/csg/ Chink Shit General - Because Nobody Else Made A Thread Edition

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

IGNORE LITHUANIAN POSTS

DO NOT REPLY TO LITHUANIAN POSTERS

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WHERE
IS
NEWS

>no news

THERE IS NO NEWS

MEDIA CONTROL NOW

ACTIVATE THE PROTOCOLS OF ELDER ZION

Heres something

>type random letter into search box
>sort from low to high prices
>scroll until you find something cool and post it

>THERE IS NO NEWS
www.cnn.com
www.foxnews.com
www.bbc.com/news

TechTablets just uploaded a first look at the Xiaomi Redmi 4

youtu.be/HUPF3yPvRDY

>K

es.aliexpress.com/item/Type-K-Thermocouple-Wire-Lead-for-Digital-Thermometer/32693763888.html

Random leads for shit

Dip them in your coffee to keep it warm!

This_Looks_Safe.jpg

Why are there no videos on Comfy Reviews channel? I bought a BM-800 and wanted to see his stuff.

>O
Cool slime

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youtube.com/watch?v=MKV4LDasdbc&list=PL0Tqw-4PhIbX4xt0H7VyjeiLPnWNML9Fi&index=1

He made them private after he was outed for wanting to bone kids

You have no idea what a thermocouple is and even less how it works do you?

Slime-cooled PC build when????

I've seen that shit used in ASMR videos before

I do not

What do I look like, thermometerman?

>Non toxic
Sounds legit

I like mine. Works fine for when the IR thermometer doesn't.

NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK

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>es.aliexpress

god damnit diego

>U

Weird clipper things
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If those were cheaper I might buy some, but they are a bit pricey.

Xiaomi’s Android set-top box to launch as soon as October for less than $100

techcrunch.com/2016/09/06/xiaomi-mi-box-launch/

ayoooo

Fuck off with your falseflagging Lithuanian autist

I'm about to join you RMN3P brothers but I need your last advice. Will gearbest ship me the global version? Anything special that I need to request from them?
Using gearbest because I have 15 euros worth of good boy points

>Comfy already came back to the Discord and said his permaban comment was a joke unlike yours. You're way behind.

He got banned once for spamming the discord invite, a while later he got permabanned for posting a referral link to some cashback site.
He's still banned.

I you're from the EU, there are new RN3Ps now which support LTE band 20, get one of these if you can.

I'm in need of a multimeter, anyone that can recommend a good cheap one?

Hmmm... not sure. That's pretty close to a Intel / Windows box.

Typically Android HTPC are cheaper and still do their job if you want something cheap that does a job as a mini server / HTPC thing.

you're a shit OP, no news

these things get me every fucking time they pop up

WHAT'S WRONG WITH LITHUANIANS??

What do you need accuracy wise? What do you want to measure (capacitance or inductance too?) and which ranges do you need?
If you want a simple one even a DT830B works ok

What does it need to do?

post some links to some good shit you guys have bought recently.

want to get more chinko shito

Right, thanks for the heads up. The frequency checker tool said that the global version is all ok for my country hence why I asked

Fluke 17b+ might be a tad expensive but it will be the last multimeter you'll ever need.
All-sun is pretty decent as well.

What's your budget and what sort of shit do you want? Practical, fun, crossdressing?

Practical and fun crossdressing.

www.aliexpress.com/item/EEVBlog-Dave-approved/32385233650.html?

> DT830B
Seconded if it needs to be dirt cheap.

Next suggested step up is UNI-T UT120C 'cause easily compact enough for a tool box and auto ranging.

Nice device, but IMO very few will benefit from going above a UT-61E, which even is useful for basic electronics.

don't worry about budget my friend, after that just the first two are fine.

Between setting his videos to private and not showing his face in his Discord channel for about a week after he was outed I think he may have had a breakdown.

>after he was outed
Did I miss something?

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Thank you Jack Ma

he's a pedo

Link me up to the archive senpai

Sounds based

The DT830B seems to be just what I need, thanks. And it's mostly just for when I'm playing with my Arduino or Raspberry PI. Or future homework.

> www.aliexpress.com/item/EEVBlog-Dave-approved/32385233650.html
This link doesn't seem to work

I'll consider it when I've got more money.

oh god

> Jack Ma
Much of that stuff is "thank you Shiying Sexy Lingerie" ("dear-lover").

paper bag

anyone had sharknado mixza shopped picture? really funny desu senpai.

Is her name Flora? Cause she is the definition of butterface

He can't because it's not true. Lithu is the one who got caught being permabanned for child porn and his response was NO UR A PEDO and making up lies. Proof he's underaged. If you look in the previous thread there was a link to the Lithuanian admitting he has a permaban for child porn. He flipped out when people found it and now he's blaming Comfy.

