/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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aliexpress.com/item/New-original-JOYROOM-E101-3-5mm-Flat-Cable-In-ear-Stereo-Earphone-with-Microphone-for-iPhone/1000001905691.html
banggood.com/Xiaomi-Smart-90-Running-Shoes-Super-Light-Sneakers-Bluetooth-4_0-English-APP-Comfortable-Upper-p-1076338.html
gadgets.ndtv.com/mobiles/news/xiaomi-redmi-4-specifications-tipped-on-certification-site-mi-note-2-launch-date-leaked-1454742
aliexpress.com/item/niggerbass/32648972219.html
gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_3-7862.php
banggood.com/10annv.html
youtube.com/watch?v=43vQPaS7qSc
aliexpress.com/item/250-m-laser-2-000-020-times-zoom-Ambarella-1080P-HD-network-PTZ-speed-dome-camera/32219420206.html
aliexpress.com/item/KKMOON-H-264-HD-720P-Wireless-WiFi-IP-Camera-Outdoor-2-8-12mm-Auto-focus-PTZ/32685546170.html
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first for my shark arrived

and the chinamen threw in some extra goodies

>buy googly eyes
>the back of the eyes is not sticky
>have to use glue

Straight towards the trash desu.

>3.91MB

>tfw no one's sent me goodies yet

Feels bad, man

What's the best cheap tablet/laptop (like the MS Surface)?
Someone in another thread told me that the ones with Intel Cherry Trail are shit, but the problem is that they all use those and everything in my country costs too fucking much.
It doesn't need to do a lot, the most resource intensive thing it needs to do is stream flash video.

I think you're supposed to peel the back off to reveal the sticky

Eighth for discord being cancer

aliexpress.com/item/New-original-JOYROOM-E101-3-5mm-Flat-Cable-In-ear-Stereo-Earphone-with-Microphone-for-iPhone/1000001905691.html

These things look so damn creepy, like they're going to molest and cum in your ears

>implying you wouldn't like that

you little slut

i also got a chink flashlight in the mail but i think i got midly chinked
happy now?

I got banned from the discord server for questioning the point of hoarding useless material crap.

did i get chinked?

move the thing on the front back to move the "focus"

Anything good to do with banggood coins that I'm missing?
Or is it just exchanging for useless coupons and overpriced products?

Be sure to report them to the appropriate authorities.

Adjust the beam focus you double digit

yeah i know that i was talking about the corner leds not working

They're supposed to be having a big sale starting tomorrow.

that's normal
I've got a similar one and the focused beam looks like that.

>corner LEDS

That weird shape is how it's supposed to look you tard.
It's one big LED, not a collection of smaller ones.

>not a spider

Cube i7/iwork11

But that has nothing to do with the coins that you can collect daily, has it?

Redpill me on the redmi 3 /csg/. Is that phone worth it? Can I use it with no gapps? Dies xiaomi harvest a shitload of data with their phone or is it okay?

that' normal for cheap "cree" based torches, both my AA ones and my 18650 torch do it

Xiaomi is making shoes now, and even they're connected to the botnet

banggood.com/Xiaomi-Smart-90-Running-Shoes-Super-Light-Sneakers-Bluetooth-4_0-English-APP-Comfortable-Upper-p-1076338.html

is it bad that I like the way they look?

Slap CM13 on it without GApps and you're good to go

No.
Because they look like reasonable running shoes. Close enough to Nike Flyknits/Yeezys to be fashionable.

they already had a similar model, made by one of their side companies (way before /csg/ even existed)

this model looks better, and I'd buy them if I wasn't a fat fuck

ok thanks

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No, those coins are only good for either spinning the rigged roulette wheel or exchanging for bullshit coupons. Every so often you'll get $0.10 worth of Banggood points (equivalent to good boy points) via spinning the wheel but that's it.

The clearance sale does look like it'll be quite good though if you want last year's hot memes.

Redmi 3 pro I assume? The 3s has no ROM because of the CPU. I really might get one of the new nexus phones turn out to be expensive shit.

Don't get the MTK version

just... don't


Also look at the Redmi Note 3 Pro, that's an even better phone than the R3P and an even better dev community.

Why not? The MTK version is better and cheaper

Discordo doesn't work

because you're stuck with MIUI

And that matters because...?

Note is too big. 5 inch is the maximum I could tolerate.

I won't get mediatek, lol.

works here

Redmi 3 Snapdragon + CM13 and you're all set then

What? The redmi 3s has a snapdragon SoC just like the redmi 3 pro

Miui is a great ui though

sword with a gun. easily

if you like iOS

also if you like not getting Android updates

I love the look of MIUI.
For the two years I had a Galaxy S3, I stuck a MIUI Rom on it and loved it.

But a different soc. That's the issue.

Redmi 3s > redmi 3 in terms of hardware I guess. But it has no ROM since the soc is different.

Yeah, it's got a Snapdragon 430

Did Qualcomm skip 420?

There was the 400, 410 and now the 430

Do they not want to blaze it?

Should I buy the Redmi 3s/3 pro or wait for the Redmi 4s/4 pro since Redmi 4 will probably come with memetek?
How long does Xiaomi takes between releasing the memetek version and the almighty dragon version?

