Why you don't have a plant in your desk?

Why you don't have a plant in your desk?

i have a cactus to protect me of radiation

Me too.

I have no windows

I had a cactus I was given at work but it died ;_;

Fuck taking care of that shit

they always die

because they put out negative energy and make the area toxic

middle geg

>in your desk
I have several plants beside my desk (and around the apartment). that arrangement in the pic just seems unsafe, who dont they just hang them like they're supposed to. Cant be too hard to just throw some string or something up unto those pipes in the ceiling

I have dozens of house plants and hundreds of plants outside (I'm a botanist) but none live in my office. The shades are always drawn so there's not enough reliable and predictable light for plants to thrive

I'm sensitive to plants, that's why I'm fucking inside and not outside with those fucking allergy-producing monsters.

get cacti or succulents

cant stand those either

>cactus blocks radiation
>router has to work double to produce a decent signal
>ends up getting twice the radiation

Small as fuck desk, would have the plant all over me

You and me both might be the only people that have cacti die on them

Check out S. arboricola, the dwarf umbrella tree. Very easy to care for, and very little allergic response to most humans.

They live for decades even when infrequently cared for

Northern Canadian here.
What's a cacti?

Eh, I'd rather just avoid all plant life and play it safe. I don't need that shit in my life.

Spiky cucumber

Bamboo/Aloe Vera/ect.

Went by a store that sold some cool succulents and cacti. Might get one.

>Windows XP

It must be a fieldday out there for hackers.

Google it you useless leaf

I work in an IT service desk and we hot desk

>every day is a new day
>have to come in an hour early unpaid just to setup all over again

Make good choices at school kids, lest you end up like me

Seriously they all look like they could tip over at any minute no plant wants to die a painful death like that

this.

no matter what i do, I can't keep them alive.
probably has something to do with lack of sunlight/not right temperature. watering them too much can also kill them.

I had a giant fern plant and it really did make my room feel more fresh.

I'm not getting a fake one either because it'd just feel wrong.