TRI did it Again

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> 2015 + 1
> The finest Smart Phone ever crafted doesn't exist for two more years
> Why even live?

For people who tldr

> 6.4" 4K Screen
> 3x Snapdragon 830, two of which process in parallel via proprietary WiGig technology
> 60mp Quad Rear Camera with Triplet Lense
> 18GB LPDDR4X RAM
> 1.2 TB Storage, 256GBx3, Dual MicroSD Slots
> Deep Learning Swoardfish OS
> 120 wh Battery including Hydrogen Fuel Cell
> Quad Nano SIM cards
> AR and A.L.A.N. (to be revealed)

hydrogen fuel cell, what wizardry is this

Prepared to be raped and murdered by gangsta negros if they ever see you with this phone. I'll wait for the cheap chinky clone.

What the fuck, what for?

More performance !== more better

If you have enough money to buy this you wouldn't even be near niggers in a 10 mile radius the

>no mention of cooling technology for the 3x 830s

into le bin it goes

What does the parallel processors have to do with Wigig? It's a wireless standard.

surely this is fake? its got every meme on the planet, even if it were real it would cost FAR too much

buzzwording

>6.4"
that's literally a tablet

>120Wh battery
>on a phone
Sure.

Doesn't science fiction belong on Sup Forums?

60mp camera
Holy fucking shit is that what technology has come to now?
I'm still using my sgs4

That retarded shit will never exist. I'd rather have a laptop with mobile internet, that's what this shit is trying to be.

that keyboard is disgusting

Why the fuck would a phone need to be that powerful? Like honestly what would you do with it?

theyre using all the power for the latest AI memes (deep learning and neural networks and such)

looks like a memephone

its fake. they just threw a bunch of words together to make dumb people fall for their shit.
They are just going to run away with all the investor money once there is sufficient hype.

>be driving down the highway some evening
>look in rearview mirror
>out of the darkness, goatse approaches

>again
Seriously? It's Vaporware - The Company.

i have a 6 inch phone and its perfect size. i dunno if .4" extra would make it a tablet

le goatse xd

What's up with all the inexistent phones entirely made of buzzwords being shilled all the time on Sup Forums?
>TRI plans on connecting multiple CPUs via WiGig by implementing an ad-hoc driver to the 60GHz channel via on-board USB3.0. This complicated computing process stores a transient matrix in SSD of CPU(1), then it recomputes and shares the transient matrix with the other SSD of CPU(2) simultaneously. This results in the CPUs sharing their computing power in parallel. Such proprietary technology enables TRI to achieve never-seen-before computing power on a mobile device. So what exactly is this technology intended for? The answer is - Computational Intelligence (CI).
Do people actually fall for this? Are they this retarded?

The future is real, and it's my friend.

>6.4" 4K Screen

That thing wont be anywhere near those stuff if comes out and will be a great great fail (implying it will come out)

Every phone shilled and praised by g turns out to be shit after release and g suddenly.stops talking about it

I'd be very very surprised if the phone
A) was anywhere near these specs
B) ever even comes out

This is Sup Forums's Star Citizen.

I guess that's pretty cool if it'll actually happen, but why the fuck is the screen so rounded? Thats a fucking terrible design flaw especially for a phone that's gonna cost as much as that would.

Hacking the mainframe bruh

>not going straight for the Gibson

I hope it has a desktop GTX 1440

>le 4k on screens smaller than 10"

>literally "well memed friend" the phone

>Such proprietary technology enables TRI to achieve never-seen-before computing power on a mobile device.
>proprietary

Outrageous baseless claims that are so far in the future that they are irrelevant. By the time this small Finnish company gets their "revolutionary" smartphone to market not only will several Chinese manufacturers have stolen all of its best features, the established players in the tech industry will have better technology reaching the market. Also who is going to want to switch to another mobile OS at this point, normies only care about muh apps and technological minded consumers won't fall for flakey advertising.

nice meme

nice shill, how much do they pay you Rakeesh?

if it costs more than $300 then I don't care

>that much buzzwords
This doesn't look good

I'd kill for the physical keyboard.

OP here. I only made this thread because TRI seems to be on a roll for making outrageous claims for their upcoming phones. Your an autistic faggot for not getting that.

No one cares enough about Sup Forums to pay anyone to post about retarded shit like this. You literally don't matter at all.

>not only will several Chinese manufacturers have stolen all of its best features
I'm pretty sure chinks have a 12 core phone scheduled for this year, it wouldn't surprise me if the launch a 24 core SoC within the next 1 or 2 years
That looks like capacitative trash senpai, this is designed by some 8 yr old minecraft autist

>your

> You got hit by autocorrect! Your argument is invalid!

Perfect meme for this thread, faggot.