>Max size 10.5
Fucking china, give me my size 13.

does my mi band 2 look good? also it was a bitch to pair. Like really fucking difficult, just a heads up to anyone who is gonna get it, steps are fairly accurate so far, bu I've not gonna and done a work out or anything. (the other things on my wrist are things my gf has got me, I'm not a pajeet, though she is)

The rumours are pointing to the redmi 4 releasing with snapdragon 625

gadgets.ndtv.com/mobiles/news/xiaomi-redmi-4-specifications-tipped-on-certification-site-mi-note-2-launch-date-leaked-1454742

"Beginning with Redmi 4, the smartphone is listed with model number 201606. It will be made available in Gold and Silver colour variants, and looks quite similar to the Redmi Note 4. It is expected to sport a 5-inch full-HD (1920x1080 pixels) display. It is pegged to be powered by a 1.8GHz MediaTek Helio P10 octa-core processor. This refutes the previous rumour of a Snapdragon 625 processor."

>>Miui is a great ui though
>he doesn't know about the built in ads

As usual, the one with the Snapdragon will be the "S" variant.

I just got the KZ EDR2, which I bought for $3.74. The model without mic.

Of course they're not anywhere as good as the Rock Zircon and Piston 3, but I'd say they're considerably better value for the money, as they cost a bit more than a third of the Zircons.
They do have some considerable niggerbass, a bit too much for my taste, so one should keep that in mind before buying those. With that said, it's not so much bass that it drowns out everything else, so they should be good for bassheads.
Hiphop sounds great with these, and garage indie rockshit is also pretty good, but more jazzy/piano/violin performances sound pretty awkward.

They actually play louder than the Rock Zircons, which is rather impressive, but they leak considerably less sound, which is nice. I also believe they isolate better, but I've not tried that yet.

The tips are also more than adequate, and not as dogshit as I expected them to be. Some would probably buy other tips for them, but I don't feel like that's necessary.

The general quality of the hardware seems to be just alright. It doesn't seem like they'll break by looking at them wrong, but they don't seem THAT sturdy either. But then again, if you break them, you can just buy another pair for, like, no money.

All in all, it was a good purchase and I would definitely recommend them to people who enjoy bass.

aliexpress.com/item/niggerbass/32648972219.html

I would recommend other people to get the version with a mic, as it also includes a button to pause the music.

But there's a Redmi 3 (not Pro, not S) that has a SD processor
gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_3-7862.php

I also got this from Lightinthebox for 2 cents, plus 50 cents for shipping.
It's a bottle, I guess. It holds water.
It virtually takes no space when empty, which I why I got it.
It's nice enough, I guess.

I hate that my piston 3s can't do bass, I'm tempted.

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the tests, looks pretty good to me

Which is normally released a few months later, right?

I read somewhere that the mediakek version is aimed at the Chinese market and SD version is aimed at the international market. Not sure how long between releases.

there is a way to fix it, remove the internal black ring

That looks like chink version of Shizuku.

What are some good chinky bluetooth earphones? Looking to spend

>big LED
lmao retard

I think it's because Xiaomi is banned from selling mediatek-based phones in India

The Rock Zircons have nicer bass than the Piston 3, but if you want BASS, then yeah, then the KZ EDR2 would be worth getting.
Hell, it would be worth getting regardless, they're dirt cheap.

Do you think the seller might give me an extra gift if I say I'm on the fence about ordering a 50 dollar item?

Check out the KZ HDSE, cheapest I saw was ~$16 on aliexpress

Is this really csg?

Really?

And no one talk about this?

banggood.com/10annv.html

What is there to talk about? the snap-up sales are impossible to obtain and every other sale seems pretty mediocre.

any secret way make BG points?

Spam referral links like the youtube e-celebs do.

Thanks, it looks more legit than non branded ones on Ali with like 4K orders. Any alternatives to the KZ one? Maybe one that has been out for a while and has been tested

>90-Running-Shoes
youtube.com/watch?v=43vQPaS7qSc

those exact bottles are less than a dollar on ali.

>for 2 cents, plus 50 cents for shipping.

Doesn't hurt to try.

To chink the chinks...
That is the next level.

Are there any good outdoor security cameras?

Any good roms for the Redmi note 3 pro?

aliexpress.com/item/250-m-laser-2-000-020-times-zoom-Ambarella-1080P-HD-network-PTZ-speed-dome-camera/32219420206.html

I don't know if it works, but someone would be an absolute madman to try and fuck with a house that has a bunch of these motherfuckers.

haha there are no built in ads, you've got a vendor rom!

Chinking the chinkies is always fun.
How should I word it?

>spends $1k on security cams
>to avoid a loss of $1k in stolen goods

And I want to add that I dislike the stock android feeling because you have to swipe down twise to get to the quick toggles

Just got my mi band2 and Kingdian ssd 240gb. Gonna review them when i get home.

Be sure to start with "Hi Friend"

Reminds me of those squid things from the matrix

>1k
I'm a NEET and my belongings value higher than that, never mind someone who has an entire house.

Did you shave your arms?

HE ASKED FOR GOOD

NOT CHEAP

Here

aliexpress.com/item/KKMOON-H-264-HD-720P-Wireless-WiFi-IP-Camera-Outdoor-2-8-12mm-Auto-focus-PTZ/32685546170.html

These are cute

Step aside.

>left a two star review on Gearbest's website
>the review never showed up because Gearbest only lets 4 and 5 star reviews through
...
>left a one star review on Gearbest's app on the PlayStore mentioning their shitty practices
>the chinks have immediately replied asking to fix the situation
>don't care
>mfw

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yes, hello friend
i see you have problem, leave 1 star on store of plays
i'm sure we can discuss
you like family, yes?
want see them again, yes?
change rating and everything okay again, friend :)

I recall an user saying his Mpow wolverine's being really nice, heard good things about Macaw t1000 and moxpad x90 too

>shaves his arms
>kek