Get a quadcopter for fun purposes. XK X250 is fantastic and about $35 for the non-camera version. Get some spare batteries to go with it.
quadcopters/pp_186259.html

banggood.com/XK-X250-2_4G-4CH-6-Axis-RC-Quadcopter-Compatible-With-Futaba-S-FHSS-p-974721.html

What's right with us, Lithuanians?..

>everyone who doesn't want to see this thread overrun by youtube superstars and their sycophant squads must be one person and that person is from lithuania

What makes it particularly good?

Stop lying you pedophile
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55813953#p55814726

hmmmm... really made me think

was gonna get it, with a camera some faggot here recommended.

any particular reason i should pick one mode against the other one?

I'm looking for a cheap mp3 player, are there any chink ones that are worth it?

Ruizu x02

Don't fall for the ruizu meme. it's shit.

Why are quads good, or why is this one good? To answer the latter:
>decent flying time
>excellent build quality
>good range (>100m with stock transmitter)
>asymmetrical shape makes orientation easier
>very stable and copes with moderate winds well
>plays the theme song from "Alf" when the battery runs low to warn you to land it before it falls out of the sky

It is long as you don't plug it into wall.

Yeah, dial including borders is 40mm

I am almost certainly that faggot.
Mode 1/mode 2 refers to the controller; in mode 1 the throttle/yaw are on the right stick whereas for mode 2 they're on the left, with the other stick handling pitch and roll. Pretty much all toy quadcopters are mode 2, so go with that unless you have a pressing reason not to.

Is there anything good apart from the Xiaomi quadcopter if I wanted a fully stabilized camera?

Maybe a more lightweight one?

> why is this one good?
That. Thanks for the response.

Don't be a fag, build your own quad

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Blue one is cheapest.

More lightweight means more susceptible to wind. The main memecopter for half-decent aerial photography is the DJI phantom series but at $450 or so for the base model it doesn't really qualify as chink shit anymore.

You won't be doing that on the cheap.

give me a parts list then lad

alright thanks for info

Any good chinkshit ecigs?

All ecigs are Chinese. What's your budget?

I'm really looking for cheap eliquid

I'mpressive trips

I'd tap that in a heartbeat when she'd be so slutty in front of me

Don't be a retard.
Either buy locally or if cost is an issue mix your own.

>chinks label their prices as $0.01 - $20
>$0.01 color/size combination is never available
HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

i bought chinese eliquid and ended up in the hospital for a week

I wish you could report them for it and they lose a % of positive feedback for their store.

>tfw earbuds broke
Are the Pison 2s still the best meme in town or were they dethroned?

Looking for an RC car or at least an ali store that sells decent parts. Any recommendations?

N
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CUTE

CUUUUTEEE

it's so they show up as the first ones when you select the lowest price option

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Im considering making a chink cross necklace for myself off Ali. For about $10 I could make something pretty nice looking.
Im assuming everything on there that's """gold""" will turn black or green in a few days so Im just looking at """silver""", """titanium""", and stainless steel pieces.

I also noticed there big lots of chains you could buy for cheap, about 80 cents a piece for several dozen. Any jews around here could make a lot of money selling these or buying cheap pendants under $3 and selling it together for $20 - $50 a piece

Okay, how fucking retarded do I have to be to order a FiiO E10K off of ali? Am I just gonna get a box full of asbestos?

Are those actually confirmed good or are we going off the KZ name?

Piston 2's were dethroned when Piston 3's came out.
But now Piston 3's aren't being made and they're increasing in price.
Xiaomi Hybrids is the new meme.

> More lightweight means more susceptible to wind.
Yea, it's not like I like that either. But heavier quadcopters require closing an extra insurance deal here.

Ah well, I might eventually just suck it up and get it.

> The main memecopter for half-decent aerial photography is the DJI phantom serie
The footage I saw from these didn't look as good as the Xiaomi's...?

Bamboo? What the fuck, is this legit?>

>56455873
I'm pretty sure they have a legit store on ali as well.

Look at the seller and feedback.

Wouldn't the chink wood start to splay apart?
Also I would kinda worry about splinters

>Bamboo? What the fuck, is this legit?>
Why wouldn't it be? They had other woods and metals before. Bamboo is like the cheapest useful material possible.

I reported one once and Ali mailed me they had been lowered in the search.
But I doubt it actually works.

Really Sherlock

>cross necklace
for what purpose

Anything ""silver""" will turn black as well.

Worry harder, user. It's good for you.

Feedback looks good but can't they just fake that shit?

Besides this what are the most AESTHETIC chink IEMs under 30 USD?