>30 MINUTES UNTIL IPHONE 7 ANNOUNCEMENT
Who else /noheadphonejack/?
>30 MINUTES UNTIL IPHONE 7 ANNOUNCEMENT
Who else /noheadphonejack/?
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appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net
p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net
hlsplayer.net
p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net
appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net
apple.com
twitter.com
Excited to see the AirPods
Nice to see Farmer Cook's flock of sheep out today.
Link to a non-mac stream?
>Requires a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10.
no thanks
>airpods
>still have a cable
>have a 1 pound battery attached to it
>$1 chinese DAC for good measure
>holds charge for whooping 2 hours
INNOVATION!
Some faggy music started playing. Also background image change. At first I didn't notice because I opened a YouTube video just when it happened and wondered about the strange music.
Thanks, user
#HYPELIFE
the fuck was this guy doing
Will there be a sticky?
>Your browser doesn't support live streaming of the event.
Why?
JUMPMANJUMPMANJUMPMAN
>apple
>sticky
this is Sup Forums m8
vlc networkstream?
because apple thats why
here is a link to the livestream appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net
open it in vlc
>wireless earphones
>let's waste rare earth metals on shit that does a worse job than the old version
Apple is strongly making a case for a command economy
>that video UI
what year is it
welcome! must be your first time here
as many as i can remember of the previous apple keynotes had stickies on here
>Some faggy music started playing. Also background image change. At first I didn't notice because I opened a YouTube video just when it happened and wondered about the strange music.
Same here.
>>wireless earphones
KEK
>degenerate nigger music
> waste
If you can buy it do what you want
Just makes a better marker for anyone mining the metals when the price skyrockets
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN
you are the most based user in this thread so far
thank you
So are the new Apple Cinema Displays going to be 21:9 considering they're going with this aspect ratio for a fucking keynote of all things?
IT'S HAPPENING
This nig nog music is shit
Thanks user
Why are they using a WIDE as fuck camera?
I get:
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00141.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00142.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00143.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00144.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00145.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00146.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00147.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00148.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00149.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00150.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
When opening the link in Firefox (and opening it with VLC), and also when pasting it in the "open network stream"
>tfw the new iphone will be ULTRALONG
new widescreen macbooks confirmed
What rare earth metal?
YES me too. Cant use MPC-HC or MPV
Movie resolution for posterity.
wew sticky when?
Did your mother name you Samuel after the Bible?
Nice name
Every Sam I've known has been legit
>open mpc hc
>feed it downloaded m3u8 file from
>>p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net
works fine here
Yes, you're retarded.
put the link in chrome
Hi Samuel
Fuck this pajeet music.
>not having Windows 10 so you don't need a bootleg workaround
for those who don't want to leave chrome, you can paste
into hlsplayer.net
and it plays fine, works in macOS fullscreen/splitscreen (which vlc won't do for me)
Can we just skip to next year?
WTF
APPLE CAR
Oh god not this faggot
You dont need to have chrome or firefox open, just open VLC from Program Files(x86) and paste the link inside Open Network Stream
CELEBRITIES
LMAOOOOO
>iPhone 7 will shape the design of android phones for the next 2 years
i want out
+1
At work we already got the cases and shipper displays in for the 7. Can confirm, no headphone jack. And the larger one has a larger slot for the camera. Two speakers on bottom, and the camera on the regular 7 looks a little different. It is maybe a mm or to bigger, seeing as my 6s fit in the cases.
cringe
wtf is this cringe
Remember to use mpv to watch this trash.
Hahah so relatable
Nah... It's fine.
jesus fucking christ....
woah so uplifting
thx apple
BTFO
Ready to off my self
STEVE JOBS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE RIGHT NOW
Pharrell why are you such a sellout?
Fuck Tim Cock
I want Steve Jobs back
DUDE CELEBRITIES!
What's up with that fat faggot driving that faggot around?
> asian with big boobies
now that's amazing technology
$10 says the Music demo is a lot shorter than the cringe we faced last time.
Whoa
I need to come out too
MUCH HILARIOUS
Apple car is literally a rebadged range rover
steve jobs would kill a bitch
Tim "Cringe" - wtf i hate apple now
who else works for Apple here?
I like pharell
When are they going to play Move That Dope?
holy fuck, we already knew applel stuff was for retards and hipsters, and that tim cooked was an actual faggot but this shit is beyond all that in ways i cant explain...
>curry up now
jesus christ
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
CLAPCLAPCLAP
well i dont so fuck you
jk
>"Stop me if you have already seen this"
His presentations were good.
singing along to pop music is sure to win the hearts of impressionable youths
thanfranthisco
what the fuck?!
Who doesn't?
almost as cringy as bill gates and seinfeld
Link to the sticky?
>no stream links for us non apple cucks?
MEMES XDDDDDD
i wish I was a girl.
lossless apple music ftw
>non apple cucks?
literally on the apple frontpage,ass
apple.com
Read the thread you dumb fuck, one's been posted.
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