IPhone 7 - Pre event thread

24 hours remaining until the most important even in technology world

get hype

Recent rumors:

>High end BT AirPods by Apple
macrumors.com/2016/09/06/apple-bluetooth-earbud-plans/

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I'm pretty excited just for the memes. But Playstation has an event tomorrow too. Not sure if it's at the same time. I'm interested in that event too because the Neo memes are going to be great.

The Energous fags keep thinking it is going to have wireless charging at a distance. They are wrong.

Rumored iPhone 7 color options

>high end
>BT
>airpods

Pick one and only one.

wtf, these look like shite? no way jobes would approve this. that camera bulge looks awful

>pajeet fingers

bullshit, windows phone shills

Interested in the camera. I already use either a DAC or bt headphones so the 3.5mm removal doesn't bother me.

I doubt I'll get one though, my 6 works just fine and unless the MacBook refreshes this year are actually interesting I'm out of the apple meme for a while.

PS one is two hours later.

ios 10 when? only thing I care about

The guy is japanese you retard

I can never tell if people saying jewbs wouldn't approve this are serious or not

You've just beaten the world record for the least amount of braincells required to post.

ha, tricked...

heh... good one kid...

How much do you guys think the iPhone 7 Plus 256gb + Airpods + Apple Leather case will cost me at the release?

I don't care about the phones, just the rumored wireless earphones and the new MacBook Pros.

about tree fiddy

Apple always Wins baby. Nuff said.

>High end BT AirPods by Apple

That custom BT chip seems nice tbqh

is this really not going to have a 3.5mm jack?

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3,5mm jack is obsolete technology bro... gotta keep up with the times, it's the right move

>iPhone
I'm not a homosexual or a woman

>not owning a single apple product at LEAST

good luck ever getting laid, loser.

I have a MBP though

I know for a fact iPhone users get laid pretty often with Grindr

>I'm not a homosexual or a woman

What do you mean by this?

why does everything get worse

That honestly looks abhorrent.
I think I'll use my 6s for a few more years, maybe I'll get an SE if they give it a 128GB option.
If this is what Jony Ive's actually shat out this year, I hate to say it but I think he's lost his touch.

>not being /fit/
>thinking that you need an electronic device to get laid

Talking about things you have no idea about won't get you anywhere

JUST

>not having every secondary characteristic of success
>thinking that it matters when women can smell that deep down, right to the core of your being, you're a loser.

>virgin poordroidfags

>apple users watching 4x the gay shit
All my keks! You can't make this stuff up!

apple has no interracial tho, so...

>shemale
>gay - black
>bbw
>ebony

lmao

poordroidfags confirmed for mentally ill niggers

>>thinking that it matters when women can smell that deep down, right to the core of your being, you're a loser.

Speaking from experience I see

Android has more non-US penetration, so this graph just says more about porn browsing habits of many countries rather than just the US

You guys are incredibly stupid

Those graphs are all based in US stats

>Gay - Daddy
>Bondage
>Babysitter
>Gay - Bareback
>Threesome
K.

95% of Pornhub traffic is probably japs and pajeets, regardless of OS.

where does it say that?

So you think bondage/babysitter/threesome is gay?

lmao @ this underage kid

Go install some icon packs

youtube.com/watch?v=mefa7CQGJW4

So you think bondage/babysitter/threesome isn't gay?

lmao @ this faggot

Go suck more cock

those antenna lines look horrible, looks like I will keep my 6s plus for now

So how many Shit 6s will magically die one hour after the announcement?

I dunno, how many more samshit galaxy note 7s will explode before the announcement tho?

I'd say the same number that gets replaced for free while Applel tells iDiots to go fuck themselves and buy the new iShit 7. :^)

Why does it looks more awful every year?

what the f*ck are you talking about broski... it looks smexy af

You need to have your eyes checked.

POO

IN

LOO

...

...

I'm giving you 5 seconds to delete that picture

Why?

just do it

or I'll fuck you up

Nah, I don't really feel like it.

