So I might have my first client but he wants me to talk on the phone. I'm pretty sure I sound like a retard plus I'm probably gonna be really nervous and stutter a lot. Should I just give up? I was thinking of telling him I have a disability and I can only communicate over email or text.
Should I do it? Should I try to condition my self over the next 24 hours by dialing random numbers and trying to have a conversation with the people who answer?
tell him you have a sore throat from sucking too many dicks
>Should I try to condition my self over the next 24 hours by dialing random numbers and trying to have a conversation with the people who answer?
This is called harassment and/or unsolicited marketing depending on what country you're in
buy gun shoot head
[spoiler] you have 24 hours. [/spoiler]
Are you that vim retard who is "learning go" but still likes to pretend that he wrote the example snippets he poses with?
>he saves my pic
I'm honored.
Never said I wrote that code either. Are you implying you learn a language without actually working through any kind of tutorial?
Let's see some of your work. Oh wait you won't post any because you're literally a fraud. You just go online posting comments on other peoples code because it makes you feel like a real programmer.
Triggered?
>Oh wait you won't post any because you're literally a fraud.
You're in no position to talk, you stupid socially retarded neet.
I'm not the one wanting to pretend to be quadraplegic and mute just so I don't have to talk.
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>tell him you have a sore throat from sucking too many dicks
kek'd. and OP can also claim homophobia if he gets fired.
>claim homophobia if he gets fired
is even possiblt to fire a neet?
well I'm still probably better at coding than you and I've probably had sex with more women than you. And by women i mean females born with vaginas.
>and I've probably had sex with more women than you. And by women i mean females born with vaginas.
Keep it up.
Your entire entire existence is comedy gold.
You realize you won't look like as much of an idiot if you just don't reply, right?
Same fag
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Enjoy your rejection email.
Anyone can edit html with the browser tools. Pathetic.
How else can I prove it, then?
>how do I talk to people
You don't. You crawl into a hole and die. Please do that now so you're not bothering the rest of us.
Only an august would even consider this
This.
Nothing pisses me off more than social autists pretending they're """"people""" and wasting resources that could go to more deserving people in need.
same fag
Go away.
Same fag
Pathetic.
>he doesn't even realize you can see samefags
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I think I'll keep bumping this thread since OP is desperate for it to fall off.
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>I'm pretty sure I sound like a retard plus I'm probably gonna be really nervous and stutter a lot
Maybe you should stop being a faggot if you're seriously going to run a business.
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Just tell him you prefer to discuss business over email so you dont omit any details and dont forget anything when working between multiple clients.
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>mfw I'm an august too
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You can't, since you're the same faggot
Yeah, no.
just talk to him nerd
Just tell that you're a low-functioning autist. It will go perfectly right.
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down half bottle of vodka.
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I chuckled
>I was thinking of telling him I have a disability and I can only communicate over email or text.
Sup Forums, everyone.
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Uh, if it's that big of an issue I guess you could try to continue with E-Mails?
But if you are running a company, you should really go out and learn how to talk to people. It will help you a lot, and being there in person might be the difference between netting the client that keeps you alive or failing.
OP here.
Just got off the phone with the guy, He was more nervous than me. Gonna get about $600 for 10 hours worth of work though. Thanks Sup Forums.
* and then he offered me his daughter to fuck. Shit was so cash. Y'all mad jelly.
Not too shabby, but you should still learn to talk to people.
For reals.
Not everyone will be like that dude.
tell him you're deaf or don't own a phone for privacy reasons
Take a shot of whiskey and a shot of espresso before the phone call
I find the trick to talking to normies is to think of yourself as your own secretary and to represent yourself in the same manner you'd represent a professional. If you can't do that at the very least, you're too autistic for me to help