so many people on Sup Forums are alone.

>exuses
A true gf would gladly help her bf.

YOU are smalltime

Yeah but it has better specs than the iPhone

Xiaomi