I'm a Mac guy. I'm a Mac fag. I dangle from the proverbial nutsack of Apple. I have the entire damn Eco system.

What we'll see from iPhone if there's even a new iPhone, the same shitty goddamn phone I'm holding in my hand right now, a 6s with tiny improvements if any.

The entire competition has quad core or better and much more ram. Pretty much better hardware spec wise. Now I like this phone and I have another line that's a regular 6 with 128gb. It's coming due for an upgrade and guess what I won't be getting, another iPhone.

There's things I like and dislike about both but I'm just leaning more towards another Android phone the next time around. Apple is and has stayed, behind just about every other phone maker on the market.

>"I loved India, the Indian people, and the smell of shit in the streets so much, I decided to bring them back with me to Apple. And that's the story of how I invented the H1B Visa."
>t. Steve Jobs

you're just mad you don't have their intelligence and technical prowess. you're sitting in a basement shittposting on a nigerian tree climbing site while these people are working hard, starting technological revolutions and swimming in cash and pussy. keep it up, neeto.

u just dont understand apple design

brown apple logos on everything when?

The new design look miles better than the 6/6s

I can't wait to see it really having no headphone jack so the apple drones start defending it and saying how it's outdated and all, then apple invents the headphone jack on the iphone 8 or maybe even the 7s and the same apple drones pull a 180.

If apple stops using something its immediately outdated. Deal with it.

Does that mean Tim Cook doesn't use an iphone?

u mad bro

I've been using apple for years and I knew this would happen. I've already switched to wireless two years ago. keep up, kiddo.

Yeah, me too that quality is great, no interference at all!

>BZZZT BZZZZT

Not with Apples new proprietary improved and Bluetooth chip that improves range, reliability and batter life :^)

I don't have too because my gadgets are meant to supply any need I could possibly have, not the other way around. If I feel like using wireless headphones I can buy one, or keep using wired as I please. Enjoy your chastity belt tho.

Too poor to buy an adapter?

Can wireless bullshit even transfer high bitrates?

yes i too want to return to the days of phones not having simple features and instead requiring an adapter to pass through its proprietary port

Oh so please tell me how removing it improves anything?

You are the one choosing to be behind times on purpose by using wired earphones so you have only yourself to blame.

it makes the phone more smexy. less holes in the phone the better.

Since when did less holes mean more sexyness?

that litle bump is cute!

the more holes a thing has the more slutty it looks. and slutty is NOT smexy.

I don't need an adapter because I don't buy outdated gadgets missing basic features. Why would I downgrade to an iphone and buy every single missing piece separately instead of getting something already complete? Technology progress is about ease of use, so that seems pretty counter-intuitive.

regardless of b8 or not,

>there are people that really think this

that genuinely upsets me

I'm sorry that I don't want to buy yet another device that needs to be charged when what I already have works fine on its own AND sounds objectively better than the wireless alternative.

macrumors.com/2016/09/06/geekbench-iphone-7-outperforms-ipad-pro/

>Geekbench Scores Suggest iPhone 7 Outperforms Current 12.9-Inch iPad Pro

It over

Apple won.

Lagdroid finished

Samsung bankrupt

That little missing hole will mean that you gotta carry around a bigger powerbank to charge both your phone and headset when out for longer periods of time.

So less holes butt more junk.

>new MacBook Pros
not tomorrow

not a problem since I never listen to music on my phone anyway... :3

Actually the extra space inside the device mean the new iPhone has a bigger battery. The A10 is also more power efficient. Even the iPhone 7 will last longer than a day. The 7+ will probably last 3. As long as apple doesnt fall for the QHD screen meme.

My S7 Edge doesn't have this problem.

No phone will last for over a day of use if you do anything fun with it. Not for years to come.

>

>samsungware
lel

You have bigger things to worry

I do, that's why I bought a smartphone to help me, not a project of one like the iPhone.

What do iPajeets have against toilets?

>paying iPhone money for a shinny curved screen and bloated android

comedy gold

There are literally more Android phones than toilets in India.

I guess that explains why iPajeets have to shit it the street since they can't afford toilets.