Can Sup Forums improve on this?

Can Sup Forums improve on this?

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I'd start by giving it more jpeg

Why the fuck would I give a machine I literally pay to work for me and are made to do the tasks on the right side of the picture the privilege of riding on my shoulders?

Kernin The Cat told me to do it!

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I don't know, depends if Macs spy on you like Win 10.

Yes

>not sexually exploiting the computer

>the mac user isnt getting fucked in the ass by the robot

ONE FUCKING JOB

Google Cardboard?

Sure.

So basically the macfag isn't an user but an used?

Asuka and rei were shit and shinji was a fag.

>Mac user has to serve and work for this computer

What did they mean by this?

Mac user getting fucked in the ass, GNU/Linux user with a gundam.

Only if its Tallgeese.

GNU/Linux users would be like that fat dude from Megas XLR.

Better picture

Even better.

So macfags always have to serve their computers?

I don't get it

Only Asuka was shit.
Shinji isn't a fag. He didn't let Complementation to end, so humanity didn't disappear entirely. He's just homo, if Kaworu's appearance was more pleasing to him than Rei's.

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1000 hours in ms paint

Nah

Not only do Macs spy on you for Apple, they even help MS spy on you.

What is this shit supposed to mean?

I don't understand the image, but I think the implication is that Mac users treat their computers better? This is not a truth I have known personally. My girlfriend is a macfag and she treats it like shit. I had to wipe a fucking guacamole stain off the keyboard the other day because she left it there for months and wouldn't clean the fucking thing off it was bugging me so fucking much aaljhdazksjfhskjh

>mfw applosers have literally been using Bing all this time

Your personal anecdotes =/= majority of users

>GNU/Linux user with a gundam
yeah, Gusion Gundam maybe

youtube.com/watch?v=GWxC8ezE4Dk

your "gf" is fat
how does that make you feel

>you are fucking a fat

Awesome, man.

fix'd

mildkek

Omg why haven't someone made one of the robot fucking the guy's ass? That's literally what apple does to its users.

What does that even mean? Fucking apple fags

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Mac users are normal fags. Normal fags treat their computers like shit. Therefore, mac users treat their computers like shit

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I spent way too much time on this.

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As per request.

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good shit

The obvious best response.

what does this even mean?

The subconscious is a wonderful thing.

Good job, user

True story

Underrated post.

There ya go.

As a mac user I can confirm. Mac asks me questions them I use a pc to Google the answers

hell yeah motherfucker

So mac users are retarded and think their computers have fee fees?

kek

LEWD?

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>that gerbera-tetra

We all cover the eyes of our machines?

asuka got nice tits

kek

Only realistic depiction so far
But what about Macs ?

Thats a complete lie my desktop is my only friend I kiss it goodbye every time I leave.

Are you alright user-kun? May I take your temperature?

Oh my ( *’ω’* )

>Shinji wasn't a fag
>he is just homo

Meant for

I had roughly the same thing in mind and was happy to see someone else took up on it.

>tfw turned 18 in 2010
>dad wanted to take me for my first beer
>I had never had a beer before
>felt really nervous because I was/am a loser with no friends
>dad walks me to his regular pub
>sat me at the table with a bunch of his mates
>really uncomfortable as I sit in silence whilst he gets the beers
>he comes back to the table
>''OK LADS. MY BOY IS ABOUT TO BECOME A MAN''
>slams the beer on the table
>dads mates are pushing me to drink
>his friend Peter speaks
>"Go on lad. You'll have yer dads beer belly soon enough"
>dad starts to 'banter' with his friend Peter
>"I think Peter means you'll have his dads beer belly, because his dad is dead and you will be six feet under after tonights boozing!"
>they are all laughing
>feel pressure
>take one sip of the beer
>fucking hate it
>want to vomit
>meekly spit the beer back into the glass
>dad and friends all silent
>one of his friends chuckles and says "No lad, you swallow the booze"
>dad loudly sighs
>"fucking hell son, you can't go one day without acting like a twat?"
>apologise and ask to leave
>he tells me to just fuck off
>went home and played my PSP all night
>dad came home drunk
>barged into my bedroom and spent 40 minutes telling me how much I shamed him, and told me his friends kept throwing beer on his groin and making jokes about his seed spitting beer everywhere
>apologise, he doesn't forgive me

OC DO NOT STEAL

> his friends kept throwing beer on his groin and making jokes about his seed spitting beer everywhere

what sort of fag are u

Your dad's not mad at your for not drinking his piss water, he's mad at you for being a pussy and not even having the balls to say no with confidence.

>time well spent

now this is just sad

trufax

t. ganoo user

this

also, what kind of pussy can't even man up to finish one beer. Fuck I would have been just as disappointed.

You don't even realize that was a special moment for your dad and could only think about your poor ass for having to go out with your dad and actually spending some time with him.

what a dildo

Turn the robot around

So true, real men eat bacon and drink beer.

actually they do its kinda healthy.
Without excess of course

Ok.

Not even that. There are very few rituals in modern society for a boy becoming a man. His father took him out to share something important to him and his son shit all over it. His reaction was to run away and escape into a game. A moment a son could share in with his father squandered because babby couldn't finish one beer.Those are moments you can't get back

>share something important

Becoming a worthless alcoholic bar rat?

I go out of way to save every piece of hardware I come across, its like a sickness.

But I also make sure they are utilized to their full potential.

Put that on your homo graph.

Yes.

By not drinking that beer he saved himself a life of alcoholism

>turn the robot around
>turned the drone instead

gj

Kinda wanted the GNU/Linux one turned around

that's a child user

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>be me
>be 13 to 17
>ad doesn't like to drink anymore
>me always drinking with friends and friends of friends.
>came home late one night
>dad asks, "Are you drunk?"
>I said, "Yeah,"
>he said "Go, sleep"
>7:00 morning
>Shouts WHERE IS "ME"
>me shouts back "WHAT??"
>Me and him have a shouting conversation, soon enough it went to a regular conversation
>after conversation hang over is gone
>thanksforthetalkitremovedthehangover.gif

forgot pic

Are you a yuppie or something, mate? You have trailer trash parents and your father is literally still an adolescent.

>this is what linux users actually believe

Why is this relevant to this thread?

>windows users underestimating the power of GNU/Linux

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You have been watching Ross videos.