Supercomputers

If you were given ownership of the Titan Supercomputer;

What would you do with 693 TB of RAM and 40 PB of storage?

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play minecraft

rent it out to people who actually need it

Play minecraft

install gentoo and play minecraft idk frick off

Attempt crysis 3 max settings

play mineycrafta

Install gentoo

You'd probably get a lot of lag and would freeze.

Bruteforce attack this password protected video about some interview of 5th harmony

Create self replicating bots to shitpost on Sup Forums all day and solve captchas so I don't have to.

Sell it.

#include

int main(void)
{
while(1) fork();
}

Try to watch the highest quality porn I can

I don't even know what to do with 32GB of RAM and 16TB storage.

You can do ANYTHING
You just might have a terrible imagination.

Convert my entire 128 kb/s mp3 library to flac.

probably just play some vidya

wish i was kidding

You can't upscale and think quality would suddenly go up, fucking retard.

Hello world in java

Install windows and call Nutella to ask how he justifies a fresh install using 231 TB of ram for "caching"

Mine Bitcoins and bruteforce attack some passwords.

>brace in a line other than the function's declaration
lol frig off

Shit programmer detected

Sudo apt-get update
Sudo apt-get upgrade because I'm a Pleb who can't use the command line or any distro that isn't ubuntu

The only retard here is you.

What processing architecture?

Run Chrome.

>falling for obvious bait

shitpost on Sup Forums

Calculate the circumference of your mom's waist.

>using a super computer to do that
na man, its easy, 1.#INF

Divide by zero

create a smug anime face that's 600 PB large

absolutely fucking nothing because I have no problems that need that kind of horsepower to solve and I'm not going to delude myself into creating some

basically

Download and categorize every single meme.

Calculate and store pi

encode tons of anime porn

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>What would you do with 693 TB of RAM and 40 PB of storage?

Emulate PS3 games.

Just this

Make the entire Internets my botnet.

>bash: Sudo: command not found

I'd find the end of PI

...

Take a screenshot of the spec information and create a thread on Sup Forums saying
>tfw fell for the 693 TB meme

Log. Everything.

play TF2 at 53 fps

Divide by zero.

It would be kinda funny to run masscan and attempt to mirror everything. The government could get away with it.

Run Android without lag

I'd probably also use it to archive posts on all of 4, 8 (only the boards that matter), 16, end, and krautchan.

I'd also start logging and profiling every single person on Twitter and Reddit until I'm able to get hundreds of complete profiles of people, and then leak all that personal info on here.

People won't be as trustworthy of social media after that, and it'll only reinforce the stupidity behind "nothing to hide, nothing to fear".

Nice catch

Encode tons of anime BUT with 10-bit HEVC using the placebo preset and a CRF of 16 and seed it 24/7 for you weebs to enjoy so the chinese cartoon business can finally go bankrupt. I would mask all this activity behind 7 VPNs btw.

Watch my animu@1080p

what the fuck don't evangelions have like 71TB of Ram?
why do super computers carry more ram then evangelions?

3D rendering and particle simulations all day every day.

Why?

make a neural network that can recognize and tag any anime image

What OS does this run to be able to unitize so much RAM? Can some Linux distro utilize that much RAM?

Why not?

Gentoo

autist who codes in notepad detected

Host 4K VR free porn.

probably customize built OS.
I mean, it's a billion dollar machine. i'm pretty sure they have a team that built the OS from the ground up.

Stock market prediction

I wonder just how much power this actually takes.
A couple years back AMD had a presentation somewhere and talked about real time market analysis. I wish I could remember where since some of the data shown was fairly interesting.

Why/are mainframes more powerful than servers?
I've heard this is true at my work from people who work with mainframes, but I don't know how true this is or how it's measured.

run chrome with 20 tabs open

Play some AAA game at 12K 400 fps on an IMAX screen.

Could it find the password on that old .Rar file full of nudes I got ? I sure would appreciate

Nudes of who?

brute force the icloud accounts of stacys for nudes

Mine Bitcoins
Try and crack passwords
Start a VPS service, or anything that requires a server
Sell it

I wonder how long that'd take to crash it...

Program a bisexual waifu that can program and has GPP (Genuine People Personalities). I will make her chronically tsundere, and with a mild case of NEET.

Together, we will figure out how to create physical holographs and program many more waifus to share, and forever live in lust in the basement her hardware is stored in.

I'll be living the Harem King's dream!

Interesting Reading if U got the time: Cosmic Radiation corrupts the RAM of such big machines unless they plan for it:
spectrum.ieee.org/computing/hardware/how-to-kill-a-supercomputer-dirty-power-cosmic-rays-and-bad-solder

tesla/xeon

.....Is notepad++ really considered autist tier? That's ridiculous, I admittedly use Sublime but there is literally nothing wrong with notepad.

Oh, and Mine BitCoins

fuck me, its actually AMD/Nvidia Teslas.

I honestly didnt know that AMD still had a horse in the Super computing race.

He just means regular notepad
Notepad++ is fine, but it's not autistic enough for my tastes.

Benchmarks.

Id call one of those fake India Microsoft certified virus removal scam numbers and have him remotely access the PC.

wouldnt work likely, if you've ever worked with head nodes you'd know why.

prime95

I am fucking crying after reading that! It was fucking beautiful!

give it to lizard squad

Great article, really worth the read

Sell

that's a huge mound of trash quite possibly a landfill

Galaxy simulations.

finally have all chunks loaded

holy shit im keking

render hentai

Serious question. Given a powerful system, can you not make an algorithm could predict the lost bits and closely remake the lossless track?

Play ds3 on MAX settings

>7 VPNs
Good luck.

I'll install Vista and bonzi buddy. From there i'll watch tech tips youtube videos

SUSE Enterprise with custom kernel.