30 MINUTES UNTIL IPHONE 7 ANNOUNCEMENT

>30 MINUTES UNTIL IPHONE 7 ANNOUNCEMENT

Who else /noheadphonejack/?

apple.com/apple-events/september-2016/

Other urls found in this thread:

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p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1609lijbsdfvoihbadfvohbsdfvljhb/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
hlsplayer.net/
p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net
appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222436/1609lijbsdfvoihbadfvohbsdfvljhb/master/1800/1800.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
apple.com/apple-events/september-2016/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Excited to see the AirPods

Nice to see Farmer Cook's flock of sheep out today.

Link to a non-mac stream?

appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222436/1609lijbsdfvoihbadfvohbsdfvljhb/master/4500/4500.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=

Got you senpai

>Requires a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10.
no thanks

>airpods
>still have a cable
>have a 1 pound battery attached to it
>$1 chinese DAC for good measure
>holds charge for whooping 2 hours
INNOVATION!

Some faggy music started playing. Also background image change. At first I didn't notice because I opened a YouTube video just when it happened and wondered about the strange music.

Thanks, user

#HYPELIFE

the fuck was this guy doing

Will there be a sticky?

>Your browser doesn't support live streaming of the event.

Why?

JUMPMANJUMPMANJUMPMAN

>apple
>sticky

this is Sup Forums m8

vlc networkstream?

because apple thats why
here is a link to the livestream appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222436/1609lijbsdfvoihbadfvohbsdfvljhb/master/4500/4500.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
open it in vlc

>wireless earphones

>let's waste rare earth metals on shit that does a worse job than the old version

Apple is strongly making a case for a command economy

>that video UI
what year is it

welcome! must be your first time here
as many as i can remember of the previous apple keynotes had stickies on here

>Some faggy music started playing. Also background image change. At first I didn't notice because I opened a YouTube video just when it happened and wondered about the strange music.

Same here.

>>wireless earphones
KEK

>degenerate nigger music

> waste
If you can buy it do what you want
Just makes a better marker for anyone mining the metals when the price skyrockets

JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN

you are the most based user in this thread so far
thank you

So are the new Apple Cinema Displays going to be 21:9 considering they're going with this aspect ratio for a fucking keynote of all things?

IT'S HAPPENING

This nig nog music is shit

Thanks user

Why are they using a WIDE as fuck camera?

I get:
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00141.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00142.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00143.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00144.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00145.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00146.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00147.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00148.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00149.ts" (Bad file descriptor).
File reading failed:
VLC could not open the file "C:\Users\Samuel\AppData\Local\Temp\4500907a_00150.ts" (Bad file descriptor).

When opening the link in Firefox (and opening it with VLC), and also when pasting it in the "open network stream"

>tfw the new iphone will be ULTRALONG

new widescreen macbooks confirmed

What rare earth metal?

YES me too. Cant use MPC-HC or MPV

Movie resolution for posterity.

wew sticky when?

Did your mother name you Samuel after the Bible?

Nice name

Every Sam I've known has been legit

>open mpc hc
>feed it downloaded m3u8 file from
>>p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1609lijbsdfvoihbadfvohbsdfvljhb/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
works fine here

Yes, you're retarded.

put the link in chrome

Hi Samuel

Fuck this pajeet music.

>not having Windows 10 so you don't need a bootleg workaround

for those who don't want to leave chrome, you can paste

appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222436/1609lijbsdfvoihbadfvohbsdfvljhb/master/4500/4500.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=

into hlsplayer.net/

and it plays fine, works in macOS fullscreen/splitscreen (which vlc won't do for me)

Can we just skip to next year?

WTF
APPLE CAR

Oh god not this faggot

You dont need to have chrome or firefox open, just open VLC from Program Files(x86) and paste the link inside Open Network Stream

CELEBRITIES

LMAOOOOO

>iPhone 7 will shape the design of android phones for the next 2 years

i want out

+1

At work we already got the cases and shipper displays in for the 7. Can confirm, no headphone jack. And the larger one has a larger slot for the camera. Two speakers on bottom, and the camera on the regular 7 looks a little different. It is maybe a mm or to bigger, seeing as my 6s fit in the cases.

cringe

wtf is this cringe

Remember to use mpv to watch this trash.

Hahah so relatable

Nah... It's fine.

jesus fucking christ....

woah so uplifting
thx apple

BTFO

Ready to off my self

STEVE JOBS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE RIGHT NOW

Pharrell why are you such a sellout?

Fuck Tim Cock

I want Steve Jobs back

DUDE CELEBRITIES!

What's up with that fat faggot driving that faggot around?

> asian with big boobies

now that's amazing technology

$10 says the Music demo is a lot shorter than the cringe we faced last time.

Whoa
I need to come out too

MUCH HILARIOUS

Apple car is literally a rebadged range rover

steve jobs would kill a bitch

THIS LINK WORKS WITH VLC
p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net
p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net
p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net

Tim "Cringe" - wtf i hate apple now

who else works for Apple here?

I like pharell

When are they going to play Move That Dope?

holy fuck, we already knew applel stuff was for retards and hipsters, and that tim cooked was an actual faggot but this shit is beyond all that in ways i cant explain...
>curry up now

jesus christ

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

CLAPCLAPCLAP

well i dont so fuck you

jk

>"Stop me if you have already seen this"
His presentations were good.

singing along to pop music is sure to win the hearts of impressionable youths

thanfranthisco

what the fuck?!

Who doesn't?

almost as cringy as bill gates and seinfeld

Link to the sticky?

>no stream links for us non apple cucks?

MEMES XDDDDDD

i wish I was a girl.

appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222436/1609lijbsdfvoihbadfvohbsdfvljhb/master/1800/1800.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=

vlc

lossless apple music ftw

>non apple cucks?
literally on the apple frontpage,ass
apple.com/apple-events/september-2016/

Read the thread you dumb fuck, one's been posted